DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[architect]

Why did DSP expect to be featured in this Metokur documentary? Why did DSP expect Metokur would want to come on DSP's Podcast? Did DSP really think Metokur sporadically reacting to his retarded behaviour would be the main theme of this documentary? I honestly don't understand his dented reasoning here. He really does think everything revolves around him.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He went really hard on playing up feeling bad, and "crying" right when Metokur's medical documents were on screen. Then Phil talks for a few minutes about how showing medical documents to anyone ever isn't required to prove an illness. And how evil people are for asking for proof of someone being sick. THEN Phil says how he's dealing with sickness very close to him.

Be ready for a "POOR ME, ME OR MY FAMILY IS VERY SICK AND NEEDS THAT MONEY!....No, I won't show any proof! Did you see what happened to Metokur??!"

Phil would actually fit in very well with all the Munchausen/Illnessfaker grifting BPD chicks.

fat kat beetus arc incoming?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

"I wanted to see how far I could get with him" - Iron Chef Sakai on donating thousands of dollars to DSP.

These wannabe Machiavellian, sleeper cell, long term espionage type trolls are always infinitely more retarded than the completely transparent retards like Timboslice and Jaxx. Phil has shown time and time again he actually doesn't have that much an issue cutting big donators off when they start outwardly being toxic in his chat to him, you can sneak diss him forever but as soon as it's too obvious to ignore his narcissism kicks in and they're gone. The most anyone ever gets out of it is a shitty discord log of things everyone already knows anyway.

My favorite is when they finally spring their ruse and go on their victory parade of Doody and Rawphil's chat and expect everyone to applaud what a genius plan giving Phil $2000 was, only to be met with everyone calling out how fuckin stupid it is, they often end up bending the knee to Phil anyway because he's always willing to accept them back for a small tithe and hearty apology.

I always resent these types because they are enabling him too much.
It's one thing to get him to keep playing some boring dogshit like Stardew where there might be redeeming stuff to it like how this man cannot manage anything in his life.
It's another when you got him in this King Arc bullshit and he starts weaponizing your whaling to "felt the trolls" and you get the most obnoxious retard that ever exist.

Then apparently he is doing some elaborate LARP? Which is another issue with the larping. There's too many actual retards joining in that you get a few like this that come through and go a little extra and now you are an actual DSP fan.

 

[Comma]

I guess getting ghosted constantly by the people he's been inviting to his dumb show finally got to him, he has given up. Now they are cowards. Not even the people that milk him want to touch him with a 10ft pole.

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This is peak DSP, the ultimate narcissist with a complete lack of self-awareness. He ran for 10+ years from literally ANYONE trying to interact with him, and now that he feels he's on some kind of redemption run, he stalks people who he thinks have mistreated him and begs them to talk to him, even giving them a deadline of only a couple of days before it's "too late". And when they don't take the bait, he whines about it.

What a fucking weasel.

 

[PieceofShet]

Can we get a new poll please?

 

[Chiefbingoball]

How do you watch a documentary about someone dying of cancer and their life then make everyone feel bad for how pathetically you've tried to make it about yourself.

Saying that you're so graciously giving Jim an opportunity to have a conversation hes always wanted to have but now its unfortunately too late.

I know you read these phil, grow up dick cheese.

 

[Near]

Clearly Phil was not paying enough attention.
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Who the fuck is Bathtub Rob?
Was he so busy fishing for superchats he did not bother learning what the screeching banshee's name was?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

How do you watch a documentary about someone dying of cancer and their life then make everyone feel bad for how pathetically you've tried to make it about yourself.

Saying that you're so graciously giving Jim an opportunity to have a conversation hes always wanted to have but now its unfortunately too late.

I know you read these phil, grow up dick cheese.

Lol did you see how disappointed he was after the documentary didn’t mention him? Christ, the baby wants everything to be about him

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

To those who said Phil was boring, you still feel the same? IMO 2024 has been one of the best years of Phil of all time

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

To those who said Phil was boring, you still feel the same? IMO 2024 has been one of the best years of Phil of all time

I totally understand why someone would find DSP boring as a lolcow. I think he is like an acquired taste or fine wine. When you know the lore it makes any given stream(particulary the prestream/rants, cause god knows gameplay is dead) more entertaining than just jumping in cold turkey, but yeah I do feel like we have been generally on a hotstreak since he turned 40. He has completely lost his mind. This year has been fantastic for laughs and the future for kiwifarts is so bright I have to wear shades.

 

[Coke Zero]

Why did DSP expect to be featured in this Metokur documentary? Why did DSP expect Metokur would want to come on DSP's Podcast? Did DSP really think Metokur sporadically reacting to his retarded behaviour would be the main theme of this documentary? I honestly don't understand his dented reasoning here. He really does think everything revolves around him.

Phil really should just watch some actual metokur clips of jim reacting to him. Phil is acting like he's confused about what metokur thinks of him and wants to interview him to find out why he was so interested in dsp. Just watch the clips where metokur watched you play gta and you'll see what metokur thinks of you. It really isn't that deep and doesn't require an interview to get figured out.

He thinks you're a retard and a lolcow just like everyone else does. Phil pretends its this giant mystery why people don't like him and make fun of him, when he could just talk to any detractor and they could explain it to him in about 5 minutes- you treat everyone like shit and act entitled to money for putting out low effort, boring video game streams, while blaming everyone else for your own mistakes. Its really not hard to understand.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

This is why people shouldn’t get hung up on the money he makes. Who cares if he makes 6 figures when he’s just gonna blow it all on dumb shit and be right back to beg constantly.

He doesn’t have any kind of retirement plan, no savings, probably no health insurance since Kat works part time and he’s unemployed and he’s been out of the job market so long he will only be hired at an entry level.

Remember his “10 Year Plan”?

It’s changed to basically beg on stream until the day he dies, probably also on stream.

He said what the 10 year plan was the other day. The plan was to save up enough money streaming to open a Subway, another franchise fast food place, or his own restaurant. He didn't call it the "ten year plan" but he said that's what his goal was with streaming. To save enough to open a Subway!

Can you even image that? Phil is afraid of people, hasn't even been in a convenience store since he moved to Washington. Great plan, dude!!

 

[smug comporon]

To those who said Phil was boring, you still feel the same? IMO 2024 has been one of the best years of Phil of all time

I've followed Phil for about 10 years now and he's insanely boring on a day-to-day basis. Then you have moments like this where he does everything in his power to scare off a paypig and you just know OIC is coming crawling back by the next stream and the autism vortex sucks you back in.

That and it'll never not be funny to post DSP outlives another one to literally any news event.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

It's like disliking a movie simply because there isn't a lot of crazy action scenes and insane vfx in it. DSP is like the psychological thriller of lolcows. Definitely not for everyone, but there's a lot of fun stuff to find once you start peeling back the layers.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

To those who said Phil was boring, you still feel the same? IMO 2024 has been one of the best years of Phil of all time

In my opinion, this year is second only to 2017.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He said what the 10 year plan was the other day. The plan was to save up enough money streaming to open a Subway, another franchise fast food place, or his own restaurant. He didn't call it the "ten year plan" but he said that's what his goal was with streaming. To save enough to open a Subway!

Can you even image that? Phil is afraid of people, hasn't even been in a convenience store since he moved to Washington. Great plan, dude!!

I'm confused. Can you please put the 10 year plan into a sandwich shop analogy?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

To those who said Phil was boring, you still feel the same? IMO 2024 has been one of the best years of Phil of all time

He is still 100% less entertaining than his earlier video gaming days when he was just a ball of pure tard rage and wasn't handheld or replaying the same game for the 5th time, and everything to do with KC this year was extra retarded because those two clowns are only slightly less pathetic than DSP himself.

 

[detractorzer0]

Phil seems to have found his balls, or at least thinks he has. Wonder if he'll let someone have a sit down with him in the pig studio and do it face to face and man to man. He's calling people pussies and bitches so why not?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Did anybody catch the way Phil memoryholed Leanna and waking her up when she was sick to make him dinner? I believe that's one of the clips Mr. Metokur reacted to, isn't it? Phil acted like that never happened and doesn't know what people mean about that.
Also, he seems to be under the impression that Mutahar deleted TwiTTter because of him. Yes, he has become that delusional, and apparently the year/s he spent running away from Stuttering Craig for a follow up, from Keemstar and from basically everybody now never happened and they are the bitches, not him. Don't know if ItsAGundam has made a statement or if he just took complete silence and indifference as being afraid of Mr. "I'm alcoholic don't beat me Jaha sir".

BTW I just checked out his ThrownBack channel on a whim. He (or whoever) is still uploading stuff. And the views are really popping of

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Reminds me of his reACK of Mr. MIH-TOH-KER yesterday during the part where he was desperate to insert himself into the story. He reacted to this guy's channel having like 500 views per video and he was like "haha what a fucking loser, no one is watching that" while his videos don't even pull that on average and sit at 300-400 unless he goes on a retarded rant/cope session.

fat kat beetus arc incoming?

He's going to say Kat has a hormonal-style disease and that's why she gained weight. If it is the beetus it's because she was fatly gorging on Doordash, but if it's her hormones then it's no one's fault and can play victim for her.

 

[DerelictOnion]

He's going to say Kat has a hormonal-style disease and that's why she gained weight. If it is the beetus it's because she was fatly gorging on Doordash, but if it's her hormones then it's no one's fault and can play victim for her.

But it must be SOMEONE's fault. Obviously it is not his fault. He can easily say that she is stress eating because the detractors are ruining his business and their future together. Nothing she could do, the trolls are to blame, again.