Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[KingFrampt]

A normal healthy guy in his late 20s should have a girl friend or wife and be having sex like a rabbit.

That should apply to most guys here

 

[Looney Troons]

A normal healthy guy in his late 20s should have a girl friend or wife and be having sex like a rabbit.

I cannot tell you how many BMJ streams and clips I’ve watched where I can HEAR Mrs. Smith giving Austin the work. He’s as fecund as they come. He’s getting mad laid. You ever hear the phrase “damn that pussy nice”? You only know what a nice pussy is if you’ve fucked a few bad ones.

Do we really need to psychoanalyze Bossman, the whole point is that its fun to laugh at him because he is a manchild/incel/whatever while going full N I G M O D E. No shit it would be better to be his brother, unless you want to have a thread on KF

Content is dry. People are making their own fun with the subject matter. Your account is old as hell, you know this. Happens in every thread that is super active, then stagnates.

 

[drachenbarde]

A normal healthy guy in his late 20s should have a girl friend or wife and be having sex like a rabbit.

Quick question, do you think most guys browsing Kiwifarms are "normal"?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Quick question, do you think most guys browsing Kiwifarms are "normal"?

Yes.

 

[A-Train to Africa]

Yes.

Retard

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Honestly crazy that this dude hasn't been kicked to the streets and told by his parents he's an egotistical retard.

Nigger, you sound like an Alog retard. At least accustom to our ways of perceiving things before posting.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

*after 1500 pages of bossman ruining his life in increasingly dramatic ways* I think the way Austin lives wouldnt actually be fun, you guys

 

[The Backwards Man]

Honestly crazy that this dude hasn't been kicked to the streets and told by his parents he's an egotistical retard.

Nice first post. Please don't make a second.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

Honestly crazy that this dude hasn't been kicked to the streets and told by his parents he's an egotistical retard.

was wonderin why regs closed

 

[internet friend]

Look at what this thread has devolved into. There used to be joy and wonder, excitement for the next stream, the next clip, the next big win. Now it's just retards shit flinging.
I feel like I'm looking at the ruins of a once great civilization.

 

[cans.wav]

Look at what this thread has devolved into. There used to be joy and wonder, excitement for the next stream, the next clip, the next big win. Now it's just retards shit flinging.
I feel like I'm looking at the ruins of a once great civilization.

We need to double chuck the thread and bet on him getting released by the weekend dood

 

[The Good Nigger]

I feel like I'm looking at the ruins of a once great civilization.

The lifecycle of every thread when lolcow dies or gets busted.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

The lifecycle of every thread when lolcow dies or gets busted.
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Faw...shlg...
Really hits you in the feels when you see it on screen like that.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

We will rebuild, bossman would want us to. Every night I pray to the mines and keno gods for a successful quad chuck legal victory. The plan was all along to deprive us of our great Austin Peterson so that we didn't take for granted the time we had with him. Even if he isn't released because of intense riggery and Rat Eddie flipping the jury it does not matter because I continue to pray for a prison escape juicer and a bossmandrew helicopter to Mexico.
It isn't about what rats or what juices, what matters is your faith in Bossmanjack to prevail.

 

[Max Caulfield]

We will rebuild, bossman would want us to. Every night I pray to the mines and keno gods for a successful quad chuck legal victory. The plan was all along to deprive us of our great Austin Peterson so that we didn't take for granted the time we had with him. Even if he isn't released because of intense riggery and Rat Eddie flipping the jury it does not matter because I continue to pray for a prison escape juicer and a bossmandrew helicopter to Mexico.
It isn't about what rats or what juices, what matters is your faith in Bossmanjack to prevail.

??? what did you mean by that
you sound like a rat

 

[PeterMannion]

We will rebuild, bossman would want us to.

What do you mean by "we"? WEIRDO ALERT

 

[draggs]

Dewd... he never gave me the CSGO skin...

Why do you think he went to jail on purpose

Now when he gets out he still has all those CSGO skins to scam retards with again so he can gib all the crispy crackarooski octuple chuck contont IMMEDIATELY

 

[Looney Troons]

You guys are starting to make me feel weird in my own community

 

[bookers]

*after 1500 pages of bossman ruining his life in increasingly dramatic ways* I think the way Austin lives wouldnt actually be fun, you guys

idk man, smoking crack and gambling thousands of bucks everyday kinda seems like it would be fun
if he hadnt attacked his family members or w/e he'd be smoking some crackarooski as we speak

 

[Max Caulfield]

idk man, smoking crack and gambling thousands of bucks everyday kinda seems like it would be fun
if he hadnt attacked his family members or w/e he'd be smoking some crackarooski as we speak

Self-destruction is a god-given right. Doing it for other's entertainment is divine work. Hurting others in the process is where, universally, people can agree you've crossed a line.
If he was solo on welfare risking homelessness with every spin, he'd be a King, We'd be getting IRL streams of him gambling in bars and corner stores and a few casinos, Kino of him getting kicked out for attacking the machines instead of a total drought through the cold season.

No BMJ to keep me warm at night. I hope he finds a milf sugar mama to pay for his habits when he gets out so he can gamba and stream for the the boys, only taking breaks to sleep and DTPN some lonely grandma.

TFW We'll never get Bossman's live commentary of gambling movies.