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Colton is not fat, he's trying to complete his pig cosplay
Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.
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Coltroon is back on Xitter to reply guy towards Zoey. Remember that this is a near 30 year old man interacting with a mentally retarded 18 year old.
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He was told to fuck off, of course.
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He was told to fuck off, of course.
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I saw a naked guy too. I did not like it. It was Colton.
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Colton goes to church despite being a satanist. Why, you ask? For the free food, he's not fat by the way!
His mom ( I think? ) calls him a gay mooch
His mom ( I think? ) calls him a gay mooch
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I think chopping his dick off and pretending to be a girl is a little more gay that stealing from church. Owning a horse cock soap is pretty gay too.
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Colton tried to get on one of MrBeast's videos but got ghosted. I believe the position for "obsessive satanist troon" was already taken by Chris Tyson, sorry Colton!
The email in question:
The email in question:
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In otherwords, he didn't bother going to the website in question and logging in and applying, just spinelessly waited for an application to be sent to him because he is a retard and can't read. Yet this means 'mr beast fucked him' somehow.
Never change, Colton!
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Personally I think him and Zoey are perfect for each other, they're both at similar same mental maturity levels, Colton sounds like an preteen in an edgy phase. I can only imagine the disappointment and embarrassment his mom must feel taking her satanist tranny son to church and watching him gorge himself.
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She's probably a fat mexican as well and also steals food meant for poor people
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"NooOOOoooo FUCK YOU MR BEAST!!!! I COULD'VE BOUGHT MORE HE-MAN TOYS AND TAKEN DOWN THE KIWI FARMS WITH THAT MONEY!!!"
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"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, JIMMY THAT I CAN'T GET A JOB!!!!!"
( Archive )"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, JIMMY THAT I CAN'T GET A JOB!!!!!"
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Why does Colton need to be "bought off disability" and have his life "fixed"? I thought he was living his dream of milking the government and not working. Getting laid by date raping drunk chicks. Eating the finest church basement potluck meals. Going to the coolest goth concerts.
Maybe he was lying about how great his life is. I wonder if he is lying about not being a man named Colton?
Maybe he was lying about how great his life is. I wonder if he is lying about not being a man named Colton?
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5 million is nowhere near enough money to fix his life. What exactly does a time machine cost?
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Colton wants to be on Jimmy’s show, making him the 3rd confirmed pedophile to associate with Mr. Beast
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He'd also be the 2nd tranny.
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It's very fitting that his current Xitter handle is "batty", what with how he behaves.
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Reminds me of when chris had a meltdown over not winning that rap contest, believing he would get a girlfriend out of it and all.
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Warms my heart to know that stupid faggot is still out there seething. You may not be here right now Colton, but I can still hear you saying you're "not an retard, not an man, my name not Colton" to this day. Keep seething forever, buddy.
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Just the latest sucession of people who 'fucked him over' so he can seethe and rage at all the injustice done against him.
He would have, you know, had to FORMALLY APPLY first as he was invited to and would have had a leg up (ewwww) over most applicants as he had a talent scout give him his name to use as a reference. But he didn't bother, thinking that he had applied already and he was just waiting for the next stage to proceed. That he didn't sign up for.
Then he assumes he would have won. A revolting tranny with an even more revolting personality he would have alienated all the other participants in record time. He might have actually even made the show BY being such an unlikable cuntwaffle. But then there are the events. Colton? Win something needing effort, skill, endurance?
Not happening. Colton had zero chance of winning even if he had properly applied. But since when do facts and reality have anything to do with the narrative he's built up in his mind to keep himself from suicide? "I'm not a complete failure in life, everyone is out to stamp out poor Amanda and keep me from everything I deserve!"
I'd pity him, if he weren't Colton.
He would have, you know, had to FORMALLY APPLY first as he was invited to and would have had a leg up (ewwww) over most applicants as he had a talent scout give him his name to use as a reference. But he didn't bother, thinking that he had applied already and he was just waiting for the next stage to proceed. That he didn't sign up for.
Then he assumes he would have won. A revolting tranny with an even more revolting personality he would have alienated all the other participants in record time. He might have actually even made the show BY being such an unlikable cuntwaffle. But then there are the events. Colton? Win something needing effort, skill, endurance?
Not happening. Colton had zero chance of winning even if he had properly applied. But since when do facts and reality have anything to do with the narrative he's built up in his mind to keep himself from suicide? "I'm not a complete failure in life, everyone is out to stamp out poor Amanda and keep me from everything I deserve!"
I'd pity him, if he weren't Colton.