Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Nick's future:

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Nick's version:

"Don't do drugs, but if must do drugs, don't do it on a livestream thousands of people are watching."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I´m obviously not as dedicated as you to the topic and never watched any of his streams but clips but have you considered they were just fooling around among themselves? It seems wild to try and plant a story do discredit you or the farms but it doesn´t make any sense if he straight up says he is going to the show and then claiming it was just an op. Specially on that video, what he implies is it was just a joke.

Also, he absolutely had it out for Himedall, because Himedall was cataloging the degeneracy going on in Nick's Locals, and it drove all the wine thots sending him lewds away.

Even if you don't believe this was a gay op, he's done other shit.

Last response on this because this thread is not about me, but we have screenshots and logs of Art and Egalitarian telling us about their oh-so-successful ops. It went into denial about how they planned it over the telephone and how much their PWN'd the farmers. Supposedly it was Art's idea.

The 14 Locals streams in May were an extension of that original idea that he was going to do a bunch to revitalize Locals.

The 14 stream requirement was also a former contractual obligation he let slip.

What day of May are we on now? 189th? He can STILL DO IT!

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

He would go Undead because they seem to be the edgiest and because he liked the fact that Sylvanas wanted to burn Azeroth to the ground to defeat death itself.

I am thinking he'd be into Blood Elves, because also edgy and very reminiscent of Dark Eldar and Slaanesh worship. Also male Belfs have the twink thing going on, so he'd probably like that too.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I am thinking he'd be into Blood Elves, because also edgy and very reminiscent of Dark Eldar and Slaanesh worship. Also male Belfs have the twink thing going on, so he'd probably like that too.

Void Elves.

All the Twink of Blood Elves with all the Edge of Dark Elves.

 

[Captain Manning]

Last response on this because this thread is not about me, but we have screenshots and logs of Art and Egalitarian telling us about their oh-so-successful ops. It went into denial about how they planned it over the telephone and how much their PWN'd the farmers. Supposedly it was Art's idea.

Art's a faggot.

I'm actually split on whether that account here was him or not. His posts were definitely some low IQ faggot shit.

I'm guessing miss poopy butt and him aren't gonna be planning anything else together since they're now divorced.

Nick's own home grown e-version of Hedonism II was a flop. It led to broken marriages, hurt fee-fees, harvested catfish, and CGoody being bitchy in elb's comments intermittently because the land of milk and honey turned into the land of shame and regret.

And yet... AND YET... throughout all of it, Still-Life endures.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Nick's version:

"Don't do drugs, but if must do drugs, don't do it on a livestream thousands of people are watching."

but if you do do it on a livestream with thousand of people watching, make sure to take the VOD down so no-one can ever prove it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That´s Balldo Man. I see a similarity to the Juggernaut, maybe when Balldo Man sees a mountain of cocaine, he becomes unstoppable.

Holy shit you're right I never realized the Juggernaut wears a fucking Balldo on his head.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

I am thinking he'd be into Blood Elves, because also edgy and very reminiscent of Dark Eldar and Slaanesh worship. Also male Belfs have the twink thing going on, so he'd probably like that too.

Yep, just pale drow, all the way up to the bitchy women and step on me heels. Such is life in Balldoberranzan.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I seriously cannot understand what April wanted to gain out of this, but I do hope the inevitable betrayal, if it didn't already happen, will lead to a tell-all from her side. I await the great Ape escape.

If Balldos complete surrender and cucking out begging for a plea deal comes with the condition he has to get rid of the Slampig, then at some point April is going to realize her monkey branch attempt was pointless and she abandoned her marriage for nothing. At that point, likely when shes forced to leave the house before the sale and Balldo stops taking her calls theres a good chance that BPD rage will kick in. Borderlines go psycho when they feel cast off, this has a chance to blow up in Nicks face with hilarious results.

 

[Oxyjen]

Yep, just pale drow, all the way up to the bitchy women and step on me heels. Such is life in Balldoberranzan.

You drowpost on literally every page going back months. The repetition has made me actively not want to know what the fuck it means.

 

[Pelican Bones]

You drowpost on literally every page going back months. The repetition has made me actively not want to know what the fuck it means.

Holy fuck yes. I see the avi and just skip reading the posts now.

 

[Stiffy]

If Balldos complete surrender and cucking out begging for a plea deal comes with the condition he has to get rid of the Slampig, then at some point April is going to realize her monkey branch attempt was pointless and she abandoned her marriage for nothing. At that point, likely when shes forced to leave the house before the sale and Balldo stops taking her calls theres a good chance that BPD rage will kick in. Borderlines go psycho when they feel cast off, this has a chance to blow up in Nicks face with hilarious results.

I had a fever dream last week that April avenged the skunks and raccoons. She's a woodsy little trollop with a wide array of suitable weapons at her disposal. The spirits of the dead animals will guide her hands.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Holy fuck yes. I see the avi and just skip reading the posts now.

Stay salty, mald and fucking sethe. It's funny and you know it.

You drowpost on literally every page going back months. The repetition has made me actively not want to know what the fuck it means.

You already know what it means. That race was added to Dungeons and Dragons, a NERD Product, in order to make BDSM jokes about Nigger-Elves and Nicky Crackets of Balldoberranzan is the most Hood Nigga of Nigger-Elves.

Cope and Sneed for Five Dollars.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Stay salty, mald and fucking sethe. It's funny and you know it.


You already know what it means. That race was added to Dungeons and Dragons, a NERD Product, in order to make BDSM jokes about Nigger-Elves and Nicky Crackets of Balldoberranzan is the most Hood Nigga of Nigger-Elves.

Cope and Sneed for Five Dollars.

Lol didn't read

 

[3MMA]

You drowpost on literally every page going back months. The repetition has made me actively not want to know what the fuck it means.

Holy fuck yes. I see the avi and just skip reading the posts now.

Same here. At least it’s not at the levels of the autistic “fishheads” poster from about a year ago. That guy added his weird fishhead shit to everything, very self invented weird shit. The drow thing is getting close to fishhead posting though. It’s always obvious when someone tries to shoehorn something that doesn’t quite fit, way too much.

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Tax:

(Nick’s eyes the day after the cokestream. One is blacked, just like OurGollum.)

 

[ChromaQuack]

Kayla should just play Word of Warcraft and conduct her e-affairs there.

You know... like a normal goddamned person. A Star Trek mobile game? That's just WEIRD.

The stereotype is she'll chose Blood Elf if Horde, or Draenei if Alliance.

Meanwhile, we all know Nick will roll Goblin. He's a money grubbing faggot who takes advantage of others. He'll farm Kayla out for gold. Anybody who doesn't grovel enough will be kicked from the guild, and he'll rant about them for hours on his Locals and try to get the other faction to gank them.

WoW ERP is so passé, FFXIV and its catgirl whorehouses is where it's at now.

Yes this was an excuse to plug that thread.

 

[AnOminous]

Void Elves.

All the Twink of Blood Elves with all the Edge of Dark Elves.

What about Machine Elves? Isn't he into ketamine?

Lmao nevermind the Machine Elves probably kicked his ass and called him a nerd.

Just kidding he was never into DMT. He should definitely do lots and lots of that. The Machine Elves would love him.

 

[TheTractor]

Things are GRIM if King David is silent.

 

[Melty Butter]

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(Nick’s eyes the day after the cokestream. One is blacked, just like OurGollum.)

Let it never be forgotten, Kayla or a child.
You did this + this:

Stand by it if you're capable. One day you will be proud you did it.

 

[cow-wannabe]

That´s Balldo Man. I see a similarity to the Juggernaut, maybe when Balldo Man sees a mountain of cocaine, he becomes unstoppable.

"I'm the Baldonaught...bitch."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plQIf5fS8xw