Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 194 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 782 56.7%

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You can't convince me that this retard with all those Smokers, Grills & whatever Gadgets has no decent picshurs of Steaks he made at home. No, he has to use AI all the time. WARS WARS WARS!

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Wandering about town? Since when can Fatty wander? He's been unable to "wander" since well before the stroke that took his right side. And before that all he could do was limp around and before that waddle.

I think the last time Fatty could wander was when they were still in California.
 
Even when the Orange County Blob was completely pre-stroke and sound of limb I bet he never walked more than a third of a mile at a time without stopping in his life, and I bet that was only in parking lots, bitching all the way. Hilarious before this latest stroke when he tried to convince us he went a whole mile at once.
 
Even when the Orange County Blob was completely pre-stroke and sound of limb I bet he never walked more than a third of a mile at a time without stopping in his life, and I bet that was only in parking lots, bitching all the way. Hilarious before this latest stroke when he tried to convince us he went a whole mile at once.
That bit where he's standing by the mile marker. Fresh, not sweaty at all, you just knew the scooty puff was off camera.

Everything in Fatty's life is performance. He's just really stupid when it comes to things and believes everybody believes his obvious lies.
 
Jack's most accurate bitmoji

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Feel free to go crazy with this

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Ugh, sometimes I forget how much of a disgusting hog whore wife Tammy is. Actual fucking nightmare imagery wtf. Thanks for reminding me as to why never to feel sorry for Tammy at all for being stuck with Jack.
You can't convince me that this retard with all those Smokers, Grills & whatever Gadgets has no decent picshurs of Steaks he made at home. No, he has to use AI all the time. WARS WARS WARS!

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Think back if you will. Back to the time Jack made a rare burger. Back to any time he cooked chicken and it came out "juicy" as he likes to call it. And of course, think back to the time he put a rotten brisket into chili.

Is it really that unthinkable that Scalfatty doesn't have any good pictures of steak?

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ou can't convince me that this retard with all those Smokers, Grills & whatever Gadgets has no decent picshurs of Steaks he made at home. No, he has to use AI all the time.

Well, to have a decent picture of a steak, you must first make a decent steak to take a picture of. And this is Jack we're talking about here. How, exactly, do you expect him to do this?

At this point, you might as well hope to see Null praising Kraft singles on MATI.
 
At this point, you might as well hope to see Null praising Kraft singles on MATI.
Kraft singles are evil but they serve a purpose. They're great melting cheeses and in that case, and only that case, they get a pass.

And having said that... I haven't had Kraft singles in my fridge since I was a kid.
 
tammy's so intent on jamming down those fried dumplings (sorry i mean BIRRIA TACOS) she can't even answer jack's slurred retard interrogation. i half expected her to snarl at him with her mouth full like a food-insecure dog interrupted at its bowl.
Yet another case where Hammy has to explain to stroke retard Jack what he just ordered because he's utterly baffled by fast food.
shame on any janny who thumbnails these. some images simply must be experienced full-size, full resolution
It should be spoiled for obscenity. At least if you have an account.
 
I don't fuck with the plastic cheese either lol but even if you do I can't imagine you could come close to the white trashness of the scalfanis
It's literally just cheddar with an emulsifier and some dairy products. Now, I know words with more than 3 syllables are scary, but emulsifiers are naturally found in many foods.
 
I like to shit post as much as the next person but what you people have said about Kraft singles is over the fucking line. Kraft singles are to cheese as dog shit is to a NY strip.
I can agree that for most purposes they're subpar but they do have their uses, they're the most common cheese for use in a cooked sausage and ground meats because they stay in compact little pieces rather than melting out into the rest of the meat and onto the cooking surface.
 
You say emulsifiers, I say plastic lol I will say a lot of Korean dishes actually like to use them for the cheese component like army base stew, and it is tasty. That one has spam in it as well. I am actually kind of fascinated with Korean's love of cheese ( and their obsession with fried chicken)
 
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