Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[rusty shackleford 1]

The fellas at the forums were talking to the Twitter AI, who was aware of Shame Nopes.

That Los Angeles county conservatorship can’t be him can it?

 

[Mikoyan]

The fellas at the forums were talking to the Twitter AI, who was aware of Shame Nopes.
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That Los Angeles county conservatorship can’t be him can it?

There's an easily found Linkedin Profile for a Shane Nokes who seems very much like an unfortunate tard and/or sped trying to make it in the world, in LA. That's probably who this is about.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

There's an easily found Linkedin Profile for a Shane Nokes who seems very much like an unfortunate tard and/or sped trying to make it in the world, in LA. That's probably who this is about.

I bet that guy isn’t banned from 119 forums and social media platforms and probably uses coupons right on the first try. I bet he doesn’t bother applying for easy pay cause he knows his credit is shit. The superior Shane. I bet he doesn’t even have a cutlery kink.

 

[Spunt]

There's an easily found Linkedin Profile for a Shane Nokes who seems very much like an unfortunate tard and/or sped trying to make it in the world, in LA. That's probably who this is about.

At least that Sped is trying to make it in the world. Shane can barely make it to the fridge.

 

[Maude Snew]

At least that Sped is trying to make it in the world. Shane can barely make it to the fridge.

You mean away from the fridge.

 

[Broadside]

The fellas at the forums were talking to the Twitter AI, who was aware of Shame Nopes.
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That Los Angeles county conservatorship can’t be him can it?

>Brainiacshane
Oh I'd have loved to see his MySpace!

 

[Helvetia]

>Brainiacshane
Oh I'd have loved to see his MySpace!

https://myspace.com/brainiacshane

rest of his friends seem to be fat men / women

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The fellas at the forums were talking to the Twitter AI, who was aware of Shame Nopes.
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That Los Angeles county conservatorship can’t be him can it?

That's likely the Brony in California who has autism and writes incest fan fiction of a sister he doesn't have.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's likely the Brony in California who has autism and writes incest fan fiction of a sister he doesn't have.

And he’s still the less pathetic Shane Nokes. Fucking imagine.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

And he’s still the less pathetic Shane Nokes. Fucking imagine.

Shane Holmberg is less pathetic and he married his child bride after grooming her for 18 years and eats shoes. Despite the gray hair he now has he looks more presentable and has a job.

 

[An automatic clown]

Shane's up to the same old shit, unfortunately the post on the Star Trek Facebook group is deleted. I'm sure it was juicy and full of tard rage.

 

[Maude Snew]

Shane's up to the same old shit, unfortunately the post on the Star Trek Facebook group is deleted. I'm sure it was juicy and full of tard rage.
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Oh no, he backtraced the IP and reported it to the cyber police, someone better check if consequences are still the same.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Oh no, he backtraced the IP and reported it to the cyber police, someone better check if consequences are still the same.

Oh dang, did we dun goof? Better break out the emergency butter knives!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

https://myspace.com/brainiacshane

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rest of his friends seem to be fat men / women

The Danielle Lane on his friends list is his sister.

Shane's up to the same old shit, unfortunately the post on the Star Trek Facebook group is deleted. I'm sure it was juicy and full of tard rage.
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He's not well liked there.

 

[An automatic clown]

The Danielle Lane on his friends list is his sister.

He's not well liked there.
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That's fucking hilarious. Even looks at the guys profile to use wife's name, a real Patrick move

It's like The Simpsons Skinner meme, it's definitely not Shane who's out of touch after 20 odd years on the Internet and being shunned everywhere. No, it's the Nazi pedophiles in every group or forum I join that are the problem !

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Found the first page (pro tip: yandex is the search engine that still lets you see cached pages)
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https://archive.ph/IeNNC

And this went on for another page
This guy is such an insufferable asshole.
Shoutout to @KF Cruiser who was last active November 21.

Edit: I just noticed, this guy says he's been posting on BBS boards for almost 40 years. According to some marriage document in the OP he was born in 1981, is this nigga saying he was posting online at the age of 3??? LMAO this fat shit-fucking retard

Patrick S. Tomlinson-tier hateable fat faggot. I hope he gets a stroke

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shane spent his Christmas on Facebook telling Wil Wheaton and his wife how much he loves them, like they have any clue as to who he is.

 

[Maude Snew]

Shane spent his Christmas on Facebook telling Wil Wheaton and his wife how much he loves them, like they have any clue as to who he is.

Wil Wheaton is married to a woman? Does he know she's a woman? That has to be the biggest beard since Niki married Fat Rick.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Don't remember this being shared, Shane bitching at Microsoft on LinkedIn 4 months ago

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/shane-nokes_never-thought-id-say-this-but-microsoft-activity-7234733322310983680-K8zm

The lazy man's protest: "considering" switching OS, sure you are.

complains about unappealable suspensions huh... could it be?

https://xboxgamertag.com/search/Mountain%20Dew

hahahahah he lost his beloved gamertag hahahhaa

it used to show up just fine here's a 2023 archive

https://archive.fo/Fx5fG/

Expert in online content moderation can't stop getting banned from online services. I'm so sorry, Shane.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm sure he can jump on his Norrath Reaver account he made 13 years ago. That still exists at least. I guess he not only lost his Microsoft Ambassador but his account at the same time. I thought you knew people there Shane