Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Shig O'nella]

Can a minor even pass the bar? I'd think there would be rules against it.

Pass, sure.

They can't get served though.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Well, that wasn't smart, Russ.

"Hardin's asking the witnesses basic questions? How could that happen in a lawsuit?" - Greer



Greer told both of his witnesses to not answer any questions, so we're down from no evidence and irrelevant testimony to no evidence and no testimony.


Lawyers subpoenaing witnesses is apparently predatory behavior.

Looks like we're in for an absolute banger of a motion from Greer though, I'm sure he's furiously typing out on his Iphone now why his witnesses shouldn't have to answer any questions.

 

[Harm]

I'm pleasantly surprised by these developments and delighted to see where the brilliant mind of Russell Greer takes us in lolfare going forward.

 

[Bogliacci]

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Well, that wasn't smart, Russ.

When it rains, it pours!

 

[DavidS877]

Zippity PDF/OCR dah.

I really need to write a script for this.

Edit: almost forgot

Merry Christmas

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[Bogliacci]

"Hardin's asking the witnesses basic questions? How could that happen in a lawsuit?" - Greer

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Russ, YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SUBMITTED THEM AS WITNESSES. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SUBMIT SOMEONE AS A WITNESS IN A LAWSUIT.

 

[Harm]

The sheer audacity of a pro se litigant to tell his own witnesses that they should hire lawyers out of pocket in order to resist deposition is awe-inspiring.

 

[Steve Martin Short]

It almost sounds like he has no idea what happens during a deposition. Either he really is that dumb, or his strip mall paralegal degree's curriculum consisted of Perry Mason reruns.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I love that he's telling his family to get lawyers involved... in an email that includes Hardin.

This is such great work by Russell, I'm so happy with the amount of lunacy that we're getting recently.

 

[Google.com]

I love that he's telling his family to get lawyers involved... in an email that includes Hardin.

This is such great work by Russell, I'm so happy with the amount of lunacy that we're getting recently.

Considering his thought process throughout the case he is probably expecting Hardin to represent them pro bono against... Himself? After all he should be a neutral third party

 

[obsdj]

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Well, that wasn't smart, Russ.

Christmas really is coming early. I desperately hope the judge chimes in "pronto."

 

[ScooterL]

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"Russell, son, how on earth did this man get my phone number?"
Awkward.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

"Hardin's asking the witnesses basic questions? How could that happen in a lawsuit?" - Greer

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Greer told both of his witnesses to not answer any questions, so we're down from no evidence and irrelevant testimony to no evidence and no testimony.

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Lawyers subpoenaing witnesses is apparently predatory behavior.

Looks like we're in for an absolute banger of a motion from Greer though, I'm sure he's furiously typing out on his Iphone now why his witnesses shouldn't have to answer any questions.

ohhh that's the good shit. Inject that shit right into my veins.

I have to hope that Hardin at least enjoys this in part with how bizarre it is. I'd be very satisfied to be able to write legal lolcow art like Hardin has, time and money wasted notwithstanding.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Imagine being enough of a failson to put your family in this position in the first place over hurt feelings and the first they learn of it is when they're summoned.

Then you send this to your ailing father.


I've become pretty blackpilled about the courts treating him with kid gloves but at this point it's like Russ is trying to piss them off into fast-tracking his legal and financial annihilation right before Christmas.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Walmart gets sued by every arsehole who falls over their own shoelaces. Have a peek at the current list (There's a LOT of pages)

Edit: To give some context to Null's post about a huge portion of their resources.

Lots of names that imply people with socio economic needs.

 

[IKOL]

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Well, that wasn't smart, Russ.

Motherfucker you had just one job and you keep failing at it miserably, in most hillarious ways...

 

[Harm]

This almost feels like some sort of attempt at 4D chess to trick his family into joining him in the lawsuit and hiring lawyers on his behalf. He has to have known that the reason he provides contact information for his witnesses is in order for the other party to contact them as part of the lawsuit. From there, Hardin contacts them, and then Russell spins wild tales to them of Harding being an evil harasser cyberstalking him. They now feel personally involved and as though they need to "protect" themselves... by hiring attorneys who then work on the case with Russell.

Even if that's not the case, this is a really shitty thing to put your family through over Christmas.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Well, that wasn't smart, Russ.

That should be the tagline of this thread Russ' entire life.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lots of names that imply people with socio economic needs.

Lots of "other personal injury" too. The Walmart retard fight memes are real.