Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

I'm perpetually worried for our girl Sigs. :heart-empty:
It's also very telling Staph never posts pics of her interacting with her cats (minus the awkward Simba photo of childhood Staph), or just chilling with Siggy. 90% of my interactions with my cate are chilling on the couch, but I guess Sigs wants nothing to do with her....
 
I'm perpetually worried for our girl Sigs. :heart-empty:
It's also very telling Staph never posts pics of her interacting with her cats (minus the awkward Simba photo of childhood Staph), or just chilling with Siggy. 90% of my interactions with my cate are chilling on the couch, but I guess Sigs wants nothing to do with her....
i wish i could find it, but she shared a picture of her at a friend's place awkwardly holding out her hand to a brown cat and captioned it with something like "i've been called a cat whisperer." i think it was a friend/neighbor in the apartment complex? it was before she got siggy, i think.
she did post a video of her swiping around siggy with her foot fairly recently, but that hardly counts as playing.

from the way she's described, and just from the way she looks, siggy seems like a very funny cat (i can never get over her little beard markings making her look like a smug little shithead 🥺). sig's definitely an energetic kitty and i wouldn't put it past yarbs to be really annoyed with that. she really misses having a kitty that's as fat and lazy as her that loafs around that she can just ignore all day until she wants to post "lol dumb himbo orange cat single braincell!!" memes.
 
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Lol, Lmao. Word to the wise, Staph: If someone is the type of pig disgusting homeless crackhead inclined to loudly hawk loogies all over the floor of any indoor area, I think it's pretty safe to assume that he ain't cleaning it up. Or, since Staph may need this explained to her, I don't think one of his elderly parents is going to come by every few days to clean it up for him, either.

btw, if you're planning to piss off the neighbors with music, i'd recommend annoying earworm songs like the hamster dance or cotton eye joe. as much as i like metal (i'd hardly count rammstein as metal, but to yarbs it's the hardest shit out there, so i'll play along with her), metal music is just grating noise. you want to really get under their skin by playing something that will get stuck in their heads

Staph is a transboomer, it's not like she's one of those people with an over-engineered audio setup who insists on listening to their media with sufficient volume and bass to rattle the dentures on a guy across the street. Her idea of "loud music" is probably turning her little portable Bluetooth speaker up to around where the senior Cianfriglias would usually tell her to turn it down. If the soundproofing at the sped warehouse is worth half a shit, her neighbors might not even hear that.

Regardless, I'm betting she's among the only ones who is this precious about noise in general. I'd think mostly everyone else there is used to life in a section 8 shithole (or, honestly, apartment living in general) and it's second nature to tune out noise well enough to not be especially bothered. Even if that isn't the case, the cracked out squatters who are rowdy at the weirdest hours are likely the absolute last people who would give a scintilla of a fuck about other people playing music. Especially not if it's just generally decent alt metal, she's more likely to have them come over trying to party with her lmao.

Now if she decided to go thrifting for old 70s-80s audio equipment, pointed a few of these bitches at the floor, set the volume to "permanent hearing damage", and played this Youtube video that's just 100 hours of Nyan Cat... maybe.

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She's still trying to sell her patches, I thought she was going to give it up. Every Xmas/birthday I hope that some fool has bought me one.

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No one asked.

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I don't like how this reads.

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No, it doesn't count.

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I'm shocked that she has restraint these days.

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OK, edgelord.

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OK.

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Not surprisingly, this person already knew that.

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'It's pretty likely a lot of them were neurodivergent as well.' How the fuck would she know? Just pulling facts out of her ass.

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You mean light reflecting on them?

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LOL all she does is repost 'liberal grifter's.

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I know its obvious that this cat is fat, but... Jeez, Staph. So rude.

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Because she doesn't care about a cat's suffering, as long as she can make jokes about how fat her cat is. It's not cute.


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The neighbour drama continues.

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Don't take any hexing advice from the WOMB WIZARD.

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Or they get banished to viking hell and come back as elves.

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Fun Staph fact.
 
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She's still trying to sell her patches, I thought she was going to give it up. Every Xmas/birthday I hope that some fool has bought me one.

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No one asked.

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I don't like how this reads.

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No, it doesn't count.

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I'm shocked that she has restraint these days.

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OK, edgelord.

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OK.

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Not surprisingly, this person already knew that.

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'It's pretty likely a lot of them were neurodivergent as well.' How the fuck would she know? Just pulling facts out of her ass.

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You mean light reflecting on them?

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LOL all she does is repost 'liberal grifter's.

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I know its obvious that this cat is fat, but... Jeez, Staph. So rude.

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Because she doesn't care about a cat's suffering, as long as she can make jokes about how fat her cat is. It's not cute.


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The neighbour drama continues.

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Don't take any hexing advice from the WOMB WIZARD.

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Or they get banished to viking hell and come back as elves.

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Fun Staph fact.
Her neighbor has substance abuse problems. Why are you so ableist Staph?

Waco happened in 1993. Oklahoma in 1995. How can both of these be the answer to her first news story memory? Does she misunderstand the word first?
 
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'It's pretty likely a lot of them were neurodivergent as well.' How the fuck would she know? Just pulling facts out of her ass.
"Indian wise men were a bunch of faggy retards" is now a progressive stance. Kind of like how the original post claims that having hobbies makes you autistic, women working manual labor are men, and guys who kill themselves after getting laid off are the same as girls on Tiktok faking Tourette's for attention.
 
She's still trying to sell her patches, I thought she was going to give it up. Every Xmas/birthday I hope that some fool has bought me one.
I have a couple friends who follow Staph and I've always thought about doing this for them but I'm worried Staph will dox her customers like Chris so I don't do it. Does buying a lolcow's merch count as poop touching? Kind of a grey area imo.
 
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Not surprisingly, this person already knew that.
Has she been reading the thread again when we were mocking her referring to Loki as he/him only? Since she's  saying her imaginary husbando is a genderspecial queerthing here to validate the delusions of a fellow gender person, but conveniently enough he's always in the form of a well-endowed cis white male straight out of a corny romance novel when he's with Staph. You'd think for someone as kweer and kinky as her he'd bust out the female, sexless or even animal forms, but all we get is more proof of her heterosexuality and lack of imagination.
 
I have a couple friends who follow Staph and I've always thought about doing this for them but I'm worried Staph will dox her customers like Chris so I don't do it. Does buying a lolcow's merch count as poop touching? Kind of a grey area imo.
I've bought her patches and she never doxxed my info. I think semi-anonymously buying lolcow products isn't that bad, it's not like they're endangered zoo animals we have to keep from knowing they're in an enclosure. They're just annoying people. We aren't under any kind of documentary obligation to keep the lolcow tribes uncontacted.
 
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She has no other choice, really.

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She sounds exactly the same as any Bible thumping Christian with this nonsense. Lolki tried to intervene in world matters and he failed at it.

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Even if I was abusive once myself (and that was largely from my own trauma)
You know what reformed abusers do? Take responsibility and not blame it on their 'trauma', especially if its made up trauma.
the number of people who see absolutely nothing wrong with dragging out "receipts" and accusations has been too fucking much. 😮‍💨
People might stop doing this if you took responsibility.

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Have we ever seen evidence that she stuffs herself with fresh vegetables? I wonder if she has eaten all those gingerbread people yet.

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The original post is blocked, so I don't know what it said. 'Trigger warnings' on scenes of war - what is this 'triggering' in her? She has never been in a warzone. She's never lost a child. Ridiculous.

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Use. Your. BED. It's almost like she wants to wake up with a bad back and neck.

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I love this. 'I hope you don't mind following me because I talk about my gods and religion all the time.' Then she admits she read their bio wrong. The OP then wonders what the fuck she is talking about. Brilliant.

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As if she spends time in the shower.

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Good for you.

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Does Staph get food stamps?

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I want to see the photo!

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Let me guess who she is going to blame bird flu on...

Posts from her PAPST Blue Sky. Not very interesting, but here you go:
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I have a feeling that when this account gains some traction, this will be where the slapfights will happen, because she reposts political things and is a bit of an edgelord on it. So worth keeping an eye on.

A dumb thing that she keeps doing is tagging her other accounts on things that she has reposted, which is lazy. It obviously makes her traceable. Example:
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This was reposted on her deviant ghost fucker account, then she tagged her trans org. She does this a lot. If someone was following her trans org, they could put two and two together and realise that the owner of the trans org has an account where she talks about fucking gods and ghosts. So professional. Absolute retard.

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'It's still not enough.' Bitch, your rent is $13, what else are you funding?

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Being weird where? Surely trying not to be weird depletes your social battery, not the other way round.

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I want to know what kind of racist and antisemitic things. I imagine his opinions on women's bodily autonomy are 'Stephanie, your leg hair is out of control, you need to shave your legs.' (And she bows to the patriarchy and does it.)

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Staph fun family fact.
 
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I want to know what kind of racist and antisemitic things. I imagine his opinions on women's bodily autonomy are 'Stephanie, your leg hair is out of control, you need to shave your legs.' (And she bows to the patriarchy and does it.)
I've always found it weird and vaguely incestuous that her dad cares either way about his daughter's hairy legs, especially when she's a grown woman. I've never heard of any man giving much of a shit about his female relatives' beauty routines (besides his wife's) but idk, he's probably just giving his socially unaware tard daughter suggestions on how to look as un-tard-like as possible, and doesn't understand why she's chosen to further ruin her life by taking the pooner juice. Who knows, all we really know of their family dynamic is straight from the cow's mouth and we all know Staph is an unreliable narrator, her parents are supportive one moment, evil and bigoted the next, because they might be totally cool with their daughter supporting the gays, not having boyfriends, doing her silly rituals with crap purchased off Amazon, but draw the line at her ridiculous new name and pronouns and wish she'd get off the internet for once.

As for the racism? He's probably laughed at a spicy joke or two, done a silly accent, typical boomer humour but of course she has to view it through the lens of everything is offensive! I wonder if any of the jokes were at the expense of the Swedes or Irish, because that's the only time I could see her getting properly offended since she's a narcissist and that's part of her identity (as opposed to fake offended as a virtue signal), whereas she probably secretly doesn't mind jokes about black people knowing her track record with THE BROWN.
 
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Wear a bib, you fucking baby.

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Probably the cleanest surface in her apartment.

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I bet she was disappointed that her parents didn't care.

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Aside from the fact that this makes no sense.... Is it just me or does this sound incredibly rude? She's assuming that some boxes of cookies are ones that have been left over.

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I don't know if ouija boards have a built in translator.

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Tone deaf.

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'In my UPG' You mean the fan fiction in your head?

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Mystery solved! One point to the kiwi who guessed right in this thread.

Staph is loving the news coverage about Luigi, because she gets to discuss criminals:
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Translation: Please ask me why I have this on my phone.
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You're also his wife, which is even more surreal.

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Where is Richey these days?

On her alt:
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Just because people are simping over a criminal doesn't make it an acceptable thing to do. But... go for it, why not.

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Staph, you never learn.

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A Christmas party! I don't think we have ever heard Amanda's name before.

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I love it when people tell Staph they haven't a clue what she is talking about.

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Commenting on people's babblers again.

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I swear that her reading comprehension is getting worse.

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This was on her PAPST page. She's getting sloppy and crossing the streams - I don't know if she's saying 'terror in my pants' referring to Taco Bell shits, or as a joke about being aroused by Luigi. It could be diarrhoea and arousal, because it's Staph.
 
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True and honest faggot bxy doesn't know what an otter is...

She doesn't care about anything that's not about herself. Note how she wants to talk to her own deceased ancestors given the chance, when she could meet a bunch of (hypothetical) dead people of interest! Perhaps even Petey or Simba! But Staph only cares about Staph, always, and her curiosity and understanding about the world outside her sick mind and empty soulless shell is zero.
 
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