💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%
  • Total voters
    705
Room Temp Shrimp said:
I seriously cannot understand what April wanted to gain out of this, but I do hope the inevitable betrayal, if it didn't already happen, will lead to a tell-all from her side. I await the great Ape escape.
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If Balldos complete surrender and cucking out begging for a plea deal comes with the condition he has to get rid of the Slampig, then at some point April is going to realize her monkey branch attempt was pointless and she abandoned her marriage for nothing. At that point, likely when shes forced to leave the house before the sale and Balldo stops taking her calls theres a good chance that BPD rage will kick in. Borderlines go psycho when they feel cast off, this has a chance to blow up in Nicks face with hilarious results.
 
Procrastinhater said:
If Balldos complete surrender and cucking out begging for a plea deal comes with the condition he has to get rid of the Slampig, then at some point April is going to realize her monkey branch attempt was pointless and she abandoned her marriage for nothing. At that point, likely when shes forced to leave the house before the sale and Balldo stops taking her calls theres a good chance that BPD rage will kick in. Borderlines go psycho when they feel cast off, this has a chance to blow up in Nicks face with hilarious results.
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I had a fever dream last week that April avenged the skunks and raccoons. She's a woodsy little trollop with a wide array of suitable weapons at her disposal. The spirits of the dead animals will guide her hands.
 
Pelican Bones said:
Holy fuck yes. I see the avi and just skip reading the posts now.
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Stay salty, mald and fucking sethe. It's funny and you know it.

Oxyjen said:
You drowpost on literally every page going back months. The repetition has made me actively not want to know what the fuck it means.
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You already know what it means. That race was added to Dungeons and Dragons, a NERD Product, in order to make BDSM jokes about Nigger-Elves and Nicky Crackets of Balldoberranzan is the most Hood Nigga of Nigger-Elves.

Cope and Sneed for Five Dollars.
 
RandyMiskatonic said:
Stay salty, mald and fucking sethe. It's funny and you know it.


You already know what it means. That race was added to Dungeons and Dragons, a NERD Product, in order to make BDSM jokes about Nigger-Elves and Nicky Crackets of Balldoberranzan is the most Hood Nigga of Nigger-Elves.

Cope and Sneed for Five Dollars.
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Lol didn't read
 
Oxyjen said:
You drowpost on literally every page going back months. The repetition has made me actively not want to know what the fuck it means.
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Pelican Bones said:
Holy fuck yes. I see the avi and just skip reading the posts now.
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Same here. At least it’s not at the levels of the autistic “fishheads” poster from about a year ago. That guy added his weird fishhead shit to everything, very self invented weird shit. The drow thing is getting close to fishhead posting though. It’s always obvious when someone tries to shoehorn something that doesn’t quite fit, way too much.
Tax:
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(Nick’s eyes the day after the cokestream. One is blacked, just like OurGollum.)
 
Captain Manning said:
Kayla should just play Word of Warcraft and conduct her e-affairs there.

You know... like a normal goddamned person. A Star Trek mobile game? That's just WEIRD. :story:

The stereotype is she'll chose Blood Elf if Horde, or Draenei if Alliance.

Meanwhile, we all know Nick will roll Goblin. He's a money grubbing faggot who takes advantage of others. He'll farm Kayla out for gold. Anybody who doesn't grovel enough will be kicked from the guild, and he'll rant about them for hours on his Locals and try to get the other faction to gank them.
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WoW ERP is so passé, FFXIV and its catgirl whorehouses is where it's at now.

Yes this was an excuse to plug that thread.
 
Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Void Elves.

All the Twink of Blood Elves with all the Edge of Dark Elves.
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What about Machine Elves? Isn't he into ketamine?

Lmao nevermind the Machine Elves probably kicked his ass and called him a nerd.

Just kidding he was never into DMT. He should definitely do lots and lots of that. The Machine Elves would love him.
 
AnOminous said:
I could conceivably see someone being allowed to claim self employment for streaming.
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I suspect that would be unlikely. The entire point of the job requirement in these plea agreements and probation is the statistical evidence that if someone has a job, they are less likely to reoffend and end up back in the system.

The courts don't care what legal work you do as long as it keeps you busy. Nick streaming once a month isnt going to meet that requirement.

I also highly doubt that the boomer judge is going to understand what a streamer is nor will the prosecutor agree to Nick going back to drunk streams.

This is just my opinion. Think of a situation like BossmanJack being required to get a job for early release, and him claiming gambling streams as a job.

At least BMJ could argue that he does around 40 hours a week gambling. But no way would the court ever agree to this
Captain Manning said:
IMO, Sean is the best at it, even if you want to argue he's not the most technically adept.
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Sean could use interpretive dance and shadow puppets on his stream and his content is still lightyears ahead of most of lawtube considering he is like the only regularly practicing lawyer among that entire sphere of failures.
 
JustStopDude said:
Sean could use interpretive dance and shadow puppets on his stream and his content is still lightyears ahead of most of lawtube considering he is like the only regularly practicing lawyer among that entire sphere of failures.
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I think he should legitimately experiment with this format and we can see how it goes.
 
JustStopDude said:
Sean could use interpretive dance and shadow puppets on his stream and his content is still lightyears ahead of most of lawtube considering he is like the only regularly practicing lawyer among that entire sphere of failures.
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Really, it's the only metric that should matter with this sort of content.
 
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