Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[brooky]

It's going to end up being inappropriate for her, though. It always does. There will be a random princess tower or the bathroom will be way too small or something.

 

[multiverse]

So unless she's been told she needs to find another place by the St. June's management, why is she doing this now?

The timing of the move is bizarre. She mentioned some months back she was having more lipodema surgery in January. The only surprise for me is that she’s having it done on her arms. That doesn’t bode well for trying to pack and/or unpack

Do you remember when Anna simply didn't pack up her NYC apartment, and her dad had to send his assistant to go back and pack up Anna's shoes before he got billed for her things being tossed out? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

My needs are changing as I age..."

The fuck? Anna's only 41. Her mooing about "aging" is almost as annoying as Corissa's (who started going on about aging at age 35, ffs).

And yes, it is weird to move every 12-18 months. Moving is expensive, a huge pain in the ass, and disrupts her workflow as far as content creation—surely she is not going to get such a great deal on her next apartment as to offset that, even with a rent increase

The answer is simple: Anna has out-fatted her current apartment. Exactly how she has out-fatted it is unknown to us, but it has to be in a way that has 100% disabled her daily ability to function.

It may be that she can no longer bathe (can't get her leg over the tub / doesn't fit into the stall shower at all), or because she is on an upper floor and the elevator screams "ERROR" when she tries to get a ride. She may no longer be able to walk the distance from her parking garage to the elevator (see also: possible elevator error.) She needs not just a first floor ADA unit, but she needs one with wider doors than ADA requires for wheelchairs.

Why does Anna move every eighteen months? Like feudal lords of old, she leaves so the current place can be fumigated. It's highly likely she's severely damaged not just appliances, but also flooring, door frames, and with the amount of food she leaves around, a likely bug infestation.

She is also highly awkward, does super embarrassing things all of the time, and has very thin skin. Recall how she accused multiple men of sexual harassment at Sprinklr. Now imagine Anna thinking elevator banter with men in her building is the start of a Hallmark movie. Anna gets drunk, and Anna gets on the resident WhatsApp group to "flirt" back, Anna is humiliated, Anna moves.

 

[pippeyyy]

She is also highly awkward, does super embarrassing things all of the time, and has very thin skin

This. I really think her apartments refuse to give another lease due to her filming bullshit. She doesn't care about anyone else or anything. That has to be a bigger problem for the community than all the sinks, toilets, and tubs she breaks, maybe?

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

I think that Anna is a simpleton and moving represents starting over fresh. The novelty of a new place--and all the shopping she'll do to kit it out--will distract her temporarily. Like all addicts who can't face themselves and their shitty behaviour, a geographical cure is the next best thing. But soon enough, she'll find herself as she always does; alone, overeating, drinking, being an obnoxious tard on the internet, etc. The cycle doesn't stop just because you've changed locations.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

If I’m not mistaken, she’s in #2402, in this corner:

#2402 is available for move-in February 1st.



The one below it is ready for move-in now, and honestly every time I’ve looked at the saint June, the apartment below Anna’s has been available. I have maybe checked two or three times, but still. Despite Anna, the Saint June seems to be a really great place to live. On Google, they have 4.8 stars with 59 reviews.

There is a single 1-star review describing black mold:

Then there is another 1-star review with no explanation, and I’ve seen people hit a single star on their review, then write a gushing, glowing review, so this could just be user error. There is also a 4-star review with no explanation:


And a single 3-star review after my heart:


Every other review is so positive I wonder who is paying these people, but it goes on and on, here is a sample:

Spoiler: More positive reviews

People seem to absolutely love this place, for Anna to leave it, I’m sure she is either struggling to pay for it, or the landlord refused to renew because 1) obnoxious and 2) too fat to live there because she breaks everything. I’m currently sitting in a cold apartment because my heat broke and maintenance won’t do shit, so I’m honestly a bit envious to know that there’s a management team somewhere that does a good job while I freeze.

Anna cannot keep a good thing going to save her life.

 

[janeir0]

If I’m not mistaken, she’s in #2402, in this corner:

The fuck does a single person need a 3-bedroom apartment for? She's spending 3k a month on rent? I thought she was stupid for moving yet again (3 times in 5 years). But yeah, she definitely should move out and downsize.

 

[GenociderSyo]

The fact the apartment under her remains unrented shes probably so awful a tenant that they CAN'T rent there and they refused to renew her lease.

 

[thejackal2]

The fact the apartment under her remains unrented shes probably so awful a tenant that they CAN'T rent there and they refused to renew her lease.

What a 500lb beast jumping around and doing her stupid social media transitions isn't pleasant to live under? In a "eco friendly" building? It's probably unbearable. I bet everybody in the entire building knows who Anna is and wants her out of there.

 

[multiverse]

This. I really think her apartments refuse to give another lease due to her filming bullshit. She doesn't care about anyone else or anything. That has to be a bigger problem for the community than all the sinks, toilets, and tubs she breaks, maybe?

She's also likely broken the gym equipment more than once while filming her stupid "look, I work out!" videos. That'll run up a huge bill for management.

Anna is likely to have alienated and / or disturbed her fellow residents through her drunken behavior, and she probably treats the building management in a high-handed fashion whilst breaking things in her unit and around the common areas regularly.

But she's also just too fat to walk from her parking space to the elevator, if @No Thank You v 2.0 's map is correct. I also suspect she's unable to bathe due to some physical limitation of her unit's facilities. Did she shatter the glass shower door in the master bedroom? Because that would be the last straw for any apartment manager.

 

[thejackal2]

She's also likely broken the gym equipment more than once while filming her stupid "look, I work out!" videos. That'll run up a huge bill for management.

Anna is likely to have alienated and / or disturbed her fellow residents through her drunken behavior, and she probably treats the building management in a high-handed fashion whilst breaking things in her unit and around the common areas regularly.

But she's also just too fat to walk from her parking space to the elevator, if @No Thank You v 2.0 's map is correct. I also suspect she's unable to bathe due to some physical limitation of her unit's facilities. Did she shatter the glass shower door in the master bedroom? Because that would be the last straw for any apartment manager.

She's a massive cunt to service workers. Thing is your building manager isn't just any wage slave they are the key to not only your maintenance but also are your liaison with management. Anna's condescending, rude, overconfident personality no doubt rubbed the building manager the wrong way in addition to pissing off all her neighbors. Sometimes just paying rent on time isn't enough. It certainly isn't when it's an in demand building and they can make more money, have more happy neighbors by simply not renewing your lease.

It's what she deserves.

 

[OttoWest]

This. I really think her apartments refuse to give another lease due to her filming bullshit. She doesn't care about anyone else or anything. That has to be a bigger problem for the community than all the sinks, toilets, and tubs she breaks, maybe?

We just saw her toss a drink off of her landing while filming yet another idiotic dance vid, no care that it could hit someone or damage a car. Imagine walking around your complex and getting beaned by a grande iced latte.

I’m sure she’s pissed off her neighbors by filming in the common areas like the gym and parking lot. And @No Thank You v 2.0, I’ve also been watching the Saint June and that apartment directly below her has never been rented as far as I can tell. Since Anna’s chaos seems to be centered around plumbing I wonder if the apartment below her sustained any water damage.

 

[flay_fat_e]

She's for sure grown too big in every aspect of her life.

1. Clothing needs to be hand-sewn.
2. Lipo surgery will make carrying food to and from her vehicle difficult.
3. First floor rental is now essential due to size.
4. A new place where she can show face. The jumping, multiple content takes, and loud drunk talking shakes the whole complex. She's outgrown her welcome there.
6. Most importantly, she needs an excuse for when she gains more weight after lipo surgery. What better excuse then, "The New Year has brought a lot of new changes. I moved, I've had lipo surgery, and as I'm getting settled into my new place and body........." Then she'll continue to gorge herself to death off camera. By spring we'll get a workout video attempt.

Anna is the definition of insanity.

 

[brooky]

Like feudal lords of old, she leaves so the current place can be fumigated

Can you elaborate on the feudal lords aspect of this??

 

[The Queen of Autists]

"My needs are changing as I age..."

The fuck? Anna's only 41. Her mooing about "aging" is almost as annoying as Corissa's (who started going on about aging at age 35, ffs).

I'm a lot older than Anna or Corissa are, and this shit grinds my gears. Say what you mean, gorls: "The ruinous physical effects of my lifestyle choices are catching up with me."

And yes, it is weird to move every 12-18 months. Moving is expensive, a huge pain in the ass, and disrupts her workflow as far as content creation—surely she is not going to get such a great deal on her next apartment as to offset that, even with a rent increase.

Her lease is up; it's not being renewed (fatly breaking sinks and tubs made that obvious months ago); and frankly, she probably wants a place where she doesn't have to hurple over to another building to collect her mail and packages, where her car is parked closer to her front door, and maybe where she's on the ground floor. That's my take on it.

You may be older chronologically but def not physically

 

[multiverse]

Can you elaborate on the feudal lords aspect of this??

Naturally.

When kings and dukes and marquesses earls and counts and barons and such roamed Europe, they held many estates and properties. These holdings were given to them to as gifts and a source of income, but also to maintain properly, farm, and administer justice within. They were also to pay tithing to the Church, and appoint various church men and abbesses to the church holdings within their properties.

So a sort of circuit court was held throughout these properties, where the master and mistress and all their servants and attendants and knights and ladies followed them from house to house. This allowed the master to see to his interests and make sure no one was ripping him off (though he sent underlings to the shittier properties that weren't worthy of a visit, but where the peasants needed a good kick in the ass to produce better profits), and for them to escape the last house they stunk up.

However, after a month or so of a fuckton of fancy people (plus their serving people and attendants) living in a manor house or castle, which probably was designed for defense rather than comfortable living, the place was teaming with rats, fleas, b.o., rotten food scraps, and overflowing piles of shit and urine.

This meant it was time to move on to the next house, so the current property could be fumigated, freshened, and made livable after intense cleaning, and a good long time where way less people were in the vicinity to stink it up.

 

[Barbarella]

For newbies, here is my memory of her places since NY:

She moved from NY to some apartment that she decorated with washi tape and stuff. She was still on good terms with her brother’s wife and kid, and they were over all the time. She was in her crafty phase so aside from the washi there was lots of tie die, puff paint, etc., out on the balcony. Some fight happened with her family and we never saw them again. Then she bought a house.

She moved into the princess house thinking she wanted suburban life. She even said she hoped to have a family there, despite no man. Although it had nice outside amenities, she never used them. It had stairs, which she struggled with, and used to walk up and down for exercise. . She planned to decorate every room on camera, but only did living and bedroom. She planned to have meetings with her team (Jon.) at the kitchen island.this was where the movie fantasies happened. Nothing happened except she travelled to Disney and maybe Spain? Her excuse for selling it was she didn’t want to work where she lived.

So she moved into the next apartment, a secure luxury high rise in the city by a shopping center. Right next to a milkshake shop! She was on a high floor with strong security and people had to check in. That meant Anna had to go downstairs for everything. Package delivery, dog walking, pool, most important: food delivery. She rarely used the pool but she was really starting her exercise larp, and would lie on the floor, blocking people who wanted to come in with her calisthenics. She was very obnoxious in the gym and lobby, and had brands film there blocking people who wanted to walk by. She lasted only a year there. Her excuse for moving was exercise-she wanted to live in a place next to trails so she could run and walk data. She started Ozempic so had a fantasy of being a skinny runner.

So here comes is her current place, the St. June. Farther away from fast food, much less walkable unless you are on the greenbelt. She immediately broke the shower pan, and soon after she broke the sink, dying something. Her RunLab lap began and while she said she wanted the place so she and Data could use the trails, we always saw her car near the runs, and Data was rarely invited. She never really did much decorating. (I’m not sure she has a three bedroom either-one is her bedroom and the other is a storage room, I won’t swear to it but we have the floor plan in this thread.) She is on 2nd floor and I imagine it’s getting harder to get up there. The bathroom looked like the toilet was really close to a cabinet and she may not fit. She’s been there over a year.

Now she’s moving again. She will never tell us exactly why, but I am sure she hasn’t been asked to move as long as she pays rent. She probably got close to truth. Substitute aging for fat and it’s a bingo. She wants a first floor place near her car, and maybe even a handicapped place where her toilet has nothing close, her shower is not a tub shower. She rarely uses the pool-she’ll want one but maybe for a bikini shot if she’s still going to do them. She wants food delivery/package delivery to the door. And, whatever else disabled accommodations have. Wider doorways? A kitchen she doesn’t walk sideways in? A tall, dark, handsome neighbor she prays will be next door?

And cheaper rent. Her brand deals seem to be disappearing, her views are down. she‘s not struggling yet but will in the future if the trend continues. I think she’s hoping she can find a comfortable place for her “flares” where she can have food delivered three times a day and nobody notices.

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That skirt she made was hideous but not much more than her purchases . Perfume is NOT deodorant, it’s only for clean people. Tracey should be ashamed for giving up a good job with insurance and retirement to hang her hat on Anna. She must have been doing good to pay her and Jon but that may be a choice she may have to make-which one goes? And she has not had the inside of her thighs done yet. It doesn’t make a lot of difference but she’s already so strangely proportioned-taking fat off the arms when her gunt and legs are so big is going to make her look monstrous.

Well, even more.

 

[glass_houses]

And yes, it is weird to move every 12-18 months. Moving is expensive, a huge pain in the ass, and disrupts her workflow as far as content creation—surely she is not going to get such a great deal on her next apartment as to offset that, even with a rent increase.

Spoiler: depends

It's become increasingly common in my part of the world. Huge property shortages (both rental and purchasing) combined with regular, house destroying natural disasters and insane mortgage rates. It's getting harder and harder to find a place and even harder to keep it.

I think that Anna is a simpleton and moving represents starting over fresh. The novelty of a new place--and all the shopping she'll do to kit it out--will distract her temporarily. Like all addicts who can't face themselves and their shitty behaviour, a geographical cure is the next best thing. But soon enough, she'll find herself as she always does; alone, overeating, drinking, being an obnoxious tard on the internet, etc. The cycle doesn't stop just because you've changed locations.

Bingo. That's what NPDS and BDPs so rarely understand; no matter where they go, there they are. It's like an alcoholic thinking that if they just stay away from the local bottle-o, they won't be tempted to drink, but the problem isn't the location of the bottle-o, it's their alcoholism. A fresh start is a nice idea, but if you're not going to address what made you shit the bed in the first place, you're going to keep on shitting the bed no matter how you rearrange the furniture.

Anna will never admit to herself that she's so obnoxious, entitled and destructive that no one can stand her. Instead she's always going to be searching for the perfect place to call home, with the perfect neighbours, who become her perfect friends, and who introduce her to the perfect bloke, so that they become the perfect couple. But there's no such thing as a perfect anything outside of pure mathematics, and home, friends, and love are things that have to be made.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Even more 8008135]

...home, friends, and love are things that have to be made.

If only they could be hot-glued, bedazzled, and tie-dyed into existence!

 

[Constellationzero]

The answer is simple: Anna has out-fatted her current apartment. Exactly how she has out-fatted it is unknown to us, but it has to be in a way that has 100% disabled her daily ability to function.

What makes you so sure it's just fat? Remember, this is Sally Shine. Because I'm still convinced she was given the 30 second run-down while pushed up against a wall by that HOA over the ugly princess castle she moved out of.
She's loud.
She's creepy.
She's constantly inappropriate.
She displays anti social behaviors.
She's unhygienic.
Filthy.
Lazy.
So it could be any combination of the above that really did it instead of just...fat. Fancy places have more rules and stricter rules. I'm convinced she's had several HARD introductions to rules in the past.