Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Their Rekieta segement on Elissa clips was unbearable. They're phoning it in so bad they managed to do a worse job than Steel Toe. They constantly whined that the clips they were covering and Rekieta drama is boring now, then why are they covering it? The "self-aware" ironic thing has run its course. I also felt their stress is bleeding into the show now. And not just in their lower donations but their mannerism and presentation based on what I saw.
 
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Ashton has been on the back foot and in panic mode ever since his "I don't think Wetbeetus is MM, but I can't be sure" tweet. The posturing changed from one of dominance to one of submission. He can defeat the hooker/orgy accusations, as that truly is just based on the word of a deranged ex-pig, and he can plausibly deny knowledge of MM's funnyjunk/extreme perv activity, but the contents of Andy's steam list is absolutely indefensible. His only play is to wait it out and he has been under siege for a few weeks now. He needs Uber to airdrop him 500 family sized potato chip bags to endure the next month.
 
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New Lady Crackets said:
Their Rekieta segement on Elissa clips was unbearable. They're phoning it in so bad they managed to do a worse job than Steel Toe.
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Hot Take: Steel Toe is better for Rekieta content now.

Because even though Aaron comes with a drowsiness warning, and you should stick to the clips for that reason, he's more likely to give you the straight dope, or what he thinks is the straight dope, instead of something Kinochet shits out in the "writer's room."

Also...

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I Lol'd.
 
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Luke gama said:
I've lost track, how are they doing sub wise now is their a downward trend.

Guarantee PPP is pissed at that lost cash and blaming Andy 100%. You'll know it really crashing when the passive aggressive digs come out
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Between Ashton and Andy, the dynamics of the situation prevent either of them from being the dominant party, they are very codependent, as their respective skill sets/resources fall without the other. In an alternate timeline where both were going solo, the accumulation of their individual successes would not hold a candle to their current success. Ashton's transition from anti-grifter to grifter would not have been able to occur gradually, it was only made possible by an alliance with Warski, allowing him to go right in the deep end. Any attempt to wade in or go directly into the deep end would have failed. He needed access to Warski's audience/paypig stable and reputation to enter the community of turbogrifters. Warski would not have the illusion of mass appeal if not for having someone Ashton on his side, as his longtime allies don't have Ashton's verbosity or charisma. The fact is, and this was made apparent by the boxed wine scandal, neither can truly pull rank over the other. The balance of power means that PPP can't make demands on Warski short of threatening the nuclear option, termination of the show. Hope Vegas was worth it boys.
 
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Rick Nekieta said:
Between Ashton and Andy, the dynamics of the situation prevent either of them from being the dominant party, they are very codependent, as their respective skill sets/resources fall without the other. In an alternate timeline where both were going solo, the accumulation of their individual successes would not hold a candle to their current success. Ashton's transition from anti-grifter to grifter would not have been able to occur gradually, it was only made possible by an alliance with Warski, allowing him to go right in the deep end. Any attempt to wade in or go directly into the deep end would have failed. He needed access to Warski's audience/paypig stable and reputation to enter the community of turbogrifters. Warski would not have the illusion of mass appeal if not for having someone Ashton on his side, as his longtime allies don't have Ashton's verbosity or charisma. The fact is, and this was made apparent by the boxed wine scandal, neither can truly pull rank over the other. The balance of power means that PPP can't make demands on Warski short of threatening the nuclear option, termination of the show. Hope Vegas was worth it boys.
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When you look at someone's KF thread its like looking into the past but also the future. What we happy alogging few are shitposting about rn is going to be a widespread trashfire when people are dancing on their grave. In a sense this thread is the Ghosts of Christmas Past Present and Future. I call dibs on future since i have well established myself as the grim reaper of broomsticks over here.
 
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Coach RedPill as the "tonight you will be visited by 3 ghosts" guy
Tonka Saw as the Ghost of Christmas Past
PPP as the Ghost of Christmas Present
Ethan Ralph as the Ghost of Christmas Future

Would this christmas carol adaption work with warski as the old jewish scrooge guy?
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I think PPP should be visited by the ghosts not tardski.
Past should be Godwinson
Present should be Surfer
Future should be CRP
 
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urr13 account said:
Coach RedPill as the "tonight you will be visited by 3 ghosts" guy
Tonka Saw as the Ghost of Christmas Past
PPP as the Ghost of Christmas Present
Ethan Ralph as the Ghost of Christmas Future

Would this christmas carol adaption work with warski as the old jewish scrooge guy?
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The challenge is suspending disbelief that any of those figures would be financially responsible and accumulate a sizable savings.
 
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Captain Manning said:
I don't even get it. Is it a play on the word diabetes or something?

Metokur Masochist is pretty lame too.
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Wilford Brimley used to do commercials for some diabetes related product and he was memed in the early 2010s for his mispronunciation of the word. Diabeetus memes were all the rage in 2010 or 2012, forgot which.
 
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Wilford Brimley used to do commercials for some diabetes related product and he was memed in the early 2010s for his mispronunciation of the word. Diabeetus memes were all the rage in 2010 or 2012, forgot which.
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Yeah, Liberty Medical.

I figured it was something like that, but why WET?

Or am I better off not knowing?
 
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