💤 Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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Disowning Shmorky doesn't count for much when you were Nyberg's greatest defender. If he's disowning Shmorky, it's for some reason other than the paedophilia accusations. He's the person who fashioned and promoted the "I was a teenage edgelord" defence for Nyberg to overcome her chat logs (which related to young children, not teenagers, and not role play).

Someone needs to make a Twitter blocklist which blocks everyone who ever followed someone who defended a paedophile. Almost every Twitter SJW would end up on that blocklist.

It was definitely the pedophilia claims. I think because it came from Lowtax it was suddenly more viable evidence. That ol' "Kiwifarms only makes up LIESSS" chestnut.
 
Man, these chatlogs make me sad. You see the same thing with @Mandarys_Milan that you did with @carefully---a vulnerable girl finally gets to talk with the e-celeb (sorta) she's been fangirling over, e-celeb sucks them in with "I'm a sensitive artistic soul that's been hurt so many times" routine, girls are so infatuated that they fall hook, line, & sinker. The really sad part is that @Mandarys_Milan (& later @carefully) clearly think he's the best thing since sliced bread, & Shmorky's just kind of like "hm yeah, that's nice."

& seeing Mandy completely convinced that this is her dream guy when we all know what happens next is disheartening. It's like reading a book where all the characters are happy & loving life but you know they all die at the end.
She rocks you in her arms as you suck on her. You start to feel her silky smooth tard cum against your tongue.* 20:24
Mama Daisy? 20:34 Can I have some more tard cum? =3 20:34
That fucking word filter is killing me, though.
 
I just stumbled on some forum I've never seen before where there's shmorky talk going on, they link here, SS, and other places. Probably nothing of much value there. It keeps trying to crash my phone with popups so maybe I'll just make an archive if there's anything good.

I found this though, and while it's probably not true, I still had to laugh at what a simultaneously horrible yet hilarious spectacle it would be.

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I used the location of the church in Richmond and the picture of Shmorkys folks in front of his urn to cross reference deaths in the area with the pictures of the deceased and his name present at the service. Extra easy as Garry with two r's isn't that common.

http://www.all-obits.com/detail.php?id=30174

http://www.nbc12.com/story/31271188...eld-man-killed-in-crash-on-chippenham-parkway

Apprantly he has a relative in Decatur Georgia named Jalan.

I am guessing his service is the one Davey fucking goofed it up at.

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One more update is I found this gem
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This is Dave Kelly's Stepdad's trailer out in the sticks of Mineral VA. I know I might be a bit late with this. I am pretty sure its a match as his wife used to be named Kelly before she married this guy.
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Well then. I hope I cleaned up this post with spoilers cause I am like way bad at this or something.
 
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& seeing Mandy completely convinced that this is her dream guy when we all know what happens next is disheartening. It's like reading a book where all the characters are happy & loving life but you know they all die at the end.

Do you realize that Shmorky is a Chad compared to our incels?
 
Man I went and read Lance's Facebook and I came down with some serious feels. Poor old guy has a bunch of tribulations including a bad heart & diabetes. Though he remains upbeat and jovial about his situation. Even seems a little savvy about stuff online at times.

As far as Shmorky goes he has shared some of Dave's stuff cause hes proud of him getting exposure for his art and maybe making something of himself. He's likely worried sick and has no idea why his stepson is all fucked up in the hospital. Another victim in all this and he doesn't even know why.

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I might have come down with a touch of the trolls remorse, but it will pass in time.
 
Scatman Dave said:
*His little sister jumps forward and presses her snoot against the window so she can watch.*
Her snoot? What the fuck is a snoo--

Holy god she's a klurf. Every single one of these characters, with DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS and without, is a goddamn klurf. Call me an optimist and shower me in Late ratings, but I was fondly imagining - and looking back I have no idea why I was thinking this, but I was - that good old Schmork was at least getting off to fantasising about actual humans doing all this depraved garbage, but no. They're all lumpy three-foot-tall pastel homunculi, who are almost all supposed to look underage even by stunted pastel homunculus standards, covered in a film of bodily waste - and Schmorky is spanking himself into a coma over them. I'm not sure if that makes it better or much, much worse. It certainly makes it even weirder, though, and it was plenty weird already.
 
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Daisy, Shmorky,
He's also Sandy, who knew?
He's not crazy
He just loves pee pee and poo
But from a chat log's disparage
His career's now a miscarriage
So he's gotta be discreet, or it's the feds he's gonna meet
Guess he can't have any kiddies to screw
 
Damaging the reputation of an outed pedophile, what a monster....
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This one is more funny then anything, where one of Shmorky's fans doesn't realise they're talking to a troll account!
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Every good story needs a bit of foreshadowing.
I wonder if he actually knows why people hate him so much, though. Does he understand that people have very good, legitimate reasons to dislike him, or is he delusional enough to think people just hate him because they're jealous of his artistic talent?
Who am I kidding, it's always the latter.
 
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Mr. Shmorky! Is that you?
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SHITTER'S CLOGGED!
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Every good story needs a bit of foreshadowing.
I wonder if he actually knows why people hate him so much, though. Does he understand that people have very good, legitimate reasons to dislike him, or is he delusional enough to think people just hate him because they're jealous of his artistic talent?
Who am I kidding, it's always the latter.
Yeah I believe that Shmorky is delusional to the point to think his entitled to commit what ever twisted act he wants without any repercussions. In his screwed up little head we are the evil ones trying to ruin his good time, because in his mind whatever harm he causes to others is completely unimportant!
 

AHAHA THOSE UNDER-EYE BAGS

Every good story needs a bit of foreshadowing.
I wonder if he actually knows why people hate him so much, though. Does he understand that people have very good, legitimate reasons to dislike him, or is he delusional enough to think people just hate him because they're jealous of his artistic talent?
Who am I kidding, it's always the latter.
He knows very well what he's done, he's just trying to save his ass. It ain't that deep
 

That is clearly not his shoulder in the last picture there....

I mean, maybe I'm dumb for asking this, but he does realize that before he was crazy he was a dude and never had tits, right? Maybe it's glaring proof of my sanity that I just don't fucking get it.
 
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