Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Patrick Melton has announced that Dick Masterson wants to adopt his SuperTips super chat platform.


Information on SuperTips from the Patrick Melton OP:
So, what about this? One of Patrick's associates set up a text to speech AI soundboard for him.

What's that in the second row, third from the right?
"Girl".
Surely this was set up as a morbid joke, allowing his fans to send superchats that's voiced by an AI preteen, right? It's all for fun and laughter.

Someone paid him $100 for this?
If you're wondering who Charlette is, that's Aaron's 10-year-old daughter. She's ten, I didn't mistype 18 or 19. This guy has a soundboard setup specifically so his gross fans can get this disgusting rubbish read out. This is levels of a-logging that's not even seen (or would be acceptable) in Da Sektur.

Here's an example on how Patrick Melton and his fans use his SuperTips website:



No word on whether Dax intends to allow fans to use the "Girl" AI voice for their SuperTips.
 
So, just to be sure I understand this properly. Dax is going to make his already shitty show worse by allowing absolute fucking retards to interrupt the podcast with whatever gay retarded joke they think is worth a couple of bucks? And the interruptions come courtesy of a fucking weirdo ayylawging a guy by ai generating a 10 year old saying gross pedophilic shit?
 
Why do some people keep saying Eric July can't take criticism? I've seen the criticisms a lot of these weirdos give him....It's disingenuous undermining that nobody would take seriously. And why do they keep saying Isom is so bad? I've read it myself there's nothing bad about it, and I know for a fact I'm not the only one either. Seriously why are people so adamant at attacking this man?
Because he actually delivers comics they may be mediocre comics but at least they're actually an actual product Eric July is a low IQ pavement April just as a dancing monkey for conservative media but at least he understands that you have to deliver a product that you promised unlike vito the pedo
 
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Because he actually delivers comics they may be mediocre comics but at least they're actually an actual product Eric July is a low IQ pavement April just as a dancing monkey for conservative media but at least he understands that you have to deliver a product that you promised unlike vito the pedo
People's opinion on the comics are a matter of just opinion, not everybody's going to think they're mediocre. Way too many reviews out there that say otherwise and lots of new people getting into it as well that also enjoy it. The whole mediocre narrative was started by a bunch of very jealous people who either want him to fail, or people that have tastes that are unrealistic and unreasonable. Honestly it gets tiresome seeing people try to pass that off as a fact over one book "and yes let's be honest it's all over one book that wasn't even bad in the first place in my opinion" but I will agree he does deliver. His products have gotten a lot better since then I'll give him that, and it seems it made a lot of people angry that he's doing a lot better than they want him to.
 
People's opinion on the comics are a matter of just opinion, not everybody's going to think they're mediocre. Way too many reviews out there that say otherwise and lots of new people getting into it as well that also enjoy it. The whole mediocre narrative was started by a bunch of very jealous people who either want him to fail, or people that have tastes that are unrealistic and unreasonable. Honestly it gets tiresome seeing people try to pass that off as a fact over one book "and yes let's be honest it's all over one book that wasn't even bad in the first place in my opinion" but I will agree he does deliver. His products have gotten a lot better since then I'll give him that, and it seems it made a lot of people angry that he's doing a lot better than they want him to.
Yes comparable to the modern comic industry the great but again that's not a very high boy that's like saying black myth Wu Kong is a good game compared to the modern stuff that's coming out now not a very high boy when literally everything coming out is terrible
 
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Yes comparable to the modern comic industry the great but again that's not a very high boy that's like saying black myth Wu Kong is a good game compared to the modern stuff that's coming out now not a very high boy when literally everything coming out is terrible
The sales numbers speak louder than opinions, has ever crossed your mind that people don't think they're bad at all at this point? Just because you don't like them doesn't mean no one else well. Honestly I hate the whole mindset of "if I don't like it or I don't find it interesting no one else will or should" unexpected to automatically become a success at this point in time, the market will always speak louder than words. Also Isom is not the only book that came out, and right now there are a lot more coming out very soon so....perhaps the "mediocre" narrative should end now? Just a thought. Btw he is not my e-daddy and I am not simping for him, I'm just tired of people passing off their opinions as facts. Becides most people agree that they're better than the mainstream anyway.
 
The sales numbers speak louder than opinions, has ever crossed your mind that people don't think they're bad at all at this point? Just because you don't like them doesn't mean no one else well. Honestly I hate the whole mindset of "if I don't like it or I don't find it interesting no one else will or should" unexpected to automatically become a success at this point in time, the market will always speak louder than words. Also Isom is not the only book that came out, and right now there are a lot more coming out very soon so....perhaps the "mediocre" narrative should end now? Just a thought. Btw he is not my e-daddy and I am not simping for him, I'm just tired of people passing off their opinions as facts. Becides most people agree that they're better than the mainstream anyway.
The only good because the overall market is saturated with such complete and utter dog water products black myth would be considered a 40 or $20 PS2 game Eric july's comic book would be something on the back shelves during the silver age golden age of comics well hell even by the graphic novel boom of the 90s and 2000
 
This is going to sound heartless and unhinged, but I hope the kid is a daughter. Maybe Juju will stop being such a closeted homo when it comes to women, or from his view (not mine), that's going to a punishment.
I'm far from a feminist but Daxs "women have cuckoo brain" is so cliched and worn out only someone who did improvisational comedy in LA would say that thinking its edgy.

It just clicked why one of the reasons he annoys me always been someone who auditions for commercials idea of edgy.
Dick you're friends with a guy that openly talks about sexy cartoon kids and claims to be a women, your other pal Vito came out as a "minor attracted person. You ran cover for a guy dealing with CPS in a ploy relationship.

You are LA. Except they didn't want you so you had to court the sector.
Dick it's 2024 and your still trying to get your big break selling shows to a dead industry.

Already been covered extensively in the Rekieta thread, but here's the upload by @Third World Aristocrat (watch this instead of sitting through the rest of his crap podcast)


It's just yet another glazing session, like he does with Ralph.
He's either high as fuck or retarded. Strike that he's both.

Why doesn't he love his kids.. OK you got your self an addiction but your not a fucking crackhead sleeping on the street you everything material you need to go into recovery.

His kids are going to hate him with such a passion as they stand over his aids ridden body his liver and heart dying from the cocaine and whiskey and they'll say one sentence

How come we weren't enough for you to stop.

Serious has dick ever actually had a friend he would sacrifice to get 30 more viewers.

Opps double post ....sorry
 
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you are aware that its a bit right? no man *in their right mind* would put a child on this earth and regret it based on its sex.
If you are dumb enough to believe this I don't think you're old enough to be on this site.
The sales numbers speak louder than opinions
By that logic Taylor Swift is the greatest musician to ever live; appeal to popularity is retarded.

If people enjoy Eric's books that's up to them, but let's not pretend there aren't objective standards to art and storytelling.
 
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How did Dick make it onto this ? Dick isn't a White nationalist and he doesn't even really have meme factor or legacy factor like Ethan Ralph.
 
No word on whether Dax intends to allow fans to use the "Girl" AI voice for their SuperTips.
its not that hard to figure out, its just him using his own API with Elevenlabs AI voice presets/ones he already made up. considering his NYC roommate in the late 2010s was a tech guy and he is too it was probably pretty easy for Patrick to create.

Dick could easily make thousands off of the maddox AI, but he'd also need to do live episodes beyond the thousand paypiggies that watch.
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How did Dick make it onto this ? Dick isn't a White nationalist and he doesn't even really have meme factor or legacy factor like Ethan Ralph.
Its probably just voice clips, i have a hard time believing Joel Davis would be a part of MM either. most of those people have vanished since 2019 that i assume its just voice clip jokes. Also this is the biggest thing MM did since the rune episode 4 years ago right?
 
Dick admitted it was him plus others who caused the lawsuit between ISOM the religious organization and Eric July by sending in a fake press question to ISOM about them endorsing the comic. It is a moot point now but let it be known Dax Herrera aka Juju the Cow a man who likes to get fuck in the ass dressed as a cow participates in litigious action with the goal of ruining someone's business. Dick has now completed his transformation in George Ouzounian and with the medallions curse very active it is only a matter of time until some King Slime level picture comes out.

This is not optimal for Dick as he said on the recent The Dick Show 438-440 (cannot remember which) that he wishes he could repair his relationship with null. These are not his exact words but something to the extent of wanting to talk to null again.
 
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I'd like to imagine that instead of chastising the masses for calling Fuentes any of these things that Dick is telling Fuentes to stop leading a gay/catboi/fed/pedo cult.

"C'mon Nick, it's time to hang up the strap-on and catboi ears headband. Your days of leading a pedo cult as a fed informant are over."
 
Its probably just voice clips, i have a hard time believing Joel Davis would be a part of MM either
I think you're right. I see the potato masher J.F. in there too, so I imagine their cameos are gonna be as flattering as Sargon's was when he turned into the Akira blob.
Is Juju defending Nick because Nick hates women or is it because he leads an army of pedophiles?
Yes.
 
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