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Well, the OP of this thread is named @Fslur, sooo... yeah, I guess so.
(That's actually a legit good username though).
Not every day somebody tries to straight up murder a cow.
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Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.
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(That's actually a legit good username though).
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The cold cabin beckons...
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King of Pol is one of the lamest and gayest.
Genius Anus and Christorian X were pretty lame too, though PVS was a funnier iteration of CX.
Metokur Masochist is up there as well.
She's TeaClips, a literal clipping channel that Porky and Abortwinson went after for reasons.
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As soon as I read that I heard "Don't throw salt in our game". That meth slinging pedo managed to utter something so stupid that I can never forget him.
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About 4 months ago, Ashton said something to the effect of clipping channels should "know their role" and that they provide a VOLUNTEER SERVICE. Ashton's uncompromising position since the Fuck Ralph festival has been that time, energy and talents are not free resources and if you want access to the time, energy or talents of another, it is going to cost. Internet production takes time and time needs compensation, else it is not worth doing. If it doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense. Yet, all of a sudden he thinks that clipping channels are his slaves and should go out of pocket to provide said service? Meanwhile, he's gonna need 10+ subs to so much as fart. For someone so vociferous about the fact that he doesn't come free, he suggested that clip channels should work for free and even prevented from monetizing their services in any way. I always found this to be one of his blatant hypocrisies and worst positions, as it shows that he has a grand sense of entitlement but will go on longwinded diatribes tearing others down about how they aren't entitled. Considering elissa clips did half of his fucking legwork makes it even worse.
This is one of several reasons that I won't feel bad if his cash cow dries up altogether and he's sent back shivering into the cabin.
On a side note, in the clip where he humps Andy on the floor, seeing him with his pants below his butt line and struggling not to slip on the tile floor because he is a 500 lb lardass in socks, makes it astounding that people choose to feed this pig.
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Eh, I stand by my comment it's a good username.
PPP went after her ages ago because 240p cellphone PPP believed clipping channels are dumb, and anybody making any money off the Internet is comitting a cardinal sin.
Now he relies heavily on clipping channels (i.e. elb), and grifts like you wouldn't believe.
I could make a whole list of differences between 240p cell phone PPP and modern KC PPP. It's quite stark.
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They're almost guaranteed to stream tomorrow. Sitting on the Fuentes story for more than a day would raise a lot of anger in their audience and look highly suspicious. Their last show was sub light and completely devoid of any manic hollering session due to paypig fuckery. Their last show ran very long and never really hit it's groove in terms of the super celebratory spurts the audience has come to expect and the paypigs live for. Between their paypigs being exposed as or linked to perverts AND a lack of the theatrics they enjoy so much, they are currently off balance and can be kept that way. It's worth noting that the art of the negotiation being conducted in real time in front of a live audience has traditionally been part of the high roller paypig package and that's been very light, if not altogether absent, in certain shows. When Phil was on and Ashton was explaining to Phil the thrill of the shoutout in the mind of the paypig, combined with his study of occult like organizations like O9A, experience in high pressure sales, theatrical acumen and general feats of eloquence, Ashton has, up til recently, conducted the paypig symphony with master proficiency. Now the rhythm is off and some of the notes have been missed. Errors like this cascade.
I made it through about half of Andy's gameplay and the only moment of note was when he, out of nowhere, made an offhanded comment of "I'm gonna blow my brains out. Kidding, kidding, kidding, relax, chill, chill, chill" and then continued speaking on his previous topic as if nothing had been said at all. Unless something happens in the latter half of his gameplay, which I will review later tonight, I have no idea why he erased his tweet about yesterday's show.
I made it through about half of Andy's gameplay and the only moment of note was when he, out of nowhere, made an offhanded comment of "I'm gonna blow my brains out. Kidding, kidding, kidding, relax, chill, chill, chill" and then continued speaking on his previous topic as if nothing had been said at all. Unless something happens in the latter half of his gameplay, which I will review later tonight, I have no idea why he erased his tweet about yesterday's show.
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That fat whorepig wanted to paywall clips to "pay for her internet connection". Pigclips is a very disgusting turbofat entity that should also get the cold cabin treatment for even suggesting such humongous faggotry. Alas current day KC relies on clipping channels and now even their clips are starting to become boring even for the people that somehow enjoy them.
Now all their controversies that keep popping off are like poison darts slowly sapping em away from their audience and making them anxious as they realise their paypig operation is at a grand risk. Let's not forget that their sektur based audience definitely religiously reads their thread which would also explain the influx of janitorial staff. And now to the audience however much isn't viewbots at least i will extend this question. How are you able to watch this even as background noise ? I legit can't go more than 5 minutes without wanting to click off. PPP has lost all his entertainment value, all his soul and has being replaced with a "LETS GET SOME SUUUUUUBS" grifter husk that is looking how to appease pedophile paypigs. And Tardski is as per usual so grating he is a total charisma vacuum. Stuttering, tard laughter, really and i mean REALLY bad jokes that don't land at all, clapping like a seal, he is like the KC laughtrack but somehow worse than a laughtrack. Any content that parses through there imho is devalued, it would actually be an upgrade to look for the raw material here in the farms which is where they draw 100% of the content from anyway. And there is also the plus that you won't be misinformed. I really wish there was a show that actually covered the sektur without being absolutely humongous unfunny faggots, however the KC itself is worse than nothing.
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You forget that liana also confirmed the hookers. The point in contention regarding the black hookers is who was fucking them. Liana and PPP say that the manlet mestizo iron wolf spear was fucking the hookers. Iron and Kyler say that tardski was fucking the hookers and help others to fuck them while PPP sat in the corner eating and watching the degeneracy.
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Just imagine that your first experience with a woman is in a Las Vegas hotel, paid for by a pedophile, and you have Andy Warski guiding you into a hooker and helping you thrust, and PPP is eating potato chips in the corner commenting on it. HOW DO YOU NOT INSTANTLY KILL YOURSELF ON THE SPOT ? I'd fucking evaporate from existence just from the pure awkwardness and cringe of the situation.
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What you just said could have easily come out of PPP's mouth 3-4 years ago and, in fact, basically did (in so many words, anyways).
He was right about TeaClips in that respect, but old PPP was cringe in the sense that he believed anybody making money off streaming is bad. I'm sure we can all agree there's ways to ethically do it. Old PPP came across as almost anti-capitalist at times.
Still, I've decided I'd take old PPP over new PPP. One had a mix of good and stupid principles he stuck by, and the other seemingly doesn't have any.
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Its a fucked up version of a somewhat common event. In media you can see the trope of a father taking his son to the whore house to make a man out of him. But, I've never seen it done where the mother watches in the corner while the father helps the son finish in the whore.
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His recent rant had that almost anti-capitalistic element to it in regards to clipping channels in general. Clipping channels deserve any ad revenue and donos they can achieve, they put in the time and do a service. Moreover, this does not put the original creator's work behind a paywall. The only caveat I agree with him on is that when the clip is out prior to the end of the stream from which it is taken, it gives the clipper an unfair edge. The clip channels serve as advertisers for the original material, so there is a symbiosis to it and a means by which the clipper can be paid. I have no problem with them putting a cup out as long as they don't go full e-beggar. If streamers can put a cup out and get ad revenue, so should a clipper, provided they do some level of transformative content. It's tricky for sure, but to say that clippers should provide a service that streamers benefit from, while saying the clipper should be uncompensated sounds just like a gigantic landwhale trying to steal someone else's share.
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I couldn't even imagine surviving if I happen to be in a situation like this. This kind of awkwardness goes in pretty deep.
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I've made offhand jokes about writing a horror movie called "The Paypigs" but it is honestly starting to sound like a great miniseries that follows the lives of about a dozen paypigs and their respective e-daddies. When you learn that there are literally people who will pay 2 grand just to have their e-daddy watch an anime series and fat women who play loli games while collecting public benefits, you see another underbelly of society that would captivate, shock and horrify the average viewer. The culmination of the series being "The Meetup", I am beginning to think I am actually onto something. It's a bit of "Fatal Attraction" mixed with the online equivalent of a crackhouse, where aimless people are just killing time and numbing the pain.
Added in edit: There was a great series with Kirsten Dunst that was called "On Becoming A God In Central Florida" who was a widow to a man who pissed away their life savings and inherited massive debt on account of her husband who was balls deep in a cultish MLM. She has a crusade to infiltrate and undermine the MLM that fucked so many people. Unfortunately, it only got one season, but that would be the perfect framework from which to write "The Paypigs."
Added in edit: There was a great series with Kirsten Dunst that was called "On Becoming A God In Central Florida" who was a widow to a man who pissed away their life savings and inherited massive debt on account of her husband who was balls deep in a cultish MLM. She has a crusade to infiltrate and undermine the MLM that fucked so many people. Unfortunately, it only got one season, but that would be the perfect framework from which to write "The Paypigs."
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OH MY GOD YOU ARE A WOMAN, A BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE GIRL, AN OVARIES HAVER, BOOBIE HAVER, A DOUBLE X CHROMOSOME HAVER
THIS IS THE BIGGEST EXPOSÉ IN THE HISTORY OF THIS THREAD, SHUT IT DOWN. THERE WAS A GIRL READING YOUR MESSAGES ALL THIS TIME.
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THE CAPS LOCK ARMY DOES NOT CLAIM YOU AND DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO STOLEN VALOR.
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THE WHOLE NOVELTY OF CAPS LOCK IS ACTUALLY SAYING SOMETHING THAT ISN'T RETARDED WORD SALAD ALBEIT IN CAPS LOCK SO JANNIES CAN'T READ IT. AN ATTEMPT OF A PEDO JANNY TRYING TO CAPS LOCK CAN BE SPOTTED FROM MILES AWAY
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I found a KC-related thread on /v/ of all places
They seem at least vaguely aware of the current drama. Interesting to see how widely the current drama surrounding them has spread that even a place like /v/ knows about it.
They seem at least vaguely aware of the current drama. Interesting to see how widely the current drama surrounding them has spread that even a place like /v/ knows about it.
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HE CAN TRY TO MIMIC US BUT HAS NO BRAINPOWER TO GET THIS RIGHT