he says this and yet we can be virtually guaranteed he will be writing many "Enjoy Prisons" on the shxitter while he alleges himself to be "surrounded by friends and family"... just like last year. maybe one day he'll know what it's like to be surrounded by Judge Holden's entire body.
I dunno. All of these are innocuous enough to be believable but the "walked in on Kyle in a threesome at prom" and ran away crying is just a bit out there. Sure seniors, especially guys in sports, get laid, but it seems a little left field kind of like that old "if we went outside we'd be raped by African migrants" phony call about that one theater shooting. You pepper in some farfetched jokes with the real stuff you used to butter them up.
Fat Rick deserves lolcow of the year, instead Nick might just get it again.
What if my entire family is Patposters? Will we enjoy Christmas in prison together?
I think Pat is a slower, more consistent burn. But Nick is a once in a generation kind of cow.
Tom Roylance is from Florida and still on Patrick's friends list on Facebook. Eric isn't. Can't tell if the other two still are.
Claims to have beaten cancer, chooses to trust cancer. Makes sense.
I mean...that's how I burned over 30% of my body when I was a toddler, thankfully I grew up and got smarter. Patrick hasn't mentally grown up past 8.
Enjoy food that is hot outside and frozen on the inside, child. It is the least you deserve.
Fat Rick is such a loser who can consistently snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Wrong again, as always, atalker. Neither the kiwifarms user nor Cormac McCarthy's literary demiurge would ever be able to physically engulf Pat, because he is simply too large. This constitutes felony fat discrediting, the FBI have been waiting for this. Wait for the knock.
Yeah, the prom thing is why I'm doubtful. I'd say it is even less likely than 50%.
Fat poor alcoholic with a tiny penis? Yup.
Because P@t is the epitome of pants on head retarded, child.
I look forward to Hovel Lien 2: Courthouse Boogaloo.
