Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[pippy]

He should start washing his hair more than once a month and start regularly flossing to own the trolls

 

[winterfag]

He should start washing his hair more than once a month and start regularly flossing to own the trolls

He's gonna do the fortnite floss to rake in that underaged pussy

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He should start washing his hair more than once a month and start regularly flossing to own the trolls

Yeah that'll show us.

"Chibi used basic hygiene! It's not very effective."

 

[Ctrl + Z]

My heart really goes out to people who are dealing with such severe mental illness that it can be impossible to get out of bed or take care of yourself.

But Adam White is a person who has the emotional resources and motivation to go to karaoke competitions, to hold a job, to stream for hours. He is a person who can plan and go on international vacations regularly.

Adam is someone who is entirely capable of brushing his teeth daily and it's extremely embarrassing that he thinks the fact that he has finally started doing so is an accomplishment.

 

[VVilford Brimley]

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That was some odd editing but I'm suprized to see him get so butthurt from just being called "chibi." I figure roughly 98% of people who are familiar with him know him by that name so he'll never be able to get rid of it.

The deez nutz joke at the end was great though. It was one of the few times I was laughing WITH him instead of AT him.

Edit: also, he considers anything he did over a year ago old news that he's not responsible for? Ok I can understand that for the AGDQ shit. However getting put on blast by a whole fucking convention for being a sex pest on discord? Think we're going to ignore that?

 

[BrainSand63]

What friends?

Since when does Chibi have friends?

There are lots of underage cosplay girls on Facebook that are Chibi’s friends.

They just don’t realize it yet.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What friends?

Since when does Chibi have friends?

Ummm did you miss the photo of him sitting at the table with all his new best friends at the karaoke bar? He trauma-dumped at them for 2 hours until they made polite excuses to leave, so they're best friends forever now, basically.

He's booking the 2025 group trip to Glorious Nippon as we speak.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Ummm did you miss the photo of him sitting at the table with all his new best friends at the karaoke bar? He trauma-dumped at them for 2 hours until they made polite excuses to leave, so they're best friends forever now, basically.

He's booking the 2025 group trip to Glorious Nippon as we speak.

Of course, how silly of me.

A group of randos that he met and were able to tolerate him for a couple hours and he's practically a brother to them.

And of course he's going back to Glorious Nippon with another group of speds. But this time he's going to be the tour leader as he's practically a native at this point.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Forget about Japan. Maybe chibi should move to India? He would be about average level socially adept and groomed over there.

 

[BrainSand63]

Forget about Japan. Maybe chibi should move to India? He would be about average level socially adept and groomed over there.

Adam would be a 10/10 there; he’s just as creepy, smelly, and perverted as Indian men, but he isn’t brown.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Adam would be a 10/10 out of there; he’s just as creepy, smelly, and perverted as Indian men, but he isn’t brown.

And since a lot fetishize whiteness he'd totally be a god and get to smash all the pussy.

Then we'd see nothing but him showing us how to make such Indian foods like pakora, samosa and puri.

 

[pippy]

Forget about Japan. Maybe chibi should move to India? He would be about average level socially adept and groomed over there.

I like to imagine that no matter where he goes there's only going to be one woman there interested in him and it's always a different color reskin of googly eyes

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Forget about Japan. Maybe chibi should move to India? He would be about average level socially adept and groomed over there.

Still surprised he doesn't know about SEA and how eaisy it is to find 14 year olds there but then again I have never seen him been interested in paying for sex which is pretty insane considering how much he spends on onlyfans for ethots that he will never get to fuck. There is also that he wants someone who is into bing bing wahoo and cosplay AND will let him wear her underwear so he can jerk off while she is crying. So shit countries are out of his option. Too bad since even the organ traders in india or terrorist in africa would not touch him once they see him walking in cosplay around town. They will be like "noboy wants a retarded persons organs" and terrorist will be "fuck if we kidnap him and demand anything they would let us kill him out of mercy"

 

[Salaryman]

Forget about Japan. Maybe chibi should move to India? He would be about average level socially adept and groomed over there.

Indian culture would definitely be easier for him to adapt to. He will never be an honorary Japanese in his entire lifetime.

 

[Marche]

What friends?

FRIENDS ​

Karaoke Friends

 

[TV's Adam West]

I met this... six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Still surprised he doesn't know about SEA and how eaisy it is to find 14 year olds there but then again I have never seen him been interested in paying for sex which is pretty insane considering how much he spends on onlyfans for ethots that he will never get to fuck. There is also that he wants someone who is into bing bing wahoo and cosplay AND will let him wear her underwear so he can jerk off while she is crying. So shit countries are out of his option. Too bad since even the organ traders in india or terrorist in africa would not touch him once they see him walking in cosplay around town. They will be like "noboy wants a retarded persons organs" and terrorist will be "fuck if we kidnap him and demand anything they would let us kill him out of mercy"

Knowing him he'd mention it on social media how he scored so much in Cambodia and other hotspots for underage tail that he'd be arrested the moment he set foot in the US again.

Retards like Chibi never learn that you don't post your entire life on social media.

 

[BrainSand63]

Still surprised he doesn't know about SEA and how eaisy it is to find 14 year olds there but then again I have never seen him been interested in paying for sex which is pretty insane considering how much he spends on onlyfans for ethots that he will never get to fuck. There is also that he wants someone who is into bing bing wahoo and cosplay AND will let him wear her underwear so he can jerk off while she is crying. So shit countries are out of his option. Too bad since even the organ traders in india or terrorist in africa would not touch him once they see him walking in cosplay around town. They will be like "noboy wants a retarded persons organs" and terrorist will be "fuck if we kidnap him and demand anything they would let us kill him out of mercy"

Chibi is too much of a pussy to pay for a hooker. He would bitch out when she told him that he can’t jack off with her underwear.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Chibis just too much of a bitch to commit a crime (other than sending nudes to minors)

 

[Oliver Onions]

If Chibi attempted to hire a hooker it would end up with him getting beaten to death by her pimp. Not because he did anything wrong, but because he is the easiest mark you could see a mile away.