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[Procopius]

114 comments over 3 hours so far.

And you all thought that this was a joke

 

[TruffleSpark]

girl what the fuck are you talking about

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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Less pleasantries more pleasure, bitch!

 

[Misogenes]

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girl what the fuck are you talking about

What I think she's saying is that she finally feels like enough of a man to do the chivalrous thing and offer someone else the bed to sleep in.

Maybe I'm just being autistic, but I don't think that's necessarily gendered behavior? Anyone can sleep on the damn floor. (No couch? Not even a sleeping bag? Ffs. I guess not having any furniture is male-coded these days but damn.)

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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girl what the fuck are you talking about

I took at as a bunch of troons having a sleepover with each other and this one healed enough from their am hole that they could sleep on the floor "comfortably"? But as an adult, if I'm sleeping over at a friend's place, I'm always well prepared enough to sleep on the couch/ bring a cot? Having such an ill prepared plan sounds like a troon thing to do.

What I think she's saying is that she finally feels like enough of a man to do the chivalrous thing and offer someone else the bed to sleep in.

Maybe I'm just being autistic, but I don't think that's necessarily gendered behavior? Anyone can sleep on the damn floor. (No couch? Not even a sleeping bag? Ffs. I guess not having any furniture is male-coded these days but damn.)

But what about the "I am healing"? Maybe it could be emotional/psychological healing? All troons do have fucked up mental states.

 

[Misogenes]

But what about the "I am healing"? Maybe it could be emotional/psychological healing? All troons do have fucked up mental states.

I took it to mean emotionally, because muh validation and whatnot.

Know what won't be healing? Her neck, from sleeping on the floor.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Maybe I'm just being autistic, but I don't think that's necessarily gendered behavior? Anyone can sleep on the damn floor. (No couch? Not even a sleeping bag? Ffs. I guess not having any furniture is male-coded these days but damn.)

In every sitcom in Britain or America from the 1970s to the 1990s, if a husband and wife had a serious argument, the man would always be relegated to 'sleeping on the couch tonight'.

So, I do think it's gendered, but only for those dirty poor people who don't have a guest bedroom with guest ensuite and guest towels.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Know what won't be healing?

That disgusting stink ditch they LARP is a vagina.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

In every sitcom in Britain or America from the 1970s to the 1990s, if a husband and wife had a serious argument, the man would always be relegated to 'sleeping on the couch tonight'.

So, I do think it's gendered, but only for those dirty poor people who don't have a guest bedroom with guest ensuite and guest towels.

Comedian Charlie Berens did a video "Husbands at Ikea" and at one part he's lying on a floor model sofa and said "what do you mean I'm embarrassing you? I'm testing it I'm the one who's going to be sleeping on it.".

 

[Two by Four]

>go to r/mtf
>search “balding”
>nothing but gems

I like to imagine that pooners and TiMs alike are confronted by Dominic Monaghan every night in their dreams.

 

[Necrosan]

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My mom said I ask an awful lot of my parents
and I said " and what is that? "
She said I say "buy me this, buy me that, understand this, understand that, " (in a mocking tone)
And I mentioned that it's not a big ask to want her to try and understand my gender experiences..
Then she compared her experiences of me not doing enough in the house to my gender experience
I then said it's not the same
And she said "to you it isn't"

Son: Please accept me for who I am, buy me the things I need, use my pronouns.

Mom: Sure, but can you wash the dishes?

Son: No.

Bring back the belt treatment, holy shit.

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My spouse (28M) and I (23F) just got married in June but were together 5 years prior to tying the knot. He’s my best friend, my comforter, and the love of my life. There is no one I count on quite like him. He brings me so much joy and I can’t imagine my world without him.

We have been in therapy recently because I caught him talking to OF girls and paying for porn right after we got married. I felt cheated on. He has always been a porn user but I thought we had agreed he would NEVER pay for porn or interact with the women. He broke his promise. When I found out about this, I decided we needed therapy. My husband, desperate to fix things and make everything right, immediately agreed.

I was under the impression at first that my husband was a porn addict. When our therapist said he wasn’t, I was shocked. My husband then opened up to me about why he watched so much porn: it wasn’t that he actually wanted to be with these women, it was that he was imagining himself AS them. His entire sexuality revolves around him imagining himself as a woman. A few years ago, he told me about a fantasy he had which involved him becoming a woman and being with me. However, I always thought it was just one fantasy. I never realized it was his whole sexuality.

Our therapist has recommended to him that he consider the possibility of transitioning. He is seriously considering it but also feels very conflicted. I know this is going to be a journey for him and all I want to do is be supportive and loving. If he decides to transition, I will happily accept him with open arms and he knows this.

We’ve been through a lot these past few months. With this new journey of discernment regarding transitioning, I know things will still be difficult at times. I don’t have many people I can talk to about this besides my mom, so I really wanted to get this off my chest. Please feel free to share any advice with me. I really appreciate it.

tl;dr: Woman marries man, aware that he likes looking at porn, promises not to do it anymore, does it anyway, they go to therapy. Man reveals he fell into the porn pipeline and now wants to be the whore. Therapist suggests transitioning instead of, you know, quitting the obviously unhealthy addiction to porn. Wife is now supportive even though she admitted to felt cheated on and betrayed.

People were talking about magic spells here or in the other thread, what about the word "trans"? It makes people throw all common sense out of the window all of the sudden. Oh well, see you in five years for the inevitable, "I found out my husband cheated on me with men after I tested positive for AIDS" post. It's commendable that she tries to work things out but surely there is a limit...

 

[keke]

My mom said I ask an awful lot of my parents
and I said " and what is that? "
She said I say "buy me this, buy me that, understand this, understand that, " (in a mocking tone)
And I mentioned that it's not a big ask to want her to try and understand my gender experiences..
Then she compared her experiences of me not doing enough in the house to my gender experience
I then said it's not the same
And she said "to you it isn't"

Empathy is one way when you birth a spoiled parasite. It’s actually a great comparison, if we accept “gender experience” then motherhood and household tasks assigned on that basis are absolutely a significant component of that. Much more than being in high school and going by they/them or he/him to get along with your art class buddies.

 

[Internet Wizard]

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girl what the fuck are you talking about

What I think she's saying is that she finally feels like enough of a man to do the chivalrous thing and offer someone else the bed to sleep in.

Maybe I'm just being autistic, but I don't think that's necessarily gendered behavior? Anyone can sleep on the damn floor. (No couch? Not even a sleeping bag? Ffs. I guess not having any furniture is male-coded these days but damn.)

It's about escaping from home/estrangement. This is a reference to when they get kicked out of home for coming out (or, more often, feel like staying with chud parents is "unsafe" for whatever reason) so they have to crash at a friend's place. It's a reference to being offering the bed but turning it down as a kind gesture

 

[sheepworldvizor]

My spouse (28M) and I (23F) just got married in June but were together 5 years prior to tying the knot.

Coombrained AGP grooms 18yo. More news at 6.

 

[Harold Godwinson]

Bring back the belt treatment, holy shit.

How ironic and entitled.

”I’m entitled to the female experience, let me skinwalk as a woman!”

“Oh, so you’re happy to take on all the negative experiences of womanhood too, like being assumed to take the brunt of domestic duties for example - just like I am now as a mother?”

”No, now be a good domestic slave, a good live-in therapist, and clean my shit stains off the toilet like the foid you are.”

Once a man, always a man. Simultaneously proof he still sees himself as a man when it’s convenient, like they all do.

The only comment on that thread saying “Your mother is clearly resentful of you as she’s having to pay for all your things and clean up after you, maybe you should help out with chores and get a part time job?” is getting downvoted, genuine wastes of oxygen holy shit. That poor mother.

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By the way, this is the faggot we’re talking about here:

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

My mom said I ask an awful lot of my parents
and I said " and what is that? "
She said I say "buy me this, buy me that, understand this, understand that, " (in a mocking tone)
And I mentioned that it's not a big ask to want her to try and understand my gender experiences..
Then she compared her experiences of me not doing enough in the house to my gender experience
I then said it's not the same
And she said "to you it isn't"

He’s so not a woman that he doesn’t even know how not-a-woman he is. Women have complained since the dawn of time about the unspoken social contract that says because of our nurturing natures, the realm of the home is assumed to be our duty specifically, and we are to clean up after ourselves and everyone else. Entire social movements and feminist waves have been born on this assumption. He thinks she’s nagging but she’s wondering why her faggot son only feels like a woman in sundresses and bad eyeshadow (that she should purchase!). Why doesn’t he feel the “if I don’t do it nobody else will Jesus Christ” womanly neuroticism that drives her to obsess over petty, ditzy things like whether he has clean underwear or a clean plate to serve his nuggies on? Life’s great mysteries.

 

[kyonara]

How ironic and entitled.

”I’m entitled to the female experience, let me skinwalk as a woman!”

“Oh, so you’re happy to take on all the negative experiences of womanhood too, like being assumed to take the brunt of domestic duties for example - just like I am now as a mother?”

”No, now be a good domestic slave, a good live-in therapist, and clean my shit stains off the toilet like the foid you are.”

Once a man, always a man. Simultaneously proof he still sees himself as a man when it’s convenient, like they all do.

The only comment on that thread saying “Your mother is clearly resentful of you as she’s having to pay for all your things and clean up after you, maybe you should help out with chores and get a part time job?” is getting downvoted, genuine wastes of oxygen holy shit. That poor mother.

God, you hit the nail right on the head here. I honestly probably would never have even peaked if MtF transes were interested in efficient housework and emotional labor, but they never are. They can never understand working 40-hour weeks with people who will never respect you as much as they would if you were male, and then immediately coming home to play cook/housekeeper/nurse/admin assistant for four to six hours before you collapse into bed, just so your husband can complain that you're "always tired" and "never in the mood for sex."

 

[crazedaze]

As the proud owner of a son, I wanna say, perhaps she was just telling him to do the dishes and it wasn't "because he's a girl" but because he eats too, perhaps she's of an age to think "it's 2024 and everyone does the goddamn dishes" like myself

 

[Harold Godwinson]

As the proud owner of a son, I wanna say, perhaps she was just telling him to do the dishes and it wasn't "because he's a girl" but because he eats too, perhaps she's of an age to think "it's 2024 and everyone does the goddamn dishes" like myself

I mean yeah I agree, he definitely thinks he’s above doing the dishes just in general and the mother just seems sick of his shit. More just pointing out the irony that he should be chomping at the bit to do dishes, seeing as men who stereotype women to the extent trannies do should be thrilled to do such a gender affirming stereotypical activity.

 

[Dilatortron3000]