Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Hubelublub]

A pooner with a horrific-looking abdominal phallo has posted a 7 week update:

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"I have had to position my guy upward to take some tension off"

Men, honest question, how often do you refer to your dick as 'my guy'?

 

[grenouille crétine]

"It gets better". Uh huh. Sure will. You can count on that.

I thought the smaller opening was a piercing or something from the thumbnail. Yum yum! (un)holy cannoli

This shit should [not] be funded by taxpayers or insurance payments.
If these freaks want to mutilate themselves it needs to be 100% out of pocket.

I agree with you fren, just fyi you accidentally a word there.

I think making the surgeries considered completely cosmetic is the most realistically achievable, not to mention funniest way to handle things. I want to see the seeeeeethe from useless trannies mad they now have to pay for their “life-saving surgeries” out of pocket, and the pool of surgeons willing and able to do them without insurance payouts shrinks further. It will funnel only the worst people down this path, and it will be their own money being wasted. The sweetest of victories.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

We banned spousal rape almost 102 years ago

"We" who?

Spoiler: OT

Not in the U.S.

Marital rape was only outlawed in the UK in 1991 and in the USA in 1993. It’s still legal in many countries.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marital_rape_laws_by_country

Now back to your regularly scheduled eldritch horrors.

Re USA: Theoretically. Loopholes continued.

FIVE years ago in Minnesota:

[...]many states still have loopholes in their legislation that allow for marital rape cases to go unprosecuted when survivors bring them forward. Such was the case of Jenny Teeson, a survivor of marital rape, in 2019. When she reported her case to law enforcement, Teeson discovered that Minnesota law still contained a provision shielding perpetrators from prosecution if the survivor was their spouse or in a voluntary sexual relationship with the perpetrator. The provision was repealed that year due largely to Teeson’s efforts in lobbying state lawmakers.

And remains the case in some states:

Despite this win in Minnesota, approximately a dozen states still provide legal protections to perpetrators in situations of marital rape. In South Carolina, married survivors have to prove a threat of physical violence within 30 days of an act of sexual violence before pursuing a case. In Ohio, intentionally impairing a spouse’s mental state to perpetrate an act of sexual violence or perpetrating when a spouse is unconscious is completely legal.
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See also this article describing some existing carve outs, requirements, and loopholes:

California Governor Gavin Newsom in 2021 signed a bill into law that largely closed the state's loophole, though critics noted the text still carved out one exception.
"This bill would repeal the provisions relating to spousal rape and make conforming changes, thereby making an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a spouse punishable as rape if the act otherwise meets the definition of rape, except that sexual intercourse with a person who is incapable of giving legal consent because of mental disorder or developmental or physical disability would not be rape if the two people are married," the bill reads.
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer in 2023 similarly signed into law a bill that ended the loophole. However, it left two exemptions, preventing a person from being charged with criminal sexual conduct because their spouse is younger than 16 or has a mental illness, according to The Detroit News.
Michigan Representative Laurie Pohutsky, who introduced the first bill, told the publication at the time there was pending legislation on the former exemption, and that the later needed to be redefined.

Idaho does not allow individuals to be convicted of rape against their spouse unless the victim resists but is overcome by force or violence; is prevented from resistance by the infliction of bodily harm or a reasonable belief that resistance would be utile; or engages in sexual intercourse under the belief their spouse would cause physical harm or damages in the future if they do not.
Several other states, such as Mississippi, Nevada and Oklahoma have similar statutes requiring a use of force. South Carolina mandates the use of aggravated force or a weapon for charges, and the victim must report the crime within 30 days.
In Virginia, a spouse may avoid criminal charges if they complete counseling or therapy.
Some states have ended these loopholes in recent years. In Rhode Island, Governor Dan McKee signed a bill repealing some exemptions in July 2021. Meanwhile, Maryland's loophole ended in 2023.

 

[Turquoise]

If you told someone that the optional cosmetic surgery they wanted had a 58% complication rate, a sane person would decline and forget about it right there.

I find it difficult to believe the complication rate is that low.

Are there any stories on reddit in which the transitioner writes, "Phalloplasty healed within a couple of months, I was balls deep in my girlfriend at the 10 week mark and I haven't had any problems since I got it done 8 years ago."?

Even the success stories seem to be a list of complications and nightmares with the "but totally no regrets" tagline added at the end.

 

[Pronoun Party]

"I have had to position my guy upward to take some tension off"

Men, honest question, how often do you refer to your dick as 'my guy'?

It cracks me up every time I see them do this. It's so overwhelmingly feminine and reads like they learned every piece of social interaction from Tumblr.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

"I have had to position my guy upward to take some tension off"

Men, honest question, how often do you refer to your dick as 'my guy'?

I mean, sometimes I can understand personifying your dick and balls in conversation if you're trying to be metaphorically humorous. "My guy has a mind of his own." Or "My boys hurt after falling on that fence." More often than not though I just call it my big pecker or my tiny bawlz.

Pooners will never understand how sensitive that area is for us men in both the good and bad ways, so they heavily ram through "MAN TERMS YEAHHH" for their rot dogs. All their rot dogs know is pain and then numbness.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

my big pecker

big

As if.

 

[soup peddler]

Beyond how disgusting they look or how many medical problems they cause, what really, really bothers me is how numb the dogs must be. Having a totally numb part of your body is absolutely horrifying. It's maddening. It fucks with the brain to a degree I don't know how to convey, it's like completely and existentially horrifying to have a totally dead-to-the-world part of your body and know it's never going to change. You can ignore it for long periods, but when you remember and feel the lack of sensation, it's like being trapped in your own body with no hope of escape. It reminds you so hard that we're brains with a meat car, and if you fuck up your meat car, you are just fucked.

Plus, they're supposed to be genitals. How can you even go on living knowing that your genitals will never have normal human sensation again? That your clit was flayed and buried in your numb meat tube, never to fully feel again?

Likely I'm just sensitive, but the human nervous system just freaks me the fuck out. Don't ever mess with the wiring.

 

[JudyTester]

A pooner with a horrific-looking abdominal phallo has posted a 7 week update:

(currently 8" girth and 6.5" length)

A standard soda can is 8" "girth" (circumference) and only 4.8" long. A 16oz Monster can is only 8" circumference and 6" long. This is such a nightmare thing to have stuck on your crotch!!! AHHHH!!!!


Also I looked at her comments and she says the wound separation "all happened when I had to walk about 1.5 miles at a job site for work. I kept trying to adjust and support my phallus but it was hard with people around me." This is extra hilarious since her randomly-generated Reddit username is Capable_Toe_2015. Here's hoping the men in my life never have to walk that far lest their dicks fall off.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

As if.

My original comment was not meant to derail about penis sizes, but to inform about a real man's dialogue with their penis vs a pooner.

Spoiler: My stats if you're that curious and don't believe me.

Since you're questioning I assure you my penis is large (7" long and 2" thick), my balls are small, and I have the size 13W shoes at 5'8" to back it up. The only time it is small is when I'm soft.

Some of those pooner burrito "dicks" are cumbersomely large and girthy at like 8-11". Their typical short height being women compounds on this freakish Frankenstein nightmare. Absolutely abysmal penis envy. They don't even experience proper erections, it is just a big roll of inflated skin with maybe an air pump. The bigger their phaloplasty is for their inflated ego, the more skin they have to rip off.

It goes against the principal of manhood to disfigure your arms or even legs. A man is supposed to pride himself on his arms but pooners gonna poon.

 

[Hubelublub]

7" long and 2" thick

 

[GloriousScarf]

The thing is literally bursting at the seams and seems to have developed some kind of mixture of a keloid scar and a blood blister on top.

Horrendous. There is so much going on here:

- The busting at the seams
- The wound on her stomach
- The sheer size of that thing
- The nonchalant tone of the original text

 

[Hepativore]

A pooner with a horrific-looking abdominal phallo has posted a 7 week update:

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The thing is literally bursting at the seams and seems to have developed some kind of mixture of a keloid scar and a blood blister on top.

Spoiler: This thing is legitimately horrifying

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https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1hhj6dh/7_week_abdominal_phallo_update/

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"It gets better". Uh huh. Sure will. You can count on that.

Thats the key. This shit should be funded by taxpayers or insurance payments.
If these freaks want to mutilate themselves it needs to be 100% out of pocket.
I don't want my taxes and my insurance payments going towards this fucking immoral shit, funding genital mutilation for fetishist perverts.
If they had to pay for it themselves hardly any of them could afford it.

I'm sure typical Pooner hygeine had nothing to do with the appalling condition of her 'dog.
They're so fucking stupid looking.
That one is coming apart at the seams and covered in self harm scars and the Pooner its (barely) attached to looks like she bathes once every few months at most.

When these things fissure like this, they resemble sausages that have ruptured in the microwave.



The "seams" on what remains of her mons are even more horrifying as just makes the thing look like a neurofibroma because of the way that it partially recedes into her crotch and passively hangs there.

 

[A succulent Chinese meal]

Beyond how disgusting they look or how many medical problems they cause, what really, really bothers me is how numb the dogs must be. Having a totally numb part of your body is absolutely horrifying. It's maddening. It fucks with the brain to a degree I don't know how to convey, it's like completely and existentially horrifying to have a totally dead-to-the-world part of your body and know it's never going to change. You can ignore it for long periods, but when you remember and feel the lack of sensation, it's like being trapped in your own body with no hope of escape.

This is a new and disturbing idea that made me wonder if pooners' dogs feel like artificially induced Raynaud's syndrome, but on steroids.

Raynaud's causes your blood vessels to spasm, usually in the extremities, and this makes e.g. your finger(s) turn white, then blue because of a lack of oxygen. During this time the affected part feels cold, numb and dead, and that can significantly affect fine motor skills. When bloodflow returns, it causes intense pins and needles and a burning sensation.

Spoiler: Raynaud's in a hand

The weird coke can dogs look just as pale, have no sensation, poor bloodflow, and pooners report that they're significantly cooler than idk, properly attached parts of their body.
Rate me rainbows though since the circulation returns in Raynaud's, pooner dogs just split open and necrose.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Euphoria must be stronger than heroin or something. How else would they keep digging themselves deeper.

IDK about the Troons but I'm very sure the majority of Pooners are literal virgins. They have no idea how good sex can be with a man, so they don't understand what they're giving up.

Simply include unrealistic progress milestones they can never attain to deepen their despair.

Dick pores

A real problem for every man, I'm sure. Don't you just hate having to clean the blackheads out of your penile pores?

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

Spoiler: This thing is legitimately horrifying

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Holy fuck! If my real, natural born dick looked like that I'd be calling 911 and freaking out.

"I have had to position my guy upward to take some tension off"

Men, honest question, how often do you refer to your dick as 'my guy'?

Lol never. I've used 'thinking with my small head' before when referring to a bad choice driven by the urge to get laid, but that's about it. 'My guy' is what you call some dude in a bar at 130 in the morning when trying to provoke a fight. Not that a pooner would ever know this, of course.

 

[Mad_Dog]

A pooner with a horrific-looking abdominal phallo has posted a 7 week update:

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The thing is literally bursting at the seams and seems to have developed some kind of mixture of a keloid scar and a blood blister on top.

Spoiler: This thing is legitimately horrifying

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https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1hhj6dh/7_week_abdominal_phallo_update/

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"It gets better". Uh huh. Sure will. You can count on that.

Brother, what skin color is that? Taupe?
They can cope with extreme mutilation and will "forget about" permanent body trauma, but wrong pronouns causes them endless mental agony.

Men, honest question, how often do you refer to your dick as 'my guy'?

No. If I do have to refer to my genitals around proper company, I either use the regular anatomical words or allude to the general "under the belt" area. More casual words such as dick and balls can be used around friends, but I've never heard anyone use pet names for their genitalia, except for comedic effect. Pooners think men are in "bro" mode at all times, but that's only when we let our inner neanderthal express itself in the company of other fellow uncouth neanderthals.
I don't care about my friend's dicks and balls, I don't care about the shape, the size, the smell, cut or uncut, or anything, and they don't care about mine either, except when comfortable enough to share medical issues or for comedic effect. Like @Polystyrene Glioblastoma pretending to have a big dick just to make us all laugh at the thought.
Even gay guys can be timid about that outside of sex. The less you know, the better. Especially size, you don't want to know if your bro has a small one, and you don't want them to know if yours is small. So really, the topic generally never comes up in regular conversation. We'd rather talk about things we do or things we like, rather than talk about our bodies or insecurities.

 

[Helvetia]

I come back after a week and we're posting dick stats now. Never change SRS thread, I love you sneeders.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

It looks like it’s got goosebumps from being cold.

Ribbed for his/her pleasure dood. Bigger, longer, harder, no refractory period, it's over for us real men FTMs are the superior men

 

[kyonara]

Ribbed for his/her pleasure dood. Bigger, longer, harder, no refractory period, it's over for us real men FTMs are the superior men

Spoiler: this might be PLing?

This is maybe something men who don't have sex with men ever think about, but a lot of women don't like dildos because they're not hot. Like, temperature-wise. It's one of the best things about fucking a man, IMO. To...ugh, to fuck one of these monstrosities, if it's even possible for people to do this, squicks me out. It's not hard at all; in fact, it's delicate, and you have to be careful...and it's not even warm? Gross. No thanks. I'll take thirty seconds with the ol' showerhead over that shit any day of the week.