Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

✨Tard-Star✨ said:
I have literally nothing to contribute to this thread except:
Lol. Lmao, even.
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And that is exactly your problem, child. You have. Nothing. To say. That is your problem, little baby child. You are noT acTually lisTening To whaT oTher posTers are saying so SHUT! YOUR FUCKING! MOUTH!
(not shitting on your post btw just referencing one part of the 5th Josiah tape)
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I can’t stop thinking about how hilarious it is that Pat thought he’d park Ade on top of a Pringle’s can cock to show off her trampstamp. It’s that juvenile, never grew up, frozen in bitterness at his high school experience, kinda arrogance that drives him to overcompensate. Look at our tattoo, child. This harmless man with a huge cock has a wife and stepson. I have a young hot blonde piece of ass, child. She has a tattoo. We have a tattoo. Enjoy lapsitting, Ade child. You will come home with me after teasing John’s monster cock.”
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Piggertits has PCJ’s monster cock as a free real estate for so long now, he’s bitter about him and Ade because pigtits has a faucet dick that’s probably reeks to high hell, since Rick admits to never wearing any underwear at all. And still is bitter about Annabelle and Ade all day long when the pests gets right under his skin and pull them up with his arrest.
That monster cock sealed his fate and ascended to living rent-free in Rick’s mind. Jon is a fucking beast.
rusty shackleford 1 said:
Not. So.
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No, child. I’m not bitter about my ex-wife or my daughter at all. These are your delusions again. Wrong in every last delusional detail, Atalker child. Enjoy cuck prison, stlaker child.
rusty shackleford 1 said:
That’s why he hates honey badger so much. He must seethe with rage at Nikki when the funsters mock her appearance. HB and his wife’s beautiful tits is the kinda thing that would really get under the skin of a guy retarded enough to brag about his girlfriend’s tattoo and arrogant enough to sit her in the lap of a real man with full confidence she wouldn’t enjoy it lol.
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When the funsters gets under Rick’s skin, it was entertaining. Rick is both vindictive and envious at the same time, because his ego can’t handle the pests picking on Niki’s barren dyke looks, people more successful than this nigger, and women more beautiful than Niki. It hits as hard as Rick’s divorce and termination of his parental rights, and nigger farts in Niki’s vagina.
He’s deeply jealous and boiling his blood for every time Honey Badger sent pictures of his wife’s tits to troll Rick. Nobody would ever like to become this fat slob’s slave or get close to him, because Rick would treat them like absolute garbage. And he’s fat, disgusting and vile at the same time, so I feel bad for the neighbors trying to endure this fat faggot with bitch tits being insufferable; much like the SWATting audio where he has his micropenis exposed and being intoxicated in midnight.
 
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internet friend said:
Holy shit this fat faggot just cant not have the last word. LESALAAAAAAY could start wookie posting and he'd reply to every single post just like the classic texts.
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I would like to line up religious sages and wise men, and test them. 1 hour of conversation with Patrick and even the most humble and devout would beat the ever loving piss out of Pat. He has a special ability to just infuriate not just the people he talks to, but just people passing by and having a look.

What a loathsome porcine faggot.
 
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femoralcanal said:
Good morning, fellow negros, I bring you some very interesting new piece of Patlore.
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Now, I have no idea who this guy is so normally I would just dismiss it as a bad bit. But considering Kyle and HoneyBadger seem to believe him... who knows?

Hopefully some investigative journalists interview this fella soon to get to the bottom of this.

Speculate, speculate.
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I had no idea Ade had a tattoo and I'm a clinically obsessed 'fan', I'm inclined to believe the new lore tbh
 
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Chris Konon said:
and how did he pick her up? oh, flirty Pat seducing a woman must be a superb thing to witness…
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I strongly suspect it involves a ski mask, duct tape and a rape van.

S.C.U.D. said:
It's moreso because Null talks about BMJ on every MATI and dedicates segments to him more frequently than Pat, and many Julay voters just vote for whoever their e-daddy likes. That is felony lolcow favoritism and Null will enjoy prison.
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With all respect to Null, he doesn’t strike me as the kind of happy go lucky rascal with the social skills to strike up conversations with faces in the pub.
Nor the mean but knowing the limit streak which helps one to tease out the funniest theories or stories which completely contradict the earlier ones.

He would rather just laugh at a crackhead burning crack and digital money to the dismay of well meaning parents.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Can someone with more law knowledge if it's possible Pats lawsuit "remains available to be refiled?"
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No. It was filed in 2021. Anything that happened before that time is well beyond the three year statute of limitations for defamation in Wisconsin. It is dead as a doornail, and even if it weren't, he'd have to be even more Rick-tarded than he is to try again when his first outing went so poorly.
femoralcanal said:
We know what they don't: the Tomlinson family name.
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I love his expression as he stands there fatly, not knowing they deliberately posed him somewhere it would be easy to cut him out of the picture.
 
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Can you imagine having an IQ of like 90 and barely graduating high school with a 1.2 GPA and still having the gumption to point to your misshapen potato head's temple like you're a brilliant machiavellian mastermind cartoon supervillain? Then make it black and white and use it as your profile picture for everything? For years on end?

If we could just find a way to harness Patrick's raw delusion, we may be able to power the globe through the next century...
 
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STILL going at it with Leslie. My eyes are burning
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She really got his ass there ^ my ribs may never recover
 
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