DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Watched GTG's latest goutmas episode and he had a funny theory: remember when Phil got exposed as having not payed his State business & occupation tax? Well it happened after Panda, who actually payed said tax, left the snort Fort. Now the theory goes like this: Panda told the local tax agency she left the adress so they should no longer send the forms or other tax related mail to that place. So maybe, just maybe this triggered the IRS Eye of Sauron on Phil instead. After all, he basically fell throughn the cracks for 3 full years and this retard actually thought he was doing nothing wrong. Or the more outlandish theory: Panda actually told the IRs "yeah check out this guy called Phil Burnell, I think he does his taxes wrong" That would actually be funny, as a last form of revenge, Panda puts Phil through the tax wringer

 

[Pargon]

Just based on credentials, and nothing personality wise, he can easy get a data entry job that LARPs as a "finance analyst" or some fluffy title to lure in dumb people with college degrees who just need a job. She can do a receptionist job, that requires no college skill. Problem is when you factor in their personalities, all bets are off.

Thankfully (in this case and this case only) a lot of entry-level white collar work in America is largely run on a razor-thin margin, meaning many companies have a good handle on the equation for squeezing as much labor out of those employees for the lowest pay possible. This means that Phil the “financial analyst” will have daily KPIs to meet, which he won’t, and then he’ll be retained until there’s enough of a case to shitcan him during the next inevitable round of restructuring. Meanwhile Kat won’t just be answering phones at her medical office receptionist job, she’ll be updating records, answering patient messages, arguing with insurance providers and possibly also just cleaning the fucking office.

Phil is right to avoid being in the labor force as much as possible, but a blanket refusal of 20 years is going to make survival very difficult for him in middle to late middle age.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Just based on credentials, and nothing personality wise, he can easy get a data entry job that LARPs as a "finance analyst" or some fluffy title to lure in dumb people with college degrees who just need a job. She can do a receptionist job, that requires no college skill. Problem is when you factor in their personalities, all bets are off.

What credentials? He hasn't held a normal job in almost two decades, he'd essentially be starting at the very bottom in terms of job options, ones nobody wants to do, things like retail / warehouse work, postal deliveries, janitor etc. Same with Kat, there's a reason she's stocking shelves (part time) and not answering phones at a fancy hotel.

A young person can at least climb up the chain and eventually get promoted, Dave would get in on the ground floor and stay there till he retired.

 

[San Dimas High School]

So if you're doing really well one match, you can almost guarantee that the next one is going to be a blowout where your entire team gets decimated and you struggle to have a 1.0 KD.

That paper says the opposite. They're going for matches where you can't predict the outcome and not have blowouts.

It's just like any other MM, chess or whatever except it's using more than just the winrate to decide who to match someone up against. Their goal is just to have 2 equal teams against each other.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Watched GTG's latest goutmas episode and he had a funny theory: remember when Phil got exposed as having not payed his State business & occupation tax? Well it happened after Panda, who actually payed said tax, left the snort Fort. Now the theory goes like this: Panda told the local tax agency she left the adress so they should no longer send the forms or other tax related mail to that place. So maybe, just maybe this triggered the IRS Eye of Sauron on Phil instead. After all, he basically fell throughn the cracks for 3 full years and this retard actually thought he was doing nothing wrong. Or the more outlandish theory: Panda actually told the IRs "yeah check out this guy called Phil Burnell, I think he does his taxes wrong" That would actually be funny, as a last form of revenge, Panda puts Phil through the tax wringer

You can guarantee he is writing this food off as “business expenses” which fair, he is allowed. It’s gets kinda illegal when you feed your horse who isn’t a 1099 employee and claim her sustenance as a business expense. Uncle Sam might come a noggin round April and Phil is fucked

 

[00R-Gundam]

Option 3: A lot of premade/frozen meals come in a disposable contained that is either microwave or oven safe. So then, the paper plates and cooking vessel all get thrown in the Trayush!
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Momma Mia, im'ma quarter Italian! Look at this HOME MADE feast!

Edit: for some reason I'm retarded and didn't see you mention frozen after Doordash.

Frozen foods are good when its small stuff like a hot pocket or maybe the small round pizza roll things but when its full on food like that is just disgusting to me. I couldnt imagine someone surviving purely on frozen foods.

 

[Pargon]

You can guarantee he is writing this food off as “business expenses” which fair, he is allowed. It’s gets kinda illegal when you feed your horse who isn’t a 1099 employee and claim her sustenance as a business expense. Uncle Sam might come a noggin round April and Phil is fucked

Phil is nowhere near big enough a tax-dodging fish to justify the cost of the tackle for the IRS to reel him in, especially with an incoming administration filled with people who think any taxation is theft and who have an aim to fire hundreds of federal employees. This was more likely when Obama was in the White House.

 

[Comma]

POV: You gave this man $150 from your SSI check, eagerly awaiting an energetic and engaging live stream

 

[fresh pair of socks]

POV: You gave this man $150 from your SSI check, eagerly awaiting an energetic and engaging live stream

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The dents never learn that Phil is at his most amusing when he is desperate. If you are lonely, low IQ, or handicapped and have to tip, at least make him go into overtime and beg for the money.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Do you think their hearts start beating fast and their hands get slight tremors when they hit the "Confirm" button on paypal? Like baseheads before they get their fix. Or when you meet someone really attractive that you want to do things to. I'm really trying to get into these retards' heads and nothing logics out.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I think any given dent heads logic is different for the most part:

Pathetic retards who can't get anyone to watch them so they try to siphon an audience like this bitch last night(they don't last long at all)

A handful are genuine fans who like his content(they are beyond help and will only leave if Phil specifically shits on something they really like which over time is nearly inevitable)

Others are the masterminds like Iron Chef who was totally gonna own Phil by giving him a ton of money. They convince themselves they are playing both sides while both trolls and Phil himself laughs at them.

I know lots of people think Phil can continue to coast until his death without consequence, but he is already living the consequences of his actions. This guys life is hell. Only a true mouthdrooler could somehow turn churning out the lowest effort content ever made for good money into a horrible life that nobody would trade for. His views are worse than ever. This year will be the first probably since 2012 or so that he will have actually gone up year over year in money only because of the Kino bump before that he was consistently going down 20 percent or so year over year. The bump is gone now and he's back to how it was. Yeah he got whaled last night and will again, but streaming games to less than 150 people and making this much cannot last decades more. He has been slowly filtering down his viewers over time. Everyone's definition of Phil failing is different so I won't say he'll get what you think he deserves necessarily, but I just don't buy this doomer take that DSP will continue to make 6 figures until death. Not like it matters anyway since any money that comes in goes out instantly. Don't forget the bank leaks, he had 148 bucks in his bank account. He at times has less money than King Cobra does. The only winner here is people looking for laughs, Scopely, and Doordash.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Apparently "Jamal", the YouTube larper has been promoted to moderator, which is wild because he's been around for like 1 week and has donated at most $20.

To me It only happened because of 1 of 3 - Phil is beyond desperate for kick moderation after ICS got terminated; Jamal has sent some actual money behind the scenes for the position, instead of his normal $2 brookie tips; or most likely he is the sock of someone else who for some reason doesn't want to be on their main account (Maybe ICS for this one):

 

[Comma]

Apparently "Jamal", the YouTube larper has been promoted to moderator, which is wild because he's been around for like 1 week and has donated at most $20.

To me It only happened because of 1 of 3 - Phil is beyond desperate for kick moderation after ICS got terminated; Jamal has sent some actual money behind the scenes for the position, instead of his normal $2 brookie tips; or most likely he is the sock of someone else who for some reason doesn't want to be on their main account (Maybe ICS for this one):
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And notably: this Jamal person claimed to be (and acted like he was) drunk as fuck the first time he started dumping money into the black hole.

Excellent choice to give this guy moderator status, I must say.

 

[PieceofShet]

More tech talk. He upgraded to win11 from win10.

EDIT: He just said the thing. "Book smart, not street smart".

 

[Elite Kipchak]

More tech talk. He upgraded to win11 from win10.

STREAM STATUS: IMPROVED

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil is once again ranting about book smart but not street smart nerds (unlike him, who's both) at Microsoft who don't bundle W11 with all the updates in one package and have forced his mature adult-style business to shut down after 45 minutes of setting up tabs for his chats and email. Yes, he said it takes him 30-45 minutes to set up his browser tabs.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

This is too much faggotry for me, good luck to whomever is still watching but what the fuck is this rant?

"All the people who made memes about me ruined my opportunity to help people, it's their fault I couldn't save YouTube, it's their fault I was a joke, detractors are nothing without me and the world needs me to exist, YouTube needs me to exist, content creators wouldn't exist without me", on and on and on...

Unironically, are we drunk? Did the woman™ leave? Are the death-bed regrets hitting early at 40 here? What is this?

 

[Guinan's hats]

Does Phil need a wellness check? I'm not saying that in a trolling way.

 

[NomineNemo]

"All the people who made memes about me ruined my opportunity to help people, it's their fault I couldn't save YouTube, it's their fault I was a joke, detractors are nothing without me and the world needs me to exist, YouTube needs me to exist, content creators wouldn't exist without me", on and on and on...

1 part mid life crisis and 2 parts delusion of grandoor and wanna be hero complex mixed with victim complex (The BEST of BOTH worlds!)...or vice versa. Hard to tell with this shitard.

We've seen the hero complex a few times here and there over the years. The earliest I can recall was when he did some videos against SOPA which he referenced off and on over the years to fluff himself up and I'm sure he has told a few stories that cast him as a do gooder from his life pre-tube.

Hell just a few days ago he was all ado about a scammer preying on innocent and naive FGC peepo. He was quick to chastise them and swore that he would never stop monitoring their twitter account to ensure that no other poor unfortunate souls would fall afoul of their nefariously dastardly schemes.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Phil is now crying about people who make cross references. He's really upset people keep calling him Chris Chan. Guy is the definition of soft.