Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Halberd Sonichu]

I surprise his fat fingers enable him to type up so many tweets so fast.

 

[Mola Ram]

I surprise his fat fingers enable him to type up so many tweets so fast.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob seems to be flirting with trans-humanism. Unsuprising that an unlikale blob with no feet would want to escape his flesh.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob seems to be flirting with trans-humanism. Unsuprising that an unlikale blob with no feet would want to escape his flesh.

I think he's outright said he wants to use cyborg parts or genetic enhancements to live forever. I don't think he realizes that he'll probably die from being a fat fuck long before those are viable options. Still, the thought of Matey Potatey being immortal is grade A horrifying.

 

[Spudnik]

Bob "I'M NAHT A NAZI!" Chipman:
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Well, Bob is the same, it's just that he has zero political or social power to achieve his glorious dream of subjugating the untermensch. Bob wants to do bad things.

 

[McGregor]

I think he's outright said he wants to use cyborg parts or genetic enhancements to live forever. I don't think he realizes that he'll probably die from being a fat fuck long before those are viable options. Still, the thought of Matey Potatey being immortal is grade A horrifying.

There's a seriously fucked up SF story in that...

 

[NQ 952]

Holy shit Bob, get some kind of life. You're out tweeting Wu and Quinn.

 

[Keystone]

Holy shit Bob, get some kind of life. You're out tweeting Wu and Quinn.

But don't you know, tweeting about a sci-fi/videogame-like future world is a life!

 

[Gordon Cole]

But don't you know, tweeting about a sci-fi/videogame-like future world is a life!

It's sad that Bob's obsessions (Mario, RoboBob, "The Superior Future") can be summed up by this drawing:

(Granted, it's Chris, but the shoe fits.)

 

[TheImportantFart]

It's sad that Bob's obsessions (Mario, RoboBob, "The Superior Future") can be summed up by this drawing:
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(Granted, it's Chris, but the shoe fits.)

 

[Keystone]

It's sad that Bob's obsessions (Mario, RoboBob, "The Superior Future") can be summed up by this drawing:
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(Granted, it's Chris, but the shoe fits.)

You need feet to wear shoes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob, you've been shitcanned from so many places and websites (Local TV, The Escapist, Screwattack), that no one buys you actually having a steady gig. Also, nice sociopathic touch in the last tweet:

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Bob, you've been shitcanned from so many places and websites (Local TV, The Escapist, Screwattack), that no one buys you actually having a steady gig. Also, nice sociopathic touch in the last tweet:
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Your profession is e-begging. That's not stable in the slightest, you pathetic excuse for a human shit pile. Much like R Lee Emery, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

 

[Malt Liquor]

Bob, you've been shitcanned from so many places and websites (Local TV, The Escapist, Screwattack), that no one buys you actually having a steady gig. Also, nice sociopathic touch in the last tweet:
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Calm back Your A-loggin Bob,You elitist twat
I start believing He mass debate thinkin about the doom and ruin of the blue collar middle class

 

[NQ 952]

I would pay good money to see Bob in a debate with someone of any sort of minor intellect.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I would pay good money to see Bob in a debate with someone of any sort of minor intellect.

He'd probably do as well as the people he looks down upon, given that his strategies are "Yell at a loud volume", "Ad hominem" and "Strawman any and all dissenting thoughts".

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Has Blob sperged about any of the upcoming Nintendo shit? I can see him throwing a bitch-fit over the next Zelda game being too western because it's open world and you can change Link's clothes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Has Blob sperged about any of the upcoming Nintendo shit? I can see him throwing a bitch-fit over the next Zelda game being too western because it's open world and you can change Link's clothes.

I remembered he bitched about the new game being influenced by Dark Souls, because deep down, he doesn't want to grow up:

 

[NQ 952]

I remembered he bitched about the new game being influenced by Dark Souls, because deep down, he doesn't want to grow up:
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That's Bob at his best, not understanding what inspiration is and confusing it with copying (like he does with his reviews)

 

[HY 140]

So since the Nintendo Switch presentation is today, what do you think Bobs gonna bitch about this time.