DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

This is too much faggotry for me, good luck to whomever is still watching but what the fuck is this rant?

"All the people who made memes about me ruined my opportunity to help people, it's their fault I couldn't save YouTube, it's their fault I was a joke, detractors are nothing without me and the world needs me to exist, YouTube needs me to exist, content creators wouldn't exist without me", on and on and on...

Unironically, are we drunk? Did the woman™ leave? Are the death-bed regrets hitting early at 40 here? What is this?

TBS will have a field day tomorrow holy fuck. Is he still clinging to that one time where he made 1 or 2 videos about SOPA and PIPPA back in 2011 or 2012 and some bloke even wanted to include him in his book about it but DSP said no? Jesus Christ. The only thing he will be known for is wanking on stream. Just like Boogie will be known for faking cancer. Or Chris chan for consent accidenting his mum. Or Keffals for being a fraud

 

[smug comporon]

That just has me wondering if that was a sandwich shop style hypothetical, or if Phil is still throwing money away on lotto tickets. Didn't he mention he used to buy some, or am I getting my cow lore mixed up?

He said he buys himself a lottery ticket every year on his birthday as a present. Of course, since this is Phil, he's really buying at least one a week.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Someone really needs to tell him that larping as an Internet Tough Guy doesn't work when everyone knows that he's a spineless pussy who would literally hide in the bathroom after picking a fight.

Also Phil, cutting wrestling promos doesn't work when we see you FUCKING FIDGETING TO FIND YOUR STUPID CAMERA BUTTON. It's like he fails at everything when trying to "own" people.

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What a massive fucking faggot.

What always gets me isn’t him fumbling around like a fucking magicarp. It’s him ALWAYS looking over to see if he’s in frame because his setup is fucking retarded. There isn’t one single time he’s cut one of those promos where he doesn’t either flub a word, or look into the data.

He’s also visibly drunk as shit. He must’ve been coping all morning. Again, what a fucking faggot.

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone made a new account to handhold DSP through the Stalker.
Of course, his toxicity made the guy go away.
He just asked the viewers to do a favor him AND LOOK UP ON THE INTERNET WHAT TO DO!



"Please tell me so i can get the item..."

EDIT:
Buys expensive wireless gaming keyboard. Using it to push F5 and F8.

EDIT2:
"Im thankful we figured this out".
There was no WE. Someone googled it and told him.

 

[roseroke]

To Phil since I know he frequents the forums: We all have jobs that impact our communities phil. You are in the background and amount to nothing more than a disquieted buzzing gnat. You do not leave your abode beyond going several miles to get groceries. your expenses don't go to investing in the companies and businesses that prop you up or giving back to the people who fund your lifestyle. instead, you use those funds for your personal uses while designating them publicly as business expenses. there is no need for us to nitpick you bucko. you are the living embodiment of that which men should avoid becoming. Disquieted by criticism, reactive not proactive, stubborn and uncompromising, Incompetent sexually, incapable of fostering facial hair growth beyond patchy blotched alopecia bearding mechanics dood! Your wife is nothing but a vehicle through which you justify your actions and, to that effect, is simply an extension of you rather than an autonomous entity which you've sought out since, let's face it, you're a predator. Those of us who can see, need not hear hours of retconning and justification in flaccid attempts to revise history or justify behavior. No. You are what you are. Continue to be the king of the dents as the anointed dent lord. Thrive in the delusion that, once gone, can never be recovered. Squirm, piggy, in the den of dirt you call an office and squeal more about the attacks from your "detractors". Never change, Phil.


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[Iron Hamster]

I like to think theres a secret dent group on discord that coordinate tips and have something like "who donates a 100 this day/week" and they take turns. Also imagine if they have a Tipper of the week or some gay shit like that. Honestly wouldnt put it past them.

Maybe they pool their money and take turns that way.

Someone really needs to tell him that larping as an Internet Tough Guy doesn't work when everyone knows that he's a spineless pussy who would literally hide in the bathroom after picking a fight.

Also Phil, cutting wrestling promos doesn't work when we see you FUCKING FIDGETING TO FIND YOUR STUPID CAMERA BUTTON. It's like he fails at everything when trying to "own" people.

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One can't be an internet tough guy while sporting the Chris Chan collection.

I'm sure whatever drama show he claims he was contacted for is completely made up though and not real at all since he refuses to show receipts.

That was one of his best whoppers before today.

 

[johnkimble123]

It's hilarious that DSP uses 'right wing grifter show' as a derogative of Stuttering Craig and Side Scrollers, meanwhile DSP directly associates with Kino Casino and operates his own retarded right wing grifting politics show now. Absolutely zero self-awareness on what makes something a right wing grift.

Phil somehow fucked up right-wing grifting and react content.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I like to think theres a secret dent group on discord that coordinate tips and have something like "who donates a 100 this day/week" and they take turns. Also imagine if they have a Tipper of the week or some gay shit like that. Honestly wouldnt put it past them.

I didn't think a worse Discord was possible than 764.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

phil saying he's had a significant positive impact on the internet while 99.99% of people that know the name DarkSydePhil know him as the guy who jacked off on stream.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You can guarantee he is writing this food off as “business expenses” which fair, he is allowed. It’s gets kinda illegal when you feed your horse who isn’t a 1099 employee and claim her sustenance as a business expense. Uncle Sam might come a noggin round April and Phil is fucked

That's why Kat has come on screen a handful of times and before that appears to have had her own Youtube channels uploading nonsense.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Last minute $46 tip from Lisa Lou aka OIC got DSP to his $150 goal

"Long time fan, here to show some support"

He immediately started to talk about a Christmas miracle where he can hit 3 goals tonight to get to 20 so he can order more food

It's never enough

 

[PenskeMaterial]

phil saying he's had a significant positive impact on the internet while 99.99% of people that know the name DarkSydePhil know him as the guy who jacked off on stream.

I know quite a few gamers in real life and those who know of him either know him as that guy who sucks at games and gets angry or as the guy who left his camera on.

That's his real legacy, sucking at games and jerking off on camera. No one gives a shit about getting fired from a helicopter company or muh 14 year 'career' as a kahntent creator. 4th place at evo 2005? Bitch please, it's 2024.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

KF wouldn't be here if it weren't for Phil confirmed.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

It is very funny how much I have heard DSP mentioned(often not by name) by alottapeepul as that one guy who left the camera on to jerk off. That's literally his biggest impact on the internet. He should be very proud.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

He's now literally smelling his own farts saying "if I win the lotery, I'll sue the detractors".

It just screams midlife crisis to me. He really need someone to talk to who is not a horse or a cat.

Translation: He’s buying an unhealthy amount of lottery tickets

 

[Smokeski]

Translation: He’s buying an unhealthy amount of lottery tickets

I think he'd only postpone begruptcy number 2 if he won the lottery.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I know quite a few gamers in real life and those who know of him either know him as that guy who sucks at games and gets angry or as the guy who left his camera on.

That's his real legacy, sucking at games and jerking off on camera. No one gives a shit about getting fired from a helicopter company or muh 14 year 'career' as a kahntent creator. 4th place at evo 2005? Bitch please, it's 2024.

I mean, there literally isn't anyone who ever says "yeah, I was inspired by DarkSydePhil to do YouTube" because even at the time his "content" was already derivative (a cheap AVGN/NC knockoff). He really didn't bring anything new to the table beyond uploading so fast he flooded the YouTube algorithm, something he did by complete chance.

Even if you want to say Phil pioneered the "comically bad gamer" genre, he did it unintentionally and for the longest time (even to this day) he denied being so retarded as he wanted to be seen as this elite gamer that everyone respected. Depending on the day, it was all a performance but also he doesn't play a character like those other muppets.

It's why he clings so much to the "Pewdiepie used to comment on my videos" or when he tried to claim ReviewBrah was inspired by him and immediately got shut down and forced to retcon ever saying it. He wants to take credit for basically anything even though no one has ever credited him.

 

[Corpun]

The kindly old man I knew and who taught me to ride and fix a bike was gone and a literal empty shell was in his place. But again, I was a teen, Phail is 42. He should've picked up on which illnesses make you a dead man walking through sheer osmosis.

I don't like Steveofthedead, but he said something in relation to Phil crying about Tevin that I think is relevant here. It would appear DSP never experienced an older relative dying growing up. All ofhis grandparents were dead before he was born, or died when he was too young to remember, no one in his extended family seems to have died that left an impact on him.

DSP missed a tragic, but fundamental part of growing up that is watching a loved one die or suffer from terminal illness and learning how to adapt to the grief and emotions that come with that territory.

C'MON GUYS, LETS GET SOME SUPPORT FOR THAT CHOPPER GUNNER!!!

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No, seriously. I got my first chopper gunner ever... and no one even gave a single sub. Wow.

This sounds so robotic and alien that I'm actually convinced DSP is on the spectrum and doesn't know how to replicate KC milking their dents.

He's now literally smelling his own farts saying "if I win the lotery, I'll sue the detractors".

It just screams midlife crisis to me. He really need someone to talk to who is not a horse or a cat.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that lawyer's office when they ask him about payment for their services.

"Uhhh what dood? We haven't even won the case yet. You'll get paid when we get trillions of dollars from Tevin, Doody, Craig, and Itsagundam for WRONGFULLY slandering my good name and causing irrepairable harm to my public and private life for decades now. SNORT"

"Uh what do you mean I have to pay you for your services? Fuck you and get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, extortion is illegal you know!"

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

He's now literally smelling his own farts saying "if I win the lotery, I'll sue the detractors".

It just screams midlife crisis to me. He really need someone to talk to who is not a horse or a cat.

I would say this and someone who has COMPLETELY lost touch with reality. Also, Phil has a history of playing the lottery - again, this was when he was living in Bridgeport and he was working, I believe, the Wells Fargo job up he lost the helicopter company job, where he would spend HUNDREDS of dollars on lottery tickets and win MAYBE $10-20. He referred the lottery as a "bad investment", NO SHIT, PHIL! It's why sociologist call the lottery a "poor tax", as the people who normally play the lottery tend to fall into the bottom rung of society and the least educated. You as someone that is supposed to be a mature adult with a business degree should know that. I digress.

Phil has completely lost it, mentally. After years of drinking and living in his own created prison, this is just the beginning. I do sense a dent is going to get in touch with the proper authorities to do a wellness check on the social retard, as I do think this is just the beginning of his mental breakdown.

That said, him blaming EvilAJ, us ruining his life, him wanting to sue us, him wanting to dox us and have us swatted, etc....Phil needs SERIOUS mental and emotional help. However, the first step of realizing you have an issue is admitting you have an issue. Phil doesn't think he has an issue. Hell, Ray Charles can rise from the dead, hear that pre-stream, and even he would go "Yeah, I saw that."

So, Phil. I know you're reading everything after Doordash, with your glass of gin sitting in your other hand, your phone in the other, reading everything and seething with anger...get help. Or, don't. Personally, seeing you go FULL mask off and hearing your honest thoughts about how you feel about all of us, that mental breakdown is coming.

I've mentioned this before, so, I'll mention this again. Reality is forcing itself into the snortfort and no matter how much you try to hide and swipe it with your hatchet, you cannot stop reality from hitting your gouty snort sacks. Sucks to suck!

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Yeah, truly, the only reason society isn't living in a golden age is detractors making fun of Phil and holding civilisation back!

I hope it was worth it!