Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JustStopDude]

I found this tweet funny.




I guess one of the Pat posters used that twitter AI thing to analyze Pat's account.



If I fucked up posting this with my phone, I apologize.

Edit: yeah I fucked it up. Third time a charm. Damn Nokia flip phone.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Just catching up. Holy shit Leslie went on a tear. Absolute peak. Really putting the squeeze on those pig teats for all the milk they have to offer. Lord protect this woman at all costs, she's an absolute gem.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Also, by holiday; you mean grinding African-American children in your pepperoni basement for this special occassion? I wonder, would you gobble up the entire platter and have the entire stock of niggeroni for this Christmas with your barren lesbian wife that has niggers fart in her vagina while you're grinding succulent nigger children with the meat grinder in your basement? You sad little gluttonous piggy

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

“Alone. With your cellmate.”

This guys a real banger. Can’t even count to zero anymore.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

You've discovered the secret ingredient in Null's Ćevapčići.

Army dude is Nikki's brother. Everyone in the cropped photo foreground, they are all Robinsons by birth or marriage. Pat was just Nikki's asshole boyfriend,. He did not belong in the photo and yet he did his Kool-Aid man bit and forced himself into the family's holiday photo. Assholes never change.

Jake Raven is Rick's cousin with identical hair.

 

[sanguiduct]

"Harassment Policy: No Harassment." Wow, thanks Bluesky. Don't be too specific there now.

To be fair, this was definitely written by someone who's definition of "woman" itself contains the word "woman."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It is such a shame that we never saw anything about Pat's presentation there in 2024. Has Pat given any hints about making a presentation there this year? Robert Prongay Jr has said that he will be staying in the hotel that weekend for a basketball game.

https://2024.confusionsf.org/schedule/

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There doesn't seem to be any schedule for 2025 listed yet. Seems a bit late.

wasn't it canceled or something?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

While you will be alone, with your cellmate.

But not before I drag you squealing to Judge Holden.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

WikiData, truly a good place for consolidating information

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Straight outta /r/thatdefinitelyhappened
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Uses his weekly outing to opine that elementary school aged childs cannot view Pixar bean mouth blow job bubble art. Lord.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

I made a little thing for this, the fattest of threads, as thanks for keeping track of the Man of Pig. I do hope you like it or at least are mildly amused.
14 words: Please have yourselves a bright and wonderful Christmas and a very happy new year!
88 (HH) Happy Holidays!

Gather round stalker children_Gather round baby childs_
Gather round dark hued infants_so tender_so milds_

You might mock me_might hate me_
Might call me a cuck_
You might rightly claim_that I'm into things

Good Nikki loves her bucks_And so do I_
her nethers_like my guy
for the darkest treats cry

But as you enjoy prison_I'll enjoy my luck
For the things I am into_Brings meats that is fit for the kings

How could this be? You might rightly ask_
Well to tell you my secret_is my happy task_

Come Trayvon! Come D'jarius! Come George Floyd and Will'em!

Sniff out Nikki's crannies_with great flatulence fill'em!
For though you stuff Nikki_Make her fart filled and sticky

I watch from my closet_with faucet shaped stiffy_
Knowing t'soon you'll be strung up and prepped in a jiffy!

Next you'll be grinded and salted and cured_
my larder be stocked and mine hungers abjured!

When my tumbly be rumbly_
when it hankers for dried meats galore_

There's no need I go shopping_
For my wife's a whore!

 

[John_Smith]

Jake Raven is Rick's cousin with identical hair.

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True, but not relevant to what I was saying. That is Nikki's brother, who is also in the military, in the Robinson family photo, not Jake Raven. Jake and Nikki's brother look absolutely nothing alike. Why would Jake Raven be in a Robinson family photo? He's not an asshole. He's not going to kool-aid man into someplace where he is not welcomed. That's the sort of behavior that his cousin Patrick would engage in. Jake is the sort who would toss his bitch-titted cousin out the door for that sort of behavior at a family gathering. Pat's auto mechanic cousin, also a Raven but I cannot recall his name, would help. Maybe they did eject Pat from a Thanksgiving or Christmas gathering some years ago. And told him to "leave and never return". Piggy is unoriginal. He stole that line from somewhere.

 

[Vect]

Straight outta /r/thatdefinitelyhappened

Could have just quoted Isaac Asimov and flexed your sci-fi credentials my dude.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Caught this gem of a troll tweet while browsing fatrick’s twitter, right before he hid it, lmao
Yes, he gave it the “enjoy prison” treatment.

 

[Meriasek]

Army dude is Nikki's brother.

On a scale of Pat to Jake Raven, how much of a "what a guy!" is he tho?

 

[femoralcanal]

I don't care what anyone says, Brian THE DANGER Keene is the man! My man co-writes books with Stephen King but he still makes time for his fellow Patposters.

At this point he could write a book filled with nothing but personal attacks towards my grandma and my dog, and I'd still buy a copy and nominate it for the Nobel.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Caught this gem of a troll tweet while browsing fatrick’s twitter, right before he hid it, lmao
Yes, he gave it the “enjoy prison” treatment.

Another gem from the same pest
Titty Rick’s jolly Christmas present for us stalker children are succulent black pepperoni straight from his basement full of hanging dead niggers ready to chop with a butcher knife, cure, debone and sent to the specialized pepperoni grinder. Enjoy niggeroni, atalker child

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If the GOP hate black folk why did they give them the right to vote? Why did they give women the right to vote? I guess James Mann should just be forgotten. Hell Wilson basically said the women should just stick to fighting for their rights in the States and stop taking it to the Federal level (Utter shit president, and just as much of a sanctimonious bastard as Patrick. Look at how he treated WW1). If the GOP didn't like consumers, why do they always try and fix the economy that the Democrats always break so citizens can spend money?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

“Alone. With your cellmate.”

This guys a real banger. Can’t even count to zero anymore.

As long as I have my cellie, it's not all bad. We'll spend the time burning swastikas into each others' ass-cheeks.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

flexed your sci-fi credentials my dude.

He can barely flex his knees. He's destroying his joints by being very, very fat.

Caught this gem of a troll tweet

Dan 'The Man' Mullen coming in hot with the Christmas carnage!