💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%
  • Total voters
    705
ghastlyretard said:
He sperged over whether or not Rekieta's kid's grand parents were people of interest. As they have swept for their grand kid's dad, it is reasonable to say they are, which the peanut man refuted.
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Any picture of Crazy Eyes Celeste is welcome.

There is nothing too trivial to archive. That is a fundamental rule of the Farms.
 
daniel day said:
Its more acceptable if whoever does it doesnt do it for internet points and doesnt let on that they did it,
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They didn't. AFAIK, nobody has any idea who did it, and the package had no return address.

daniel day said:
but its still pretty cringe and gay.
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It was funny as shit, and I won't apologize for thinking so.

I especially like the edit somebody did with Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells.

Besides, I don't think it was a particularly cruel prank or anything. Somebody sent him a Sonichu medallion, and the dummy put it on.

john marston said:
Don't know why he bothered to tweet this. Nobody cares what he thinks about Fuentes
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It's 'bout dat algorithm, yo...

Remember, he's totally gonna make a comeback.

Hey, maybe he'll do it on Cozy?
 
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Pelican Bones said:
It looks like the face of a woman that would fuck a man who said he was gay.
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Do you think the cucking started before they started dating when Nick was "pretending?"

Nick: "I see you're dating a couple of large Jamaican men after cheerleader practice. I like large Jamaican men too. Can I come with you?"
Kayla: "I guess so. What's your name again?"
<later>
Kayla: "That was amazing. I am so glad you brought a chair because there was no room for you on the bed."
Nick: "The chair is where I belong."
Kayla: "I can't believe you knew the Jamaicans. It's funny that I can't ever remember your name but those two men are so smart. 'Balldo' is such a unique name and hard to remember."
Nick: "It's not just funny, it's weird too. I laugh every time you forget my name. My mom would never tell me about the bedroom antics that led my dad to give me the 'Balldo' nickname."
Kayla: "Well, whatever your name is, as long as you bring your own chair and don't talk, you can follow me around."
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Silent Hill Shower is the preferred nomenclature, please.
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Why not both? Photoshop both SCP-173 and a Silent Hill MC into the shower picture.

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JustStopDude said:
I thought that LOTY got a bottle of scotch.
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Bottle of scotch and an eightball of coke, surely?

Pelican Bones said:
I have expected sane behavior from Kayla before and have since learned my lesson.
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Never mind the kids, she clearly doesn't give a fuck about them one way or another. I'm betting though, that Kayla will move heaven and earth to avoid being seperated from her benzo script.
 
Melty Butter said:
It means the Eagle Lake house is vacant for any number of players in this drama, particularly April due to the second home with an 'offer pending'.
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It's no secret that they live in Florida, Cynthia.

If you look at the city the tennis club is it's more or less beside them anyway so all that this means is that they are living... in their home.....

Okay?

AnOminous said:
Any picture of Crazy Eyes Celeste is welcome.

There is nothing too trivial to archive. That is a fundamental rule of the Farms.
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Unfortunately Cynthia needs constant feedback or else she will do something weird (and not in the funny and weird way) like looking up how Nick's children are doing in school and archiving it to the thread.

LovisXVI said:
It's about what they aren't doing that's important, namely: helping their grandkids, wrangling Nick, taking responsibility, actually doing something. A lack of action with regards to their own kin makes them culpable to any further fuckery that will go on, especially with the inevitable divorce.
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I don't know, if it was posted with "LOL look at her face" that would have been one thing but this is just aloggy, she lives in Florida, she plays tennis? Why are you getting mad at that?

Nick is in his mid-40s now, he really shouldn't need a local handler wrangling him round-the-clock. It's not as if there won't soon be a PO whose specific job will be to wrangle him (among others). Enjoy, Minnesota taxpayers!
 
Melty Butter said:
he's probably headed for divorce and a custody dispute
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This is a very optimistic outlook. Kayla is too coked up to care which is why her family is pleading with anyone to get her out of there. Instead of actively engaging with her to leave or supporting her in it this very minute.

Kayla is content with her current reality no matter how dire it is.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
This is a very optimistic outlook. Kayla is too coked up to care which is why her family is pleading with anyone to get her out of there. Instead of actively engaging with her to leave or supporting her in it this very minute.

Kayla is content with her current reality no matter how dire it is.
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The only way you could get her to listen to a divorce lawyer would be if said lawyer looked like a young William Shatner or Patrick Stewart.
 
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