Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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IRL is funny because Tim had whole tour of the van where he clearly said his plan was to travel in it while interviewing people and still doing his other segments. Adam also said the next covid plan was to have Adam as a yes man who'd go "that's crazy" while Tim did his thing (there is evidence of this as well as that's all Adam did until a few months into the pandemic). Tim just did the guest spot thing because that's what brought in the most money.
He's also talked about it on the show a few times, that the guest thing was because of Covid and never the original intent. Tim stumbled ass backwards into a winning formula.

Bonus Bits:
-While Tim is getting into slap fights with Gen Z Luke, Ian is doing hard hitting research:
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I would so prefer Crazy Crossland's Chemical Class over what I had to slog through, this episode.
Please make it so.

 
I don't take you serious if you use your real name either. Actually I take you less serious because you throttle what you say as to not offend. I'll take the anon spouting niggers and kikes over the real name who censors words like rape, kill, and gun to appease the algo.
This. And KF is a perfect example. Yeah, we are all relatively anonymous, but that's only because of insane leftists and trannies who would take joy in actively ruining the livelihoods and even killing anyone remotely involved with this place, just because a few people say some mean gamer words. Aside from a few of the more egregious A&N posters and a few spicy memes, KF isn't much worse than some of the old web 1.0 forums or pre-kiked 4-chan. Even old-school pReddit was kinda wild at times.

This is very useful.


"In today's events a local woman was consent accidented by a socio-economically affected person potentially identifying as a non bonus hole haver at pewpew point, and she proceeded to unaliving herself later in the day. Truly a tragedy committed by white supremacy with aid of the Trump administration."

That's white, cis-woman, you fucking bigot!
I would so prefer Crazy Crossland's Chemical Class over what I had to slog through, this episode.
Yeah, this episode is the first time I've actually seen a hate crime on Current Year™️ Jewtube. A bunch of adults ganging up to bully and harass a mentally retarded child, a.k.a. a Zoomer, same thing. But really, aside from the retardation from almost everyone on the panel, except for Carter Banks who I forgot was even there because he didn't say two words except his intro, this was basically a 2 and a half hour finger pointing and shaming at "today's kids".

I did find it comically hilarious that every time he was asked about anything substantial, the Zoomer just squinted and said "Huh, what?" because he was obviously in over his head. The TimCast crew definitely sensed blood in the water and zeroed in on him, to the point that I actually felt kinda bad for him. You would think someone who is supposed to be "coming from the other side" in the vein of Hasan or even Destiny, he would have done the slightest bit of research and informed himself even a little bit on a few topics.

It was nice to see Tim take a hard stance on something for once, specifically the outrageous persecution of the Jan6-ers. To the point that he actually said the FUCKING word a few times! I get the sense that he's still upset over the ass-blasting he got from leftist faggot Sam Seder, because he brings him up almost every other episode it seems. And he's taking it out in this dumb kid in return.
 
It was nice to see Tim take a hard stance on something for once, specifically the outrageous persecution of the Jan6-ers. To the point that he actually said the FUCKING word a few times! I get the sense that he's still upset over the ass-blasting he got from leftist faggot Sam Seder, because he brings him up almost every other episode it seems. And he's taking it out in this dumb kid in return.
The rage of the awakened beanie but imagine losing this badly and being dunked on by Tim pool of all people Amanda Zuma would never live this down he's been humiliated by a bald Korean ******
 
How is saying you shouldn’t take faceless randos seriously in regards to what they say dumb. We say that all the time. Both to users and to subjects.

And our dear leader does get people that say they know important stuff about the subject to prove who they are.

I’d hardly call that his crowning retardation
The founding fathers of America often penned critiqued the King of England and those he put in position using anonymous identities.
Retards like Peterson don't understand when your actual identity is out there you risk reprisal to your wellbeing. And people are far more honest with their opinions when they have a layer anonymity.

Which is funny as all hell because shortly after Peterson made these statements they came for him demanding he take social media re-education or lose his psychologist license and he couldn't understand it.
Peterson is a lolcow. People may not want to hear it but he is.


 
Retards like Peterson don't understand when your actual identity is out there you risk reprisal to your wellbeing
Considering the shit he has been through as a direct result of being public he knows all too well about the risk.

Likely why he says you shouldn’t hide behind something if you want to be taken seriously. Because he has seen the nonsense spewed more than most.

He has very publicly pointed at the complaints that got him removed were by people completely unknown to him.

Not saying he isn’t a lolcow, just that wasn’t his most retarded take.
 
Yeah, this episode is the first time I've actually seen a hate crime on Current Year™️ Jewtube. A bunch of adults ganging up to bully and harass a mentally retarded child, a.k.a. a Zoomer, same thing. But really, aside from the retardation from almost everyone on the panel, except for Carter Banks who I forgot was even there because he didn't say two words except his intro, this was basically a 2 and a half hour finger pointing and shaming at "today's kids".
I compare it to seal clubbing. No matter how you try to explain it, or the justification for it, it still comes off as one-sided abuse of a lesser being. They possess a fragile constitution that may see them fall ill, if pressed too hard.




Tim ended the year with a broadcast from America Fest, in Phoenix.
There was a rotating roster of guests, featuring Matt Gaetz, Michael Knowles, & Charlie Kirk.
Ian, Luke, Libby, Lisa Reynolds (I assume she took on the booking role for IRL, as she was the one for The Culture War, already) & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Phil decided to don a suit, for the occasion, unlike everyone else whom dressed, as usual.

Clip Collection:
-Tim gets an professional wrestler's entrance display, complete with pyrotechnics, only to open with a weak "Hey...". He does recover, with a more energised introduction, afterwards:


-For not being a conservative, Tim has been using "our movement" quite a bit, when talking about it:


-Tim talks about how he celebrated Matt Gaetz being chosen by Donald Trump to be "top cop". Matt jokes that Tim jinxed him, by popping the champagne before being vetted by the Senate. Also, I just noticed that Tim said he ran to Alison, his girlfriend, & Richie, his hired pro skater, to ask if they had champagne. Do Alison & Richie normally spend a lot of time together?:


-Tim wore his Trump sneakers to the event, which cost $500. He says the plan was for the panel to add their signatures to it, & then he would throw them into the audience. The same pair Tim has been skating in, & wore already for some time:


-The military-iandustrial complex is one step closer to reality, as Matt discloses that graphene was hailed as a major part of future warfighting success. Tim is flabbergasted by this news, & has to ask if this is a bit:


-Ian always brings a unique perspective to the table, such as, "Is a little fascism okay?":


Bonus Bits:
-In ten years, every American town square shall have a graphene-based billboard, with Ian's face glaring down from it:
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So let me get this straight, a guy who couldn't even manage to open his own coffee shop with the backing of Russian money during a two year time period is now expecting others to pay more than they'd pay to open a McDonalds so that he can teach them how to open a successful coffee shop?
 
So let me get this straight, a guy who couldn't even manage to open his own coffee shop with the backing of Russian money during a two year time period is now expecting others to pay more than they'd pay to open a McDonalds so that he can teach them how to open a successful coffee shop?
Surely a good investment. I'd imagine running one compared to like oh say.... getting the licensing fees for a starbucks is surely more expensive right?
Probably at least 1.4 million to license a known brand like that.

Oh wait, its the same end costs?
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So my choices are buy some no name internet has-been's shit coffee or go with a star bucks for the same end cost price.
I guess that Tim hands on training for running a coffee shop will really pay off though. He surely knows more than starbucks's team.
 
Surely a good investment. I'd imagine running one compared to like oh say.... getting the licensing fees for a starbucks is surely more expensive right?
Probably at least 1.4 million to license a known brand like that.

Oh wait, its the same end costs?
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So my choices are buy some no name internet has-been's shit coffee or go with a star bucks for the same end cost price.
I guess that Tim hands on training for running a coffee shop will really pay off though. He surely knows more than starbucks's team.
Looking into it, for the same price you can do a Dunkin's or Tim Hortons too, I'm sure most of them range from the quarter to a full million, and in some cases it looks like it can be as cheap as a hundred thousand, but that's probably a kiosk booth.

I can't imagine how retarded he has to be to ask similar fees as a Starbucks, Dunkin', or Tim Horton's because those guys have massive brand recognition, robust distribution chains, and probably piles of marketing support and more. Meanwhile, Tim has a mildly popular online show that's based on politics which is probably a great way to alienate some of your customer base as we've seen Starbucks do more than once.

That's the other thing that baffles me, I get most of the cost is stuff everyone has to deal with like rent, equipment, whatever so the costs of most franchises won't be massively different but why is it that you can find way lower entry points on licenses of higher end brands while Beanie Beans has one of the highest franchise fees.

Also, if you know anything about franchises, Chick-Fil-A is known to be the friendly franchiser where they keep territories more open for franchisers and usually require a lot more knowledge and experience to open one as they limit who can, but their franchise fee is $10k and you can open a second for $5k if they offer it to you. If Tim was actually making a real attempt at doing franchises he should have done his research and looked into brands like that which are doing things more intelligently than traditional franchises, but he's too much of a retard to do the minimum effort of looking up what and why people charge what they do.

Remember, when you open your Beanie Brand coffee location and Ian has to come down to train you on charging crystals, you have to buy him dinner first:
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The more I look at this, the stupider it becomes. Why is the coffee and equipment coming from suppliers as opposed to "Us" which should be "Tim Pool Beanie Coffee Inc" or whatever dumb shit it's called. The point of franchising in many cases is to have the company tell you what you need so you don't have to do the work of hunting down all of the equipment.
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Why in the ever living fuck would I buy a franchise for an unproven brand? None of Tim's coffee shops have worked so far because he hasn't OPENED any coffee shops yet. I franchise a Subway, it's presumably because I know subway sandwiches will likely sell at at location I have in mind.

This is ludicrously dumb.
 
Why in the ever living fuck would I buy a franchise for an unproven brand? None of Tim's coffee shops have worked so far because he hasn't OPENED any coffee shops yet. I franchise a Subway, it's presumably because I know subway sandwiches will likely sell at at location I have in mind.

This is ludicrously dumb.
The only people dumber than Tim is Tim's fans.
 
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