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Sorry! I somehow managed to post without the translation, which is pretty funny!
"Goodbye Forever, My last friend.
We can never go back to what we were before!"
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Sorry! I somehow managed to post without the translation, which is pretty funny!
"Goodbye Forever, My last friend.
We can never go back to what we were before!"
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I read this article about "Freedom In The 50 States" by CATO. It's basically a rubric that measures how lax states are on civil and economic liberties. And, Florida was named the second state in terms of freedom,with New Hampshire being the first.
And the trannies are complaining Florida is number two because Florida don't respect trans rights.
Like... how can they be this detached from reality? They really fucking think people moving to Florida are concerned about what happens to fucking trannies. Or even that the average person considers being a tranny is some sort of necessary freedom.
And the trannies are complaining Florida is number two because Florida don't respect trans rights.
Like... how can they be this detached from reality? They really fucking think people moving to Florida are concerned about what happens to fucking trannies. Or even that the average person considers being a tranny is some sort of necessary freedom.
KingNothing
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I have no mouf and i must sneed
Kermit the Impaler
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Sabine is so dumb when it comes to trans women in sports. I'm embarrassed for her.
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This will be good
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But I'll leave it to the Kiwi
Women to judge the advice.
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Stella Sacco
1h
I get a lot of women who recently started their transition telling me it’s overwhelming to try to learn how to beautify/style themselves. And that’s true! Cis girls get to absorb ambient knowledge of this stuff growing up. Here’s a thread of some advice for ramping up, and tips that helped me.
The biggest thing to know is this: No one can tell you how you should dress or wear makeup. I mean this both in the “you get to decide for yourself” way and the “anyone who tells you they know best is selling you something” way. However, there are still good rules of thumb.
1) STYLE IS A SKILL YOU BUILD, NOT AN INNATE QUALITY. Every girl, cis and trans, who is good at styling had to learn and experiment. You may be getting a late start, but you are not at some genetic disadvantage. You learn by trying and doing. No one emerges from HRT, or the womb, fully fashionable.
2) ONE THING AT A TIME. For many reasons, will feel like you need to learn/implement it all at once. You do not. Be patient and start with the basics, and move on when you feel comfortable with what you’ve tried.
3) DON’T CHASE TRENDS TO START. Or maybe ever. Fashion and beauty move fast—really fast, nowadays. Fast fashion is 90% garbage. 90% of dumb makeup trends won’t last a year. Start with classic looks, cuts, and designs that have stood the test of time. They’ve done that for a reason.
4) TAKE CARE OF YOUR SKIN. Your face is your canvas. When it’s in good shape, everything from makeup application to shaving easier. Get decent drugstore moisturizer like CeraVe/Cetaphil, retinol/tretinoin, and SPF50 facial sunscreen. These are the Big Three, and many girls never need more.
5) SMALL THINGS HELP YOU LOOK “PUT TOGETHER”. Match your hardware—that is, the metals in your jewelry and your accessories. Gold earrings with a gold belt buckle, etc. Wearing shapewear for knockout moments smooths out your silhouette and just makes clothes look better.
6) FIGURE OUT “COLOR SEASON”. Based on your skin’s undertones, certain colors will pop and look better on you than others. (Yellow looks bad on me; deep green looks great.) Look up “color seasons” to find your range. They’re not hard rules, but they’ll help you develop an eye for shopping.
7) DON’T BUY ANYTHING YOU DON’T LOVE. This is a very simple rule. If you don’t love it, don’t buy it, don’t put it in your wardrobe. Don’t buy to buy. This will solve many early problems. You deserve to feel good when you get dressed.
FIND YOUR SHOWSTOPPER PIECES. These pieces can be anything—a dress, a bag, a coat, some shoes—but they’re pieces that you adore and that make a statement. Then, build your wardrobe around them. I have a showstopper Lagerfeld coat people love, but yours could be a fun thrifted purse or anything.
9) IN CLOTHING, YOU DO OFTEN GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. I see pricier or designer clothes get dismissed a lot as being no better than cheapies, and that is usually wrong. There is a price at which stuff stops being worth it, but pricier stuff often means better construction/materials and a longer life.
9 CONT) Be smart about pricier pieces you do buy—can you build outfits around this? How often will you wear it? But investing in a nice coat, a well made pair of jeans, real leather goods, better jewelry etc usually means you’ll get something that lasts. When in doubt, read reviews.
10) AVOID DROPSHIPPERS. Yes, this means Temu, SHEIN, etc. but it also means many online storefronts that are made to look like legitimate brands but are really more cheap goods drop shipped from China. If you’re not familiar with a brand, Google “[brand name] Trustpilot” and read the 1-star reviews.
11) SOME STUFF WILL JUST NOT BE FOR YOU. It sucks but it’s true. You may not be built for whatever trend. There may be dress cuts that make you feel like shit. Clothes may be made for smaller shoulders or smaller bellies. That just means you look elsewhere. Don’t get hung up—it’s for someone else.
12) FINALLY: DON’T BE RULED BY FEAR. Being trans means being worried about safety. Believe me, I know. But these fuckers are gonna be shitty to you no matter what you wear on your face or body. When something makes you feel like a million bucks, don’t let a hypothetical keep you from it. Go slay.
This is hardly a comprehensive guide but I hope it gives you a good foundation to start if you’re struggling. I came out at 32. Building a wardrobe, learning makeup felt impossible. It isn’t. Remember you are surrounded by sisters and cisters. Help is just a question away.
1h
I get a lot of women who recently started their transition telling me it’s overwhelming to try to learn how to beautify/style themselves. And that’s true! Cis girls get to absorb ambient knowledge of this stuff growing up. Here’s a thread of some advice for ramping up, and tips that helped me.
The biggest thing to know is this: No one can tell you how you should dress or wear makeup. I mean this both in the “you get to decide for yourself” way and the “anyone who tells you they know best is selling you something” way. However, there are still good rules of thumb.
1) STYLE IS A SKILL YOU BUILD, NOT AN INNATE QUALITY. Every girl, cis and trans, who is good at styling had to learn and experiment. You may be getting a late start, but you are not at some genetic disadvantage. You learn by trying and doing. No one emerges from HRT, or the womb, fully fashionable.
2) ONE THING AT A TIME. For many reasons, will feel like you need to learn/implement it all at once. You do not. Be patient and start with the basics, and move on when you feel comfortable with what you’ve tried.
3) DON’T CHASE TRENDS TO START. Or maybe ever. Fashion and beauty move fast—really fast, nowadays. Fast fashion is 90% garbage. 90% of dumb makeup trends won’t last a year. Start with classic looks, cuts, and designs that have stood the test of time. They’ve done that for a reason.
4) TAKE CARE OF YOUR SKIN. Your face is your canvas. When it’s in good shape, everything from makeup application to shaving easier. Get decent drugstore moisturizer like CeraVe/Cetaphil, retinol/tretinoin, and SPF50 facial sunscreen. These are the Big Three, and many girls never need more.
5) SMALL THINGS HELP YOU LOOK “PUT TOGETHER”. Match your hardware—that is, the metals in your jewelry and your accessories. Gold earrings with a gold belt buckle, etc. Wearing shapewear for knockout moments smooths out your silhouette and just makes clothes look better.
6) FIGURE OUT “COLOR SEASON”. Based on your skin’s undertones, certain colors will pop and look better on you than others. (Yellow looks bad on me; deep green looks great.) Look up “color seasons” to find your range. They’re not hard rules, but they’ll help you develop an eye for shopping.
7) DON’T BUY ANYTHING YOU DON’T LOVE. This is a very simple rule. If you don’t love it, don’t buy it, don’t put it in your wardrobe. Don’t buy to buy. This will solve many early problems. You deserve to feel good when you get dressed.
FIND YOUR SHOWSTOPPER PIECES. These pieces can be anything—a dress, a bag, a coat, some shoes—but they’re pieces that you adore and that make a statement. Then, build your wardrobe around them. I have a showstopper Lagerfeld coat people love, but yours could be a fun thrifted purse or anything.9) IN CLOTHING, YOU DO OFTEN GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. I see pricier or designer clothes get dismissed a lot as being no better than cheapies, and that is usually wrong. There is a price at which stuff stops being worth it, but pricier stuff often means better construction/materials and a longer life.
9 CONT) Be smart about pricier pieces you do buy—can you build outfits around this? How often will you wear it? But investing in a nice coat, a well made pair of jeans, real leather goods, better jewelry etc usually means you’ll get something that lasts. When in doubt, read reviews.
10) AVOID DROPSHIPPERS. Yes, this means Temu, SHEIN, etc. but it also means many online storefronts that are made to look like legitimate brands but are really more cheap goods drop shipped from China. If you’re not familiar with a brand, Google “[brand name] Trustpilot” and read the 1-star reviews.
11) SOME STUFF WILL JUST NOT BE FOR YOU. It sucks but it’s true. You may not be built for whatever trend. There may be dress cuts that make you feel like shit. Clothes may be made for smaller shoulders or smaller bellies. That just means you look elsewhere. Don’t get hung up—it’s for someone else.
12) FINALLY: DON’T BE RULED BY FEAR. Being trans means being worried about safety. Believe me, I know. But these fuckers are gonna be shitty to you no matter what you wear on your face or body. When something makes you feel like a million bucks, don’t let a hypothetical keep you from it. Go slay.
This is hardly a comprehensive guide but I hope it gives you a good foundation to start if you’re struggling. I came out at 32. Building a wardrobe, learning makeup felt impossible. It isn’t. Remember you are surrounded by sisters and cisters. Help is just a question away.
But I'll leave it to the Kiwi
Women to judge the advice.
that can't be right
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Lately I have come to appreciate how much of a banger that song is thoughGoodbye horses, I'm flying, flying, flying over you.
Ooh ooh ooh
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Fatty alert.
It’s like when they brag about having DDs and then reveal their 48 band size. That’s a chonky fag.
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It's no surprise most trans porn is of pre-ops. I think it's a mixture of disgust and physical inability - for all the gynoposting trannies get up to, I have a feeling most am holes never heal enough to be safely shafted.
crippling laziness
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Commentary sloptuber Diesel Patches uploaded a video talking about the recent Disney trans incident:
Anyways, the video is whatever. What I really want to direct you guys' attention to is this particular commenter:
Upon viewing this commenter's profile picture, I was so awestruck at what a beautiful work of art it was. I just admire it to the point that I want to share it with the whole world, and I'm sure you guys are feeling similar emotions as well.
These replies also share my sentiment:
These replies also share my sentiment:
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It's alright advice, but it's pretty generic. A lot of those tips, like matching metals, are standard in men's style guides as well.
And do you really need someone to tell you that a $12 Shein dress is a piece of crap that will fall apart right away?
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Is that the latest YouTube AI bot thing accidentally latching onto a fetish profile pic?
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I think my favourite thing troons do is make their fetishes an explicit, front-and-centre part of their online identity and then try to be taken seriously. Autism is wonderful.
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Exactly. The person who wrote this just likes to talk; this is neither broad enough to be universal advice or universal transwoman advice, nor specific enough to be actually helpful. The only specific advice is about skincare, and that's still broad enough to fit in a paragraph. If he decided to run down makeup product by product, eyeliner alone would be much longer than his whole post.
This poster is reinventing the wheel: back in the day, it was common for transwomen and crossdressers to write guides to hair/makeup/clothing for an adult male starting with no experience. Online guides, Usenet and Web, as well as printed books and VHS courses on how to act female. (And similar, but much less and no physical media, for FtM.)
When the trans boom hit, "passing" was devalued as a goal, and new troons were a lot more confident; if they did makeup at all, it was just black lipstick, a boner and a dream.
I've seen subreddits that offered starting help for women who didn't learn "how to woman" from their mothers, usually linked from the abuse subs. Can't think of the names, but I wonder how many of those subs are full of troons now. On the one hand, they love female spaces. On the other hand, they have no idea what they don't know and aren't motivated to learn.
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Oh you mean that twitter account that present himself as a transwoman since like 2016 or so only started vaguely trying to look like a woman two years ago? LOL
Why do they always do that. I swear 75% of transwomen accounts on social media are from people who wear full beards and are simply called Kevin while away from the computer.
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Thats true. I know a "trans lesbian" couple. They are both fat guys, in a homosexual relationship, using she/her pronouns online and IRL and wearing old military clothing. Yes, they are just two guys who fuck each other but god forbid you call them gay. No HRT, no makeup, no attempts to look feminine except for blurring the masculine face features by being a ball of lard.
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Chris's version is better
Kiwi Farms original stunning and brave woman of trans experience.
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this account run by a fat troon i found while reading youtube comments- nothing bad about it just funny. DO BETTER!!
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Just a heads up when you link shit from YouTube delete everything after and including the "si" in the URL like I did above, it's a tracker Google adds so they can track your account. The link works fine without it it just deletes the personally identifiable part.
Better still embed the video and it gets rid of it.