✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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NoStinkingBadges said:
Madonna making fun of Gaga probably stems from two-pronged jealousy: prong 1 being Gaga's massive success as a pop artist, and prong 2 being Gaga's success at shedding her popstar image and transforming successfully into a "legitimate" performer (operas, classical music, Golden Age of Broadway musical numbers, a bunch of other shit that takes actual talent) instead of languishing in the image of being a perenial sex fiend.
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I'll say this, Gaga also has a better shot of aging gracefully than Madonna and her ogre hands.
 
Venus said:
Didn't she also get into a cat fight with Kylie Minogue at some point?
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When, during the '80s or sometime more recent?

At least Madonna's attempts at staying in the public eye tend to be hit or miss. Here in the States, Kylie Minogue has really only been known for a couple of hits...as well as for appearing in Bio-Dome.

Though nowadays they seem to fill the same niche. They seem to be more popular among LGBTQLMNOP groups now.
 
There was some AMA on reddit by madonna in where she only answered PR questions and avoided all other participants. Just another celebrity.
 
entropyseekswork said:
Madonna continues to latch onto the Trump is Hitler narrative and protests by retweeting vag pictures.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...-isnt-impressed-as-he-admits-i-just-threw-up/
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I think this face sums up what I think of this story pretty well.

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I hope some autistic buzzfeed feminist writes a drag article on this about her promoting the comodification of women's bodies with the slogan of a fat phobic athletic company or some other straw grasping.
 
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The hands probably have a lot to do with all her crazy yoyo dieting , and not learning to moisterise/hydrate. Or doing a LOT of cocaine.
 
r00 said:
Dolly Parton is an incredible singer, whereas madonna has always been a gaptoothed, thin-voiced faghag.
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Dolly Parton is an incredible singer who has started to look like a muppet... but is a fucking sweetheart. She's one of the celebrities where if it came out she was a horrible person I'd be crushed.

Madonna, on the other hand (haha), has always been a bitchy.

Ya, her hands. The buldging veins look like years of heavy alcohol abuse, and who knows what else.

It's funny we have a Mad thread because I saw on the news she went skiing with her younger kids and I thought 'oh, that's nice' until I saw she brought her new man doll who is like 30 years younger. Who brings their sugar baby around their kids? That's grosser than her hands.
 
CreepyStalker said:
Looks like Lourdes got her mothers genes. Someone should warn her to take care of her hands.

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I think I remember readingt something about how she wanted to wax/pluck/whatever the unibrow and mustache but Mommy Madonna wouldn't let her. Now she's older she looks like a normal person.

Madonna also has a hairy face, but for some strange reason she bleaches her facial hair instead of waxing/plucking/shaving or you know, laser hair removal that she has enough money to get done a million times over...
 
Pickle Inspector said:
Madonna needs to get some tips from someone like Dolly Parton, she seems to be able to stay relevant and dress in a fashionable yet age appropriate way.
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I think Dolly Parton is a pretty smart woman, not just in terms of her musical ability. She's built a lot of her image around being a down-to-earth person and generally having a relatable personality that invites fan loyalty. So while she was pretty hot in her day, she can afford to let time take its course. She'll still be raking in the dollars when she's a hundred years old, because her fans like who she is.

Madonna, though, built her image on very shallow foundations. It's always been about being sexy and shocking. Which is fine when you're in your 20s and even 30s, but it's not sustainable into middle age. Now she comes across as that one spinster aunt who shows up to weddings, gets falling-down drunk and tries to bang the groom.
 
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