Sources in Ottawa have revealed that the Canadian Gov't, with the assistance of Peetz, extracted Chantal from Kuwait, where she was being held by a shadowy group of MLM uplines, posing as Syrian Revolutionaries. This group had sworn to make Yerba Mate fibre drinks the Global beverage. It is believed that Ms. Sarault was in increasing danger from these agents, since they considered her weight gain and worsening diabetes bad advertising. One of their agents, on promise of remaining anonymous, added that her order history "left a lot to be desired, inshallah".
Many Canadians citizens expressed concern at the expense of the airlift to rescue Cutie at a time when the Canadian economy is stretched thin. Justin Trudeau spoke before Parliament yesterday, to address these concerns. He stated that though the initial outlay of money to bring Chantal back to Canada was concerningly large, especially taking into account her medical expenses; he was confident that the subsequent boost to the Canadian economy would more than justify the upfront costs.
Chrystia Freeland, the Finance Minister also expressed that the expected jump in the employment numbers, especially in the Service Industry, would balance out the spending. The fast food sector, the food delivery industry and Cannabis, Canada's largest agricultural product, would see financial benefit.
Melanie Joly, Minister of Foreign Affairs also offered that Operation Dumbo Drop FreeChantal would ease the tension that had developed between Canada and the Gulf States over the past 2 years. The reason for these tensions were not clear, though several Imam's and Camel herders expressed relief.
In related news, Chrystia Freeland's position in the Trudeau Cabinet appears to be in danger....