Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Divine right to rule]

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Caught this gem of a troll tweet while browsing fatrick’s twitter, right before he hid it, lmao
Yes, he gave it the “enjoy prison” treatment.

This "Dan" character is talking a lot of shit for a "man" with soft, feminine eyes.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

Straight outta /r/thatdefinitelyhappened
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If smearing shit on the walls in public bathrooms wasn't dangerous, they wouldn't keep banning it.

You guys probably haven't noticed, but this fat pig with bitch tits is really fucking dumb.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is Brian still writing? Will he be able to resist adding a Patlore character in his next book? Will Rick sue him over it? Will it be the most hilarious and bizarre shit ever? Stay tuned!

 

[Maude Snew]

This "Dan" character is talking a lot of shit for a "man" with soft, feminine eyes.

At least he stopped short of wearing a sweater vest unlike some people.

 

[Broadside]

I found this tweet funny.

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I guess one of the Pat posters used that twitter AI thing to analyze Pat's account.

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If I fucked up posting this with my phone, I apologize.

Edit: yeah I fucked it up. Third time a charm. Damn Nokia flip phone.

Elon Musk himself edited this to make Pat sound bad. I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.

 

[Something Awful]

Call me "Daddy", child.



Beat, eat, and shit you. In one sitting. That's Patrick's daddy.





Imagine being Patrick Tomlinson and writing this, knowing that some day the daughter you abandoned will come across your Twitter account.



I forgot Patrick's daddy numbered "snowmobile racer" and "ski jumper" among his accomplishments.



And "leathersmith". How did that one come about? Patrick getting into his daddy's closet of leather gear, and Tommy stammering to explain why those pants have no seat?




Rape culture.



This is a mysterious tweet. What was he even replying to? We can only speculate, but this sounds like something Jimmy "Encase My Coffin In Concrete" Savile would have said.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This is a mysterious tweet. What was he even replying to

It seems pretty clear to me that Rick is jerking it to his necrophelia fantasies as usual (which clearly hasn’t been dwelt on much, even by the pests and archivists).

 

[Maude Snew]

Beat, eat, and shit you. In one sitting. That's Patrick's daddy.

And "leathersmith". How did that one come about? Patrick getting into his daddy's closet of leather gear, and Tommy stammering to explain why those pants have no seat?

They're "into things" don't you know.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Could have just quoted Isaac Asimov and flexed your sci-fi credentials my dude.

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I don't believe either of them would think The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is worth reading.

 

[AnOminous]

Has anyone ever commented on how problematic his shaming of people with mental illness is? He shouldn't be using mental health as a pejorative. Very very mean spirited and I hope no one makes a big deal about it.

Especially since he's clearly severely mentally ill himself. No person of sound mind would behave in such a deranged manner.

The Robinsons were lucky Fatpat didn't want to stand behind Nikki like Army dude behind her sister (?), it'd have been hard to crop him out then.

No, Fatty is the lucky one because I'm pretty sure they told him exactly where to stand. They'd have either just not taken the picture or discarded it and taken another one later, and told Fatty to stay away from future family gatherings.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I found this tweet funny.

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I guess one of the Pat posters used that twitter AI thing to analyze Pat's account.

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If I fucked up posting this with my phone, I apologize.

Edit: yeah I fucked it up. Third time a charm. Damn Nokia flip phone.

That says stealthTgeek with a t though is this one of the jaxter’s tweets with Rick subbed in as a bit?

I am now convinced that Fat got teased a lot about his dad growing up. Nobody ever asks or cares and he breathlessly goes out of his way to tell strangers about how tough and cool his daddy is. He doesn’t even do it in a proud way, he does it like his dad’s life experience gives Pat clout. The same way he thought Ade’s tattoo gave him clout. What an insecure faggot.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Could have just quoted Isaac Asimov and flexed your sci-fi credentials my dude.

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"....except for The Handmaid's Tale, shit sucked. Suck my dick, Atwood." -Also Isaac Asimov, probably

 

[Maude Snew]

Nobody ever asks or cares and he breathlessly goes out of his way to tell strangers about how tough and cool his daddy is.

Not true, McLusky does but then again they take more drugs than a touring funk band. Did you know that he's got eight cars and a house in Ireland though?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I regularly check my used book store for his books but alas I have yet to find any.

I got The Ark with a free Audible credit. I still haven't finished it, I got to the bit where Pats obvious smug self insert hero is drooling over an underage girl and paused it about 8 months ago and I haven't got around to finishing it. I keep telling myself "next time" but I've reread the entire Caiaphas Cain series, the whole Siege of Terra, and Baxters Xeelee Sequence since, I keep finding reasons to put it off.
It's been so long I've forgotten most of the plot and I'll likely have to start from the beginning, I just can't force myself to do it.
Pat just isn't a very good writer.

Pat calls his parents once a year?

Once a year child.
Whether they tell him to stop or not.

Enjoy Prison.

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Nice "excess", stupid.

Traditionally published author btw.

Good morning, childs!

Last night on X, two former civilians who are now recurring side characters in the Pat saga revealed their villain origin story.

First up is "Smith", who based on his tweet history appears to be a left-leaning engineer who is very committed to raising his son and does volunteer work with struggling veterans. He recounts (tweet 1, tweet 2, archive 1, archive 2):

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EDIT: And a follow-up from this morning (tweet, archive):
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Next up is the X account known in this thread as "Meme Mike", which appears to be the shitposting account of some bored lawyer. In response to Smith's story, he summarizes his own (tweet, archive):

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Ever since Pat needlessly made enemies of these two dudes and proceeded to stalker-prison them countless times from behind a block, the two have regularly made fun of Pat and his allies on X, and sort of befriended some of the OnA pests and other 'civilian' Pat detractors there. Good job, Patrick!

Ah Pat. Always making friends.

 

[Judge Holden]

SovPig Pat declares the supreme court null and void and soon to be enjoying prison child

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ralph actually occasionally tries to see his children and be part of their lives in some way

Just think about that for a few seconds.

The fucking gunt is a better father than Fatrick could ever dream of.

I've shat on Ralph a lot for all kinds of reasons but I'll give him that much, he might be a complete carpet bagging Yankee fuck up, but he at least tries every now and then to actually see his kids, he's a terrible human being and he's made a whole shit load of mistakes but he's a better Father than the Man of Pig could ever be, Ralph actually seemed genuinely upset when he thought his warrant was gonna stop him from being able to see his kid before Christmas, and he surprised me by making it a priority to sort that shit out, and sucessfully completely paid his court ordered bill promptly to put it behind him.

Pat is such a fucking low life he isn't fit to swim through the grease that falls from the Holy Bifurcation.
The never-father makes Ethan Ralph look like a responsible parent.

 

[Meriasek]

I've shat on Ralph a lot for all kinds of reasons but I'll give him that much, he might be a complete carpet bagging Yankee fuck up, but he at least tries every now and then to actually see his kids, he's a terrible human being and he's made a whole shit load of mistakes but he's a better Father than the Man of Pig could ever be, Ralph actually seemed genuinely upset when he thought his warrant was gonna stop him from being able to see his kid before Christmas, and he surprised me by making it a priority to sort that shit out, and sucessfully completely paid his court ordered bill promptly to put it behind him.

Pat is such a fucking low life he isn't fit to swim through the grease that falls from the Holy Bifurcation.
The never-father makes Ethan Ralph look like a responsible parent.

If Ade died, Pat would 100% try and get full custody.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Same thing with F1, which personally baffles the fuck out of me as to why it has gotten so popular (I get why, but my brain has a problem with accepting it.)

F1 is OK. I prefer NASCAR personally. The F1 cars are neat though.

 

[Divine right to rule]

If Ade died, Pat would 100% try and get full custody.

I doubt it.
He is a giant manchild, he hasn't got the temperament for big-boy responsibilities.
It is a blessing that he and second, barrener wife never had children, he would have wrecked their psyche with his narcissistic histrionics.

Can you imagine this fat drunk to get up every weekday to drive his kids to school, take them to museums or teach them morals?

Remember, he only mentioned his daughter unprompted to wish her great sex and many abortions.
That doesn't bode well, to say the least.

 

[Judge Holden]

I've shat on Ralph a lot for all kinds of reasons but I'll give him that much, he might be a complete carpet bagging Yankee fuck up, but he at least tries every now and then to actually see his kids, he's a terrible human being and he's made a whole shit load of mistakes but he's a better Father than the Man of Pig could ever be, Ralph actually seemed genuinely upset when he thought his warrant was gonna stop him from being able to see his kid before Christmas, and he surprised me by making it a priority to sort that shit out, and sucessfully completely paid his court ordered bill promptly to put it behind him.

Pat is such a fucking low life he isn't fit to swim through the grease that falls from the Holy Bifurcation.
The never-father makes Ethan Ralph look like a responsible parent.

Ralph strikes me as somebody who fundamentally knows he is a piece of shit, and deep deep down inside probably wishes he was strong enough to be even just a little better, even though this feeling is usually buried under his latest retarded drama or gimmick. Even so, it still results in him occasionally getting it in his head that maybe he should check in with his children or maybe send a halfway sincere DM to a particularly loyal asspatter, even if this does not spark any further growth or improvement after the moment has passed.

Fatrick conversely is convinced he is functionally perfect in every way imaginable, and thus him abandoning his daughter due to sheer laziness and lack of interest in her as a person is perfectly justified solely because it aligns with his desires

If Ade died, Pat would 100% try and get full custody.

No. I would straight up wager money he would continue to ignore her, and likely get very aggressive in rejecting any hypothetical CPS feelers (I don't know shit about the laws regarding this shit in burgerland so odds are this aint procedure but whatever) as to whether he might consider even partial custody.