The NFL Thread

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

HAHAHAHA the Falcons are (probably) cutting Kirk Cousins
Just to avoid his bonus
Why not just give Penix a full season of development instead of...whatever this is?
lolcow franchise. They did my (college) qb dirty, chucking him in for his first start when playoffs are on the line.

Giving Penix a full season to develop would be something a competent franchise would do and that's why they won't do it

 

[Trombonista]

HAHAHAHA the Falcons are (probably) cutting Kirk Cousins
Just to avoid his bonus
Why not just give Penix a full season of development instead of...whatever this is?
lolcow franchise. They did my (college) qb dirty, chucking him in for his first start when playoffs are on the line.

Why did they even give him four years and $180 million in the first place? He tore his Achilles last season. That should have made them more cautious.

 

[Drama Fan]

Poor Kirk. He only had $100 million guaranteed

 

[break these cuffs]

Why did they even give him four years and $180 million in the first place? He tore his Achilles last season. That should have made them more cautious.

I never really paid attention to Atlanta outside 28-3. I guess I just blamed a combination of Dan Quinn ineptitude and Belichick witchcraft. This right here is how you mark yourself as a true lolcow franchise. Kirk-o's agent is on that David Mulugheta level.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I know he sucks but throwing a rookie in for the last week's of a season while still knee deep in a battle for the NFC south seems stupid.

meh. 2 of the last 3 are against the G-spots and Panthers. They must feel he can win those since they are on the wildcard bubble.

This latest fully guaranteed contract is by far Kirk's most damaging one to his team

I don't get why teams keep agreeing to them with him.

You're just saying that because you're a bucs fan. Just kidding we should have never paid cousins now we look dumber then we already do (which is what the falcons do best).

Only 100 million is guaranteed 2 year contract at worst. But it's a worse contract then daks

He's the dsp of qbs

I honestly can't articulate why, but I feel like that is Jay Cutler.

Let me take you back in time, football bros, to a man named.......................Jeff George.

I can't believe Aaron Rodgers did this to the Jets. Such a well run organization until he showed up

Previous signings like Cobb, Lazard, and Davis should debunk this.

 

[AllieKat]

HAHAHAHA the Falcons are (probably) cutting Kirk Cousins
Just to avoid his bonus
Why not just give Penix a full season of development instead of...whatever this is?
lolcow franchise. They did my (college) qb dirty, chucking him in for his first start when playoffs are on the line.

It's what we do om afraid. Worst franchise in the nfl. Should have stopped watching after 28 to 3

Arthur Blank is a stingy spiteful old Jew. Always funny seeing him marauding the sidelines like some kike count Chocula.

Also nice hit on Mahomes by the Texans. I hope they rip that mutt fucks head off.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Ewww, Taylor Swift! Refs are going to hand this game to KC, of course.

 

[AllieKat]

This last drive by the Texans was terrible. CJ stroud you ignorant fuck.

They had three timeouts and only use it when it gets to third down? Wtf?!

They are sending max rush maybe run it with Mixon one time? No just drop back and pass three straight times. Fucking idiots. This game is rigged.

 

[BikeLock]

Why did they even give him four years and $180 million in the first place? He tore his Achilles last season. That should have made them more cautious.

They thought Kirko was a discount Aaron Rodgers.

I mean, they were kinda right, except like everyone else, they WAYYYY overvalued a post-Packers Aaron Rodgers. Whoops.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Poor Tank Dell. Unfortunate routes. He's done for the year.
What the hell was that baby box truck UTV?
Stroud really broken up over this.

 

[Absolutego]

Plz be time for the Texans revenge tour, Stroud looks like his brother just died
Hell, the entire team does.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Also nice hit on Mahomes by the Texans. I hope they rip that mutt fucks head off.

See what you did to Tank Dell?

 

[AllieKat]

See what you did to Tank Dell?

I'm sorry.

Also Demico Ryans is an idiot and a scumbag.

Edit: I just saw Stroud in profile as they cut to a commercial. My God he has huge nigger lips. Even for a black guy they are massive. Dude looks like a racist caricature.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Also Demico Ryans is an idiot

Ryans and Eberflus both don't know how to use timeouts and 3 Delay of Game penalties is unacceptable. I started yelling at the TV when he took a timeout with 3:30 left and I wanted the Texans to lose.

 

[W@rui]

Womp womp

 

[break these cuffs]

Womp womp

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Never had a losing season. That man's headed to Canton! Also, wtf happened to David Baker? He was doing interviews and talking about how much he loves his job, wants to do it till he retires and then leaves like weeks later. Not even a hint that the end may be in sight.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Womp womp

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Wanna trade franchises? Could be worse but one and done for ya for like the 8th straight year

 

[Absolutego]

Why did they even give him four years and $180 million in the first place? He tore his Achilles last season. That should have made them more cautious.

I said it even before the season started, but mark my words, between Cousins and Rodgers, "Turns out Brady is the physical exception" is going to be a whole genre of op-ed this offseason.

 

[break these cuffs]

Kenny Kitten Mittens 3/3in the redzone and TD to AJ with Hurts being evaluated for a concussion. More than I expected.

And he throws a pick at the 25 after a penatly on the punt. That's exactly what I expected.

 

[Señora Airi]

Guessing Jayden Daniels is ROTY after that?