The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[AllieKat]

Didn’t Rodger’s admit to fucking up his mind with ayahuasca to get over being molested and to cure his homosexuality causing the refs to hate him to get over some shit?

Aaron Rodgers is 100% a homosexual and I know it will eventually be confirmed publicly. The beard high profile girlfriends, the flaming live in assistant, and his strained family relationship scream homosexual.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

This game is dedicated to Judge Judy. The worm has turned and we are so Har-back.

 

[Trombonista]

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

This shit is hilarious. This is obviously coming from Joe Douglas, so I have to maintain some level skepticism. Nothing is my fault! It's all the kids'! There is some corroborating evidence for the game ball speech and there's pictures of him in the draft room on the phone. The best evidence is that the Jets have been ineptly run for a long time. Putting your 17 year old nepo b aby in charge is exactly what a retarded owner would do.

Bro if I was an aged out QB and got traded into this shit, I would start playing GM too. Don't care if I make shit decisions or look like a diva, the alternative is a 17 year old trust fund baby playing Madden with my last career year

 

[break these cuffs]

Bro if I was an aged out QB and got traded into this shit, I would start playing GM too. Don't care if I make shit decisions or look like a diva, the alternative is a 17 year old trust fund baby playing Madden with my last career year

I thought things were absurd when Carlie Irsay was spotted on the sideline wearing a headset and gold cleats last season. Yes, heir an apparent needs to learn the team and the job. There are way of doing that and then there are ways of doing that. This is on a whole new level that I guess can only come from Jersey. Cowboys fans have to deal with Jerry Jones as long as voodoo magic and baby fetuses can keep him alive, but I think there is some hope with the kid at least.

Jets fans are staring down the barrel of 70 years of complete and total ineptitude. Woody Johnson isn't going to just wakeup one day and decide how he's operating is all wrong and he needs to change. I'm guessing his kid won't either based on how he's being raised. Guys like them know without a shadow of doubt that the decisions they make are correct because they got them to where they are today. Being born on third doesn't factor into it with these people.

I guess the only hope of the Jets is that Brick, way to let everyone know your kid is a retard off the jump Woody, takes this derailed train and crashes it into a chemical plant. All true Jets fans owe it to themselves to get hired by the organization, climb the ranks for 20 years, and then go full sleeper agent by making it Dan Snyder tier. A cadre a superfans need to infiltrate the building and collapse it from the inside. Self-sacrifice and organizational immolation is the name of the game. Force the Johnson family to sell. It might take 20-40 years, but it appears to be their only hope.

Thank you for continuing to make make laugh Jets. Your organization is once again the most laughable in the NFL and that is no small accomplishment. I wish Carl was still with us. His takes this season would be incredible.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Of course, the downside is that you're then ruled by a corporate board of owners, which I'm not sure is better.

Becoming Great Value AFC West Team seems to have had a positive effect on the Broncos.

Jets fans are staring down the barrel of 70 years of complete and total ineptitude.

The major downside with the way the NFL splits revenue between teams is you don't have to be an effective owner to make money as one.

 

[BikeLock]

I would say you are at a solid 6.4/10 on the panic scale. Do with that as you will.

The Lions Defense is basically a hospital ward r/n, and considering how the Lions just lost Montgomery for the rest of the year...

I'm not feelin' so good, Lions bros.

 

[Absolutego]

The Lions Defense is basically a hospital ward r/n, and considering how the Lions just lost Montgomery for the rest of the year...

I'm not feelin' so good, Lions bros.

I got dinner this week with an old friend who decided to get into football for the first time this season. We were chatting back and forth about it, mostly about his impressions of the game, the TV experience, bitch a bit about commercials and not enough Sky Cam, the usual. I then ask him if he's picked his team yet.
He tells me the Lions, because he got so hype watching their Hard Knocks series
*pregnant pause, I don't say anything*
Him: "yyyyyyyeeeeaahhhh......"

If he's feeling this way as a complete noob to the sport, I imagine greater Detroit could use some Prozac

 

[BikeLock]

I got dinner this week with an old friend who decided to get into football for the first time this season. We were chatting back and forth about it, mostly about his impressions of the game, the TV experience, bitch a bit about commercials and not enough Sky Cam, the usual. I then ask him if he's picked his team yet.
He tells me the Lions, because he got so hype watching their Hard Knocks series
*pregnant pause, I don't say anything*
Him: "yyyyyyyeeeeaahhhh......"

If he's feeling this way as a complete noob to the sport, I imagine greater Detroit could use some Prozac

Honestly with how much failure has befallen the Lions over the years you kinda get numb to it, like a Jets or Browns fan.

At least this year we'll have a legit'ish excuse when we flameout in the playoffs against the Eagles.

 

[Absolutego]

HAHAHAHA the Falcons are (probably) cutting Kirk Cousins
Just to avoid his bonus
Why not just give Penix a full season of development instead of...whatever this is?
lolcow franchise. They did my (college) qb dirty, chucking him in for his first start when playoffs are on the line.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

HAHAHAHA the Falcons are (probably) cutting Kirk Cousins
Just to avoid his bonus
Why not just give Penix a full season of development instead of...whatever this is?
lolcow franchise. They did my (college) qb dirty, chucking him in for his first start when playoffs are on the line.

It's what we do om afraid. Worst franchise in the nfl. Should have stopped watching after 28 to 3

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

HAHAHAHA the Falcons are (probably) cutting Kirk Cousins
Just to avoid his bonus
Why not just give Penix a full season of development instead of...whatever this is?
lolcow franchise. They did my (college) qb dirty, chucking him in for his first start when playoffs are on the line.

Giving Penix a full season to develop would be something a competent franchise would do and that's why they won't do it

 

[Trombonista]

HAHAHAHA the Falcons are (probably) cutting Kirk Cousins
Just to avoid his bonus
Why not just give Penix a full season of development instead of...whatever this is?
lolcow franchise. They did my (college) qb dirty, chucking him in for his first start when playoffs are on the line.

Why did they even give him four years and $180 million in the first place? He tore his Achilles last season. That should have made them more cautious.

 

[Drama Fan]

Poor Kirk. He only had $100 million guaranteed

 

[break these cuffs]

Why did they even give him four years and $180 million in the first place? He tore his Achilles last season. That should have made them more cautious.

I never really paid attention to Atlanta outside 28-3. I guess I just blamed a combination of Dan Quinn ineptitude and Belichick witchcraft. This right here is how you mark yourself as a true lolcow franchise. Kirk-o's agent is on that David Mulugheta level.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I know he sucks but throwing a rookie in for the last week's of a season while still knee deep in a battle for the NFC south seems stupid.

meh. 2 of the last 3 are against the G-spots and Panthers. They must feel he can win those since they are on the wildcard bubble.

This latest fully guaranteed contract is by far Kirk's most damaging one to his team

I don't get why teams keep agreeing to them with him.

You're just saying that because you're a bucs fan. Just kidding we should have never paid cousins now we look dumber then we already do (which is what the falcons do best).

Only 100 million is guaranteed 2 year contract at worst. But it's a worse contract then daks

He's the dsp of qbs

I honestly can't articulate why, but I feel like that is Jay Cutler.

Let me take you back in time, football bros, to a man named.......................Jeff George.

I can't believe Aaron Rodgers did this to the Jets. Such a well run organization until he showed up

Previous signings like Cobb, Lazard, and Davis should debunk this.

 

[AllieKat]

HAHAHAHA the Falcons are (probably) cutting Kirk Cousins
Just to avoid his bonus
Why not just give Penix a full season of development instead of...whatever this is?
lolcow franchise. They did my (college) qb dirty, chucking him in for his first start when playoffs are on the line.

It's what we do om afraid. Worst franchise in the nfl. Should have stopped watching after 28 to 3

Arthur Blank is a stingy spiteful old Jew. Always funny seeing him marauding the sidelines like some kike count Chocula.

Also nice hit on Mahomes by the Texans. I hope they rip that mutt fucks head off.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Ewww, Taylor Swift! Refs are going to hand this game to KC, of course.

 

[AllieKat]

This last drive by the Texans was terrible. CJ stroud you ignorant fuck.

They had three timeouts and only use it when it gets to third down? Wtf?!

They are sending max rush maybe run it with Mixon one time? No just drop back and pass three straight times. Fucking idiots. This game is rigged.

 

[BikeLock]

Why did they even give him four years and $180 million in the first place? He tore his Achilles last season. That should have made them more cautious.

They thought Kirko was a discount Aaron Rodgers.

I mean, they were kinda right, except like everyone else, they WAYYYY overvalued a post-Packers Aaron Rodgers. Whoops.