Government calls it terrorist attack - Car drives into crowd at Christmas market in Magdeburg, Germany - Confirmed 205 victims - 5 dead (4 adults+1 child), 41 severely & very severely injured

[FedPostalService]

is Taqiyya real or is it like how /pol/ likes to quote the Talmud even though 98% of the quotes don't exist and the other 2% is wildly out of context?

Since it creates a form of Epimenides Paradox I don’t think we’ll be able to find out until we first establish if Cretans are able to tell the truth or not.

 

[Internet Wizard]

common sense

Chimping out and calling for millions to be shipped back is the act of the genteel White (because Germans are white now for some reason) race

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Since it creates a form of Epimenides Paradox I don’t think we’ll be able to find out until we first establish if Cretans are able to tell the truth or not.

They said some bird got knocked up by a cow and put her baby in a maze, wouldn't trust em as far as I could throw em tbh

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

There's nothing happening at this time of the day (currently just past midnight local time in Germany), so I'll cease my constant monitoring of information channels for the day

Primarily for the German-speaking readers following the thread, I will leave a translation of a very harsh mocking comment left underneath Nancy Faeser voicing her condolences,

Breaking News: Rarely has a terrorist attack, like the one in Magdeburg, been investigated so quickly and completely. The motives of the culprit have been learned without any doubt (whoever doubts gets a visit tomorrow at 6 AM) and have been 199% confirmed. At the time of the crime, the culprit wore a t-shirt with the slogan: Schwachkopf. He was confirmed to be a fanatical AfD fan, also a fan of Orban, Meloni, Fico, Salvini, Trump, Kim, Assad, Lukashenko, Musk, Sahra Wagenknecht, and Putin, and the Ku-Klux-Klan. They were able to find autographs of all these persons and a typical KKK outfit. The autographed cards of Alice Weidel, Kim, and Andreas Gabalier had personalized messages like "You can do it, toi toi toi". The investigators were somewhat confused when they also saw autographed cards by Karl Lauterbach, Emilia Fester, Mario Voigt, Tessa Ganserer, Katrin Göring-Eckart, Friedrich Merz, Nancy Faeser, and Sawsan Chebli. These additional findings in his home hinted that those are false leads placed by the culprit. His living room wall was sprayed with slogans such as "Habeck is dumb", "Electric cars, no thank you", "Yes please, I eat meat", "I don't care about my carbon emissions", "There are only two genders", "I want peace" - a total of 18 slogans - 18, this number should convince even the biggest doubter, because the Hitler diaries, Mein Kampf, and the book by Martin Sellner were underneath his cushion. He built a little altar in which he presumably prayed to the party program of the AfD. The home has been heated by a chimney that was exclusively burning books in an environmentally harmful way. They found burned copies of Laut, Freiheit, Deutschland laß uns reden, Jetzt, Wer wagt beginnt, Von hier an anders, Streitbar. The experimental proof has been made that the book "Streitbar" by Mrs. Strack-Zimmermann is best able to spread a fire. Additionally, in his basement, a crusader's armor, parts of the amber room, a SS uniform, and the missing field kitchen of the Reichsbürger have been found. Thus, the political motivation of the culprit should definitely be considered proven and the case is solved: If you claim otherwise, you should be prepared to explain it tomorrow at 6 AM

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Chimping out and calling for millions to be shipped back is the act of the genteel White (because Germans are white now for some reason) race

The Germans have proved previously that they are more than capable of rounding up and deporting millions of undesirables using 1940s methods, imagine what they would be capable of today. Unless you're denying such a thing is possible....

 

[Internet Wizard]

The Germans have proved previously that they are more than capable of rounding up and deporting millions of undesirables using 1940s methods, imagine what they would be capable of today. Unless you're denying such a thing is possible....

I dont care if its possible or not it's ostentiably retarded and anyone not on Xitter knows this

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

German Kiwis, what do you reckon are the chances of civil unrest as a result of this? From memory, in Britain it was about 30 hours from the attack to the first protest and riot (attack was around midday, then the first riot was in the town of the attack and started after around 18:00). From the first riot it took a further day or so for unrest to crop up in other towns but from that point it spread like wildfire.

It would be ironic if in both cases it was an (on-paper) non-Muslim attack that broke the camel's back. If it all goes down I would start feeling nervous if I were a western European leader. Terror attacks and anti-native killings have almost become a bit of a known quantity in the west by now, but there's no way to normalise nationwide race riots. Having a mass killing lead to widespread riots once can be written off as a one-off, but if it's 2 for 2 then suddenly it's a precedent, and as a leader you're on the clock for when (not if) the next attack happens and all hell breaks loose.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Primarily for the German-speaking readers following the thread, I will leave a translation of a very harsh mocking comment left underneath Nancy Faeser voicing her condolences,

Breaking News: Rarely has a terrorist attack, like the one in Magdeburg, been investigated so quickly and completely. The motives of the culprit have been learned without any doubt (whoever doubts gets a visit tomorrow at 6 AM) and have been 199% confirmed. At the time of the crime, the culprit wore a t-shirt with the slogan: Schwachkopf. He was confirmed to be a fanatical AfD fan, also a fan of Orban, Meloni, Fico, Salvini, Trump, Kim, Assad, Lukashenko, Musk, Sahra Wagenkneckt, and Putin, and the Ku-Klux-Klan. They were able to find autographs of all these persons and a typical KKK outfit. The autographed cards of Alice Weidel, Kim, and Andreas Gabalier had personalized messages like "You can do it, toi toi toi". The investigators were somewhat confused when they also saw autographed cards by Karl Lauterbach, Emilia Fester, Mario Voigt, Tessa Ganserer, Katrin Göring-Eckart, Friedrich Merz, Nancy Faeser, and Sawsan Chebli. These additional findings in his home hinted that those are false leads placed by the culprit. His living room wall was sprayed with slogans such as "Habeck is dumb", "Electric cars, no thank you", "Yes please, I eat meat", "I don't care about my carbon emissions", "There are only two genders", "I want peace" - a total of 18 slogans - 18, this number should convince even the biggest doubter, because the Hitler diaries, Mein Kampf, and the book by Martin Sellner were underneath his cushion. He built a little altar in which he presumably prayed to the party program of the AfD. The home has been heated by a chimney that was exclusively burning books in an environmentally harmful way. They found burned copies of Laut, Freiheit, Deutschland laß uns reden, Jetzt, Wer wagt beginnt, Von hier an anders, Streitbar. The experimental proof has been made that the book "Streitbar" by Mrs. Strack-Zimmermann is best able to spread a fire. Additionally, in his basement, a crusader's armor, parts of the amber room, a SS uniform, and the missing field kitchen of the Reichsbürger have been found. Thus, the political motivation of the culprit should definitely be considered proven and the case is solved: If you claim otherwise, you should be prepared to explain it tomorrow at 6 AM

Can you archive and link the original? This is funny as hell

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

I dont care if its possible or not it's ostentiably retarded and anyone not on Xitter knows this

Why, exactly, would it be retarded for the Germans to round up and deport every Arab, turk and African?

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

Love the wigger gorillas on X chimping out about how Europe can have NO migration whatsoever because of one naturalized Saudi lmfao
Typical reactionary faggots obsessed with some great migration whenever anything bad happens. Dude it's all migration if everyone had pale skin this wouldn't happen nevermind Breivik or the countless incidents where this happens

OK, I guess it's fine to compete with even more people over ever diminishing resources. You've convinced me now, shlomo, we should let millions of immigrants in now.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Chimping out and calling for millions to be shipped back is the act of the genteel White (because Germans are white now for some reason) race

What?

Sending millions back would surely be in the interest of the German people.

What's not to like?

 

[Jhonny Jhon]

Chimping out and calling for millions to be shipped back is the act of the genteel White (because Germans are white now for some reason) race

You're going on the first boat back, brother.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Since it creates a form of Epimenides Paradox I don’t think we’ll be able to find out until we first establish if Cretans are able to tell the truth or not.

Tawriya may be used far more often tbh. Instead of outright lies you just intentionally mislead with lies of omission or half truths.
"Permissibility of Ambiguity and Definition of Necessity" :

The Arabic word tawriyah (translated here as deliberate ambiguity) means to conceal something. […] Deliberate ambiguity is regarded as a legitimate solution for avoiding difficult situations that a person may find himself in when someone asks him about something, and he does not want to tell the truth on the one hand, and does not want to lie, on the other. […]

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Can you archive and link the original? This is funny as hell

O [A]

 

[AgendaPoster]

I dont care if its possible or not it's ostentiably retarded and anyone not on Xitter knows this

We have a Jewish ethnic cleansing occurring as we type with thousands of victims, most women and children.
In Ukraine, millions have been displaced and many thousands killed.
Retarded?
Sure.
Also fully possible, entirely happening right now, and incredibly ubiquitous in human history.
History is cyclical. "Progress" is not eternal, and things WILL change.
People can be shipped back, or forced to behave submissively, as it is fitting for a GUEST in our homelands.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Okay, one more funny one I'll have to translate and share with you all
No source unfortunately, it's only available to me as an unsourced screenshot

Nah, this is satire at its best!
A mentally ill doctor of psychiatry, who takes drugs, is actually left-wing, but an AfD fan, is considered as very islamophobic, due to his hatred of Islam commits a terror attack on a Christmas market to bring death to as many Christians as possible. On top of that, he has already been sentenced in 2013 to a daily fine of 10€ over 30 days. Back then he was still a very poor doctor. In 2024 he has been sentenced again, this time for 20€ over 20 days. So he is a doctor who makes 600€. You can't make this up
So somehow he's allowed to be everything but a sleeper agent, could that be?

 

[Internet Wizard]

Why, exactly, would it be retarded for the Germans to round up and deport every Arab, turk and African?

Because
1) it won't fix anything
2) it will destroy the German economy which relies on the exploitation of these from the third world as guest or migrant labor
3) she's still gonna pick Tyrone over you lol

a GUEST in our homelands.

Aren't you literally a gypsy

You're going on the first boat back, brother.

Lol ok

I guess it's fine to compete with even more people over ever diminishing resources

Europe is responsible for the suffering of much of these places. Sow the wind reap the whirlwind

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

2) it will destroy the German economy which relies on the exploitation of these from the third world as guest or migrant labor

Are you retarded?
Hardly a single third worlder actually does meaningful labor in Germany. The situation is so bad that people in refugee camps had to be paid a wage just so they clean up shit in their own rooms.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Particularly Reliance of the Traveller: A Classic Manual of Islamic Sacred Law by Ahmad ibn Naqib al-Misri

I have to offer a caution to the edition I linked. The revised edition was translated by Nuh Ha Mim Keller, an American convert misconstrued the meaning of taqiyya in his translations. An Anglican priest, Mark John Durie ( a "counter-jihad" figure who had Gisèle Littman ie. Bet Ye'or write a foreword for his 2010 book The Third Choice: Islam, Dhimmitude and Freedom so he's definitely NOT unbiased with Judaism lol ) was taken to testify in court against The Islamic Council of Victoria, Australia for attesting to this mistranslation. His testimoney is 86 pages of examination and hosted on Archive.org - VICTORIAN CIVIL AND ADMINISTRATIVE TRIBUNAL ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LIST No. A392/2002 - ISLAMIC COUNCIL OF VICTORIA INC Complainant -and- CATCH THE FIRE MINISTRIES INC.

 

[Internet Wizard]

Are you retarded?
Hardly a single third worlder actually does meaningful labor in Germany. The situation is so bad that people in refugee camps had to be paid a wage just so they clean up shit in their own rooms.

Cool story buddy but I dont think Turks will like being told to go back after holding your Weimar rump state together