"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 21 26.6%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction (uohh...)

    Votes: 58 73.4%

  • Total voters
    79
The funniest part is by far that Jade stonewalled the guy. Surprised she didn't grab the shotgun from behind the door tbh. Funny lady.

Don't particularly care about the debt. It's irresponsible it got to that stage but whatever. As the canceraids saga has shown, the dude is only human, and at that stage was cucking himself of income by not monetising his streams much.
 
I really wish the a-logs in this thread were right about Jim faking his illnesses and being close to death.
I'd honestly love to believe he's alright and not on death's door.
His streams haven't been great lately though, most of it is complaining about his health and grifting. It's pretty depressing.
He probably has something but he defo exaggerated things to garner sympathy. Bit like boogie but not quite. He approached it boogie-lite.
 
I'mma tl;dr this.
Odds are he negotiated for less than the stated amount. This is really common and if you have tolerance for months to years of dealing with debt collectors enough to outlast them and wait for their "judgement proof" offer which might be 10% of what's owed, you can really clean up.
Thank you for the explanation, but looking at the original paperwork, it seems that the TOTAL debt was in the 1K-3K range, depending on the case. Do you mean he stonewalled for months to get a four figure debt down to a 3 figure settlement or he stonewalled for months to get a five figure debt to a four figure settlement. If the former, he really earned that nigger tag on his thread.
 
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I'mma tl;dr this.
Odds are he negotiated for less than the stated amount. This is really common and if you have tolerance for months to years of dealing with debt collectors enough to outlast them and wait for their "judgement proof" offer which might be 10% of what's owed, you can really clean up.
This didn't happen - there was no negotiation and all of the judgments were paid in full including the principal, accumulated interest during the time of nonpayment, AND court costs.
 
I was on board with questioning jim on pay-pigging a 300 pound goon whale. This shit is just a bit a-loggy though. Are we that desperate for dirt on him we have to dig up credit card debt from 10 years ago? Big nothing burger.
Jim's debt is a relevant topic to mention. There's never been an issue in other threads, such as Nick Rekieta and DSP, when users talked about money they owed. Amounts as low as $300 were never met with "shut the fuck up about this nothingburger." Jim owed a few thousand across a couple of credit cards. Interesting. Now people move on.
 
It’s gay to embellish with “Jim sent his wife to the door” — pure speculation, with Jim having gone to the door himself at other times according to other paperwork.

That said, he definitely deserves the electric chair or whatever we’re supposed to say.
 
How long has it been public knowledge that Jim is terminally ill? We'll never know, nor do we need to know, how long he has known about his illness. Norm McDonald maintained his medical privacy for 9 years and only disclosed it in his last days. The reason I ask is I am curious if the hat sales preceded or followed the revelation of the illness. I am honestly guessing that learning he was terminal is what got him to clean up his act and exercise some level of financial acumen. As much as I am going to clown on him for his poor financial acumen in the mid/late 2010s, I'll also give him credit for cleaning up his act subsequent to that. I'll also laugh at "the gay beta sweetie squad that suck his cock." I think we're looking at a reverse Breaking Bad where impending mortality led to better and more stable decisions. Jade is a former cam whore, so I expect stupid financial decisions from her, but learning Jim shared that trait is surprising. Then again, they probably wouldn't have chemistry if they didn't have similar financial habits.
 
It’s gay to embellish with “Jim sent his wife to the door” — pure speculation, with Jim having gone to the door himself at other times according to other paperwork.

That said, he definitely deserves the electric chair or whatever we’re supposed to say.
The hot take is that he became a troon and the sweepy squad money went to the sex change surgery and HRT and dillators so he answered the door himself as Jane Doe because he is now a beautiful brave transexual. Explains the loli donos for sure.
 
It’s gay to embellish with “Jim sent his wife to the door” — pure speculation, with Jim having gone to the door himself at other times according to other paperwork.
It wasn't embellished, it was literally cited by the server on his fifth case. Jade did go to the door and refuse to identify herself, this is true. Additionally, she claimed roommate status which is weaksauce and deserves mockery. The best possible case is to suggest that it is indeed possible that Jim was not at the apartment at that time, he may have been running an errand or hanging out with an IRL friend or similar, this is possible, but the stonewalling deserves mockery.

At the end of the day, the principle of the matter is that Jim is not above being mocked.
 
Until you consider the fact that he tried to dodge the debt and dodge the collectors. That's pretty fucking embarrassing.
You see it would be if it was a normal lolcow . But anyone who’s life isn’t a comedy of errors like Chris, Ralph, and Fuentes, isn’t interesting just because they have a common problem like credit card debt or financial issues. It’s like trying to make fun of Jim for having cancer as some sort of own it’s not gonna stick for the majority of people because they don’t hate or laugh at them and can actually sympathize with them.
 
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You see it would be if it was a normal lolcow . Bur anyone who’s life isn’t a comedy of errors like Chris, Ralph, and Fuentes, isn’t interesting just because they have a common problem like credit card debt or financial issues. It’s like trying to make fun of Jim for having cancer as some sort of own it’s not gonna stick for the majority of people because they don’t hate or laugh at them and can actually sympathize with them.
>You guys should laugh at x y and z board certified approved dumbasses
>But you shouldn't laugh at this special and brave tranny in debt for loli and aids medication
Nah he is a faggot in debt. Cope and sneed.
 
YES. HE PAID THE FUCKING DEBT! ITS GONE! THIS IS LITERALLY EVERY PERSON IN AMERICA AT SOME POINT!
I´m confused. wasn´t it gigabased to be in debt forever just a few minutes ago? Also, it was clearly stated on Balldo´s first post they were cleared but I dont think LITERALLY EVERY PERSON IN AMERICA OH MY GERD defaulted on their debts...
 
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