Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

She doesn't make it easy: she wears dumpy auntie clothes, talks in the female range, and has a feminine haircut. I doubt a crack head is going to read all the buttons on her hat like it's some alt text on one of her Blue Sky selfies to find out her pronouns.

It's the same as online. Stephanie keeps using dollmaker avatars that she designs to be very feminine, with a little facial hair if you're not on mobile and you enlarge the avatar. This is the Internet: if you want strangers to assume you're a dude, choose profile pic and handle accordingly. She's doing it on purpose.

In person, she's also actively self-sabotaging. Her dumpy and pendulous form and her lower-class frumpy clothes are the path of least resistance, but she keeps spending money on more pastel tees.

Her bangs/fringe are a high-upkeep hair choice: unless her dad is trimming those every two weeks when he cleans her apartment, she's making appointments and paying someone regularly to keep her bangs from growing out. (You or I could trim them in the mirror, but we've seen her patches.) It's a bad haircut, but it's not the ponytail of total NEET apathy; she's choosing this on purpose, over and over again.

Same with the makeup: easier and cheaper not to wear it at all, but she's putting time and effort into "performing femininity."

However, if Stephanie stopped these behaviors, she'd still read as female. I wonder if she's wearing bangs and grandma tees and clumpy eyeliner specifically so she can say "obviously they don't understand my genderqueer bxxyism," and not have to confront the reality of "I don't pass because I am an overconfident sack of potatoes."

"Ugh; I didn't want to pass anyway; that term is soo enbyphobic." *eats Cool-Whip from container*

 

[Spangled Drongo]

It's the same as online. Stephanie keeps using dollmaker avatars that she designs to be very feminine, with a little facial hair if you're not on mobile and you enlarge the avatar. This is the Internet: if you want strangers to assume you're a dude, choose profile pic and handle accordingly. She's doing it on purpose.

In person, she's also actively self-sabotaging. Her dumpy and pendulous form and her lower-class frumpy clothes are the path of least resistance, but she keeps spending money on more pastel tees.

Her bangs/fringe are a high-upkeep hair choice: unless her dad is trimming those every two weeks when he cleans her apartment, she's making appointments and paying someone regularly to keep her bangs from growing out. (You or I could trim them in the mirror, but we've seen her patches.) It's a bad haircut, but it's not the ponytail of total NEET apathy; she's choosing this on purpose, over and over again.

Same with the makeup: easier and cheaper not to wear it at all, but she's putting time and effort into "performing femininity."

However, if Stephanie stopped these behaviors, she'd still read as female. I wonder if she's wearing bangs and grandma tees and clumpy eyeliner specifically so she can say "obviously they don't understand my genderqueer bxxyism," and not have to confront the reality of "I don't pass because I am an overconfident sack of potatoes."

"Ugh; I didn't want to pass anyway; that term is soo enbyphobic." *eats Cool-Whip from container*

I really want to know if she's ever received "passing" tips from other gender people and how she's reacted, or would react if it hasn't happened, since it really seems to depend on the specific subsection of gendies whether unwarranted advice on how to better look like whatever they're pretending to be is OK or not. "Non binary" definitely has a Look (bright hair, septum piercings, horribly mismatched clothes in fluorescent colours, basically anything that reads as quirky and different) but at the same time the thembies all have this buzz phrase of "we don't owe you androgyny" which seems to be what Staph is going by. Though she's also on testosterone and has said that her ideal self is a big hairy Viking man, so she's really a combination of lazy and too stupid and self absorbed to realise nobody is going to recognise her as having a made up gender.

That’s so funny.
Misgendered by the crackheads you keep giving money to. Can’t even bribe people into calling you a man.

The “why does no one remember my gender?” Is giving current day Pixyteri. I think they’d be good (terrible) friends.

Even Pixy cut her hair. But is good ol' Sarah also on the pooner juice?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

A brand new header and pfp:

I suppose its got a Staph smirk.


Gross. No one asked.


'Poor' but has Spotify premium.


'Apps on my phone' lol.


Store plastic bags away from your cat, you hobo.


I don't know why it annoys me so much that she doesn't sleep in her bed. It's like she wants to wake up in pain and complain about not being able to sleep properly, so she has something to moan about. Also, the crack head is back!


I think it would be a gathering of 1.


LOL. Well, she definitely has more mugs than actual friends. What kind of sad adult only owns three mugs? Oh, right, the type of person who no one comes round to see for a cup of tea.


How's it going with growing those shrooms, Staph?


She can't even stand up to her crackhead neighbour.


Change the date in your calendars! The live stream is now on the 28th December.

On her alt:

I only have it as a safety precaution because I've been pedo-jacketed by terfs and alt-right trolls. I don't want to give them ammunition.

Yet again, admitting that she only has 'MDNI' in her bio to stop people from thinking she is a pedo. Admitting this makes you seem sus and is ammo in itself. 'Pedo-jacketed' what a fucking term lol. It's not just alt-right trolls and terfs that clock you as a pedo. Everyone that she encountered on Tumblr before she left knew she was one.

Are you ready to see the Loki art commission?

Spoiler: Hardly nsfw

There is so much anatomical ignorance in this, with the obvious crime being the Ken crotch. She commissioned an artist and didn't even ask for a dick. The guilty artist.


More commissions to be bought!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

There is so much anatomical ignorance in this, with the obvious crime being the Ken crotch. She commissioned an artist and didn't even ask for a dick. The guilty artist.

Looks like some weird foot fetish bleeding through there.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

That art commission is no better than the tattoo, though it was to be expected, she gets excited over shit that turns out to be incredibly lame and poorly executed. Shades of her Yugioh phase there too, with the anime-like style.

A glimpse of the artist's profile and there are no pronouns or labels in the bio to be seen, plus accusations of stealing, claiming to be able to draw in any style the commissioner wants (most artists will have a signature style) and broken English everywhere, wouldn't put it past Staph to fall for yet another scam... though she did deliver so who knows what the hell is going on. I'm going to guess traced/lazily copied from something else. There are probably dozens of artists on Bluesky who migrated over from Tumblr then Twitter, so idk what gives.

 

[Vandy2]

I suppose its got a Staph smirk

I don't know why "penchant for gardening" irritates me as much as it does. Gardening isn't some thing you have a penchant for. You have a penchant for picking at your cat's feet and a penchant for making every conversation about you no matter the topic. A penchant is some thing you have a tendency to do with out thinking. Gyro barely gardens to begin with.

Looks like some weird foot fetish bleeding through there.

If there was the feet would be drawn half assed decently.

 

[AfghanBlue]

More commissions to be bought!

Is the lore of Loki that he has two right hands or something? Kek.
She might as well get one from them as its better than the shite that she did buy. Jesus christ.
I'm kind of in awe of the fact someone did (maybe cos it's shit and if you were gonna steal one you'd steal a better) drawing though.
Gutting Staph isn't in it.

the ponytail of total NEET apathy;

Lol. Yeah she's mentioned going to a hairdresser-with the hilarious troll slapback statement "if my hair isn't thick, then why does my hairdresser say it is!?"
Idk, probably because it's thicker than the other 80 year old ladies who are the usual patrons of your specific salon.
But yeah by the length of the bangs you're right that it'll be regular. At least once a month. She'll without doubt go to the women's, so that will take a chunk of the neetbux. Probably only time it gets washed.

Come on staph. You can recognise your dumb haircut enough to try to replicate it in your piccrews. So what's the problem with getting the (lack of) neck and shoulder representation accurate?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Surprise, surprise - after her confession that she also has the hots for Luigi, she is back on the hybristophile train.

I would say, 'if everyone on social media jumped off a cliff, would you do too?' to her, about being a Luigi simp, but apparently she wants to fuck a cliff.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

1. Cats and Wonder Woman, she really is Lou's ideal partner
2. I've heard of those like, brownie in a mug/cake in a mug desserts so whatever, but she eats dinner out of a mug? She eats dinner out of a LIDDED mug? I can't even think of anything you'd eat out of a mug that wouldn't be more convenient in a bowl or pre-packaged like cup noodles, does she not own dishes?
3. Going out of order sue me, but not very respectful of identifies of her to want to purchase a good Christian church just to turn into into a heathen gathering. If she saw someone saying they wanted to buy a mosque so they could make it a Lutheran meeting hall or whatever you know she'd lose her shit at them.

 

[glass_houses]

I've heard of those like, brownie in a mug/cake in a mug desserts so whatever, but she eats dinner out of a mug? She eats dinner out of a LIDDED mug? I can't even think of anything you'd eat out of a mug that wouldn't be more convenient in a bowl or pre-packaged like cup noodles, does she not own dishes?

You've not seen these?



Granted they're more marketed towards people who have to eat lunch at their work desk, but they're okay when you're crook and can't cook or eat a lot.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

New to me, although makes slightly more sense than what I was trying to imagine was her making condensed soup in a microwaved mug instead of on the stove. The more I know.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Oh wow, this is just terrible. Bad lolcow commissions are my guilty pleasure and I haven't been keeping up on Lou Gagliardi in a bit, so let's take a look here...

- so the artist is definitely a tracer, and using other people's art to represent themselves on Twitter bluesky in hopes of getting commissions (in hopes that, as seen here, she can just sort of fumble out something if someone bites). If you look through what they're posting, it's WILDLY inconsistent in terms of style, subject material, etc etc.

- worse for them, they're not a particularly GOOD tracer, as we see here. In this case, they've tried to Frankenstein three images together (upper body, legs, snake), and it's... not really working, because as it turns out getting different angles for two halves of the body results in poor Lolki missing about six inches of his torso and being inexplicably stitched together at a 45 degree angle. That poor innocent torso, poorly attached to badly reference yaoi hentai legs. Science has gone too far.

The feet are also a big giveaway, because they're just sort of an outline plus a guess at interior details. Feet are hard, but if you are doing inner-thigh tendons only suggested with shading you at least know you have to make an effort on the difficult body parts or it just looks silly as hell. Tracers often run into this problem, especially if they're trying to make linework from a photo; they don't know what features are important enough to delineate and what to leave inplied.

- the snake is a whole journey in and of itself. It looks like they just wonkily added a whole ass photo (and I say photo rather than someone else's drawing because the tail is wonked in a way a competent artist would have adjusted to be more visually pleasing) of a snake in there and then tried to outline it and ran one clumsy white brushstrokes up the center of the body, but you can clearly see scale details at the edges. Now mind you, scale details are a great thing to do (any enterprising Kiwis who want a great no-fancy-brushes-needed trick for scales, hmu, I can show you a killer texture wrap method), but they're not something you do when the rest of the picture shows you can't even manage a non-chickenscratch line.

Also, and this is a personal pet peeve, but it's the wrong kind of snake. The proportions of the head in this one show that it's a fairly small snake; it just doesn't scale well, and makes it hard to believably implied.

Overall rating: 3/10, they tried I guess but not very hard. If Stapphy spent more than $15 on this she got ripped off end-result wise, even if she doesn't care about the whole tracing part.
Lol, lmao, git gud.

(As a side note, and I know I've said this before, but dear God idk who decides that a good way to look for commissioned artwork is just opening the twitter/bluesky floodgates; what a disaster)

 

[AfghanBlue]

I think she just means she means she piles any dinner and any/every foodstuff into the mug, because it's easy and you can lie in your stink pit without spilling your dinner everywhere - rather that sitting nicely at a table like a cishet bourgeois momndad fuck.
Why bother - green M&M, red M&M, they all turn out the same colour in the end.
Tip it onto your mouth, you don't even need to mither with bothersome cutlery.
Elbows on the table, dad? What table, what knife, what fork, what plate? Fuck you dad!

A three mug life. What a world. I can see her eventually coming to this via a situation that involved throwing away all her crockery rather than wash the stacks of mouldy plates stored up, and reckoning that's genius.

 

[Aunt Carol]

New to me, although makes slightly more sense than what I was trying to imagine was her making condensed soup in a microwaved mug instead of on the stove. The more I know.

The American definition of "mug" is pretty broad these days. If someone says they're eating soup or cereal from a mug, they're probably not saying they're a light eater.

eta: 994mL

 

[pink cigarettes]

Is the lore of Loki that he has two right hands or something? Kek

Cross your hands over your chest and turn one hand outward. Your thumbs will be on the same sides as drawn in this stupid picture

Having said that, nobody with a $13 apartment and no job should be "commissioning" "artwork" even if it is cheap DA style slop. Foolish.

Come on staph. You can recognise your dumb haircut enough to try to replicate it in your piccrews. So what's the problem with getting the (lack of) neck and shoulder representation accurate?

She doesn't just look bad, she looks seriously sickly. I guess convincing yourself you're too "disabled" to take a walk, plus taking cross-sex hormones will do that to you though.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staphs 3 mug existence has been the hot topic of the day amongst me and my friends. It's deeply unsettling to imagine living life on the edge like that.

What if the tea mug breaks and she really wants a cup of tea? Would she resort to using one of the others? What if one mug gets dirty? Does she actually wash it before reusing it, or does she wait until her dad comes round to do it? What if a parent comes round and asks for a cup of tea, but she wants one too? I imagine she doesn't make them one, claiming that it will sully her designated meal and dessert mugs.

I'm super curious about what the mugs look like. I hope we get to see each one at some point. Maybe she will show off a great mug of tea/soup/pudding, so we are treated to a view of the collection. I know she has the Wonder Woman one but I'm imagining the others are nana looking.

I'm someone who has accidentally amassed a large amount of mugs in my life, so a 3 mug life has disturbed me (in a fun way, I'm not some mug autist).

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm someone who has accidentally amassed a large amount of mugs in my life, so a 3 mug life has disturbed me (in a fun way, I'm not some mug autist).

Nonconsensual mug acquisition is universal, I think. Even if you work alone, or outdoors, or with 100% men or teenagers, you're still going to get "uhhhhh IDK" gifts from sister-in-laws or PTA friends or you're going to get a mug full of hard candy and a balloon when you're ill. I've never bought a standard coffee mug on purpose. I have selected the mug option from a list of donator gifts, but in my defense they didn't have tote bags.

So for me it's not the small amount of mugs that baffles me, because that's an enviable state. It's that she has figured out a mug-only lifestyle. And it's not her "dyspraxia" meaning she has to have a bowl with a handle on it; people with real dexterity issues would eat at a table or desk or other flat surface so they could rest the bowl on it. And people with GERD who are trying not to get Barrett's esophagus would eat sitting straight up, but they probably don't have the favor of Loki the oath-breaker to count on.

 

[a hapless toad]

Nonconsensual mug acquisition is universal, I think. Even if you work alone, or outdoors, or with 100% men or teenagers, you're still going to get "uhhhhh IDK" gifts from sister-in-laws or PTA friends or you're going to get a mug full of hard candy and a balloon when you're ill. I've never bought a standard coffee mug on purpose.

I've donated most of the mugs I've gotten nonconsensually because they don't meet my mug standards (although if I'm gifted a mug by a coworker I'll use it at work for a while before it goes to Goodwill).

But I've bought more than a few mugs myself, most of them creator or band merch. Sometimes you really don't need another t-shirt, you know?

 

[Quack_Quack]

I've donated most of the mugs I've gotten nonconsensually because they don't meet my mug standards (although if I'm gifted a mug by a coworker I'll use it at work for a while before it goes to Goodwill).

But I've bought more than a few mugs myself, most of them creator or band merch. Sometimes you really don't need another t-shirt, you know?

Yeah, I have to do a culling of the mugs every so often cos I get ones I like... like the one with the matching teapot that sits on top or the hedgehog one.... or the one with the insult shouting animal...

 

[Chromeo]

Yeah, I have to do a culling of the mugs every so often cos I get ones I like... like the one with the matching teapot that sits on top or the hedgehog one.... or the one with the insult shouting animal...

My sister collected mugs, so we have a lot of mugs, even though nobody in our house ever uses mugs.