"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh no, I can’t believe he’s converted to Islam! That’s so outrageous, I might have a heart attack. I would be so angry if it were true. I hope he doesn’t film himself at the mosque to prove he’s for real!

Please please please let us see him go to a mosque during Friday prayer and see him try to follow along.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Haha I remember he briefly identified as Shinto despite not observing Shinto Ritual Purity, not knowing any deities that weren’t associated with anime, having never visited a Shrine, and identifying with Maoism which would certainly want to murder the Imperial Family (who are sacred).

He dropped it after a week or so, went back to saying he was Jewish and shortly after declared he was an Agnostic Atheist.

Similarly I doubt he understands anything about Islam nor could he be bothered to actually observe its basic tenets. I don’t see him being able to pray 3-5 times a day, read the Quran, Sunnah, or Hadiths, ritual purity (lol), or observe dietary laws. There’s a good chance he doesn’t even fully (maybe even partially) understand the different Madhabs and factions within Islam. This is for him to look tough and show solidarity with his little Antifa buddies but act like this takes it up to 11 and he is a true believer.

Then the next cause will come up. He will ditch this. Might reference it periodically about how he fought for Palestine but no real understanding of the conflict or ideology.

When he ditches Islam, he will be an apostate and will be put to death by the true believers. Jihad against a potato.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Previously I had wanted Santa to deliver a video of Lucas Werner getting absolutely starched by a methhead or something, but NOW I want to see Phil the Imam deliver breathless dissertations on Islam into the camera while wearing some combination of his gay tactilarp gear and traditional Muslim attire

Please please please Santa please

 

[Maude Snew]

He's in good company.

 

[Troonos]

Hopefully he blows himself up at a synagogue or something.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Looks like Phil may be testing out a new identity.
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The canteen looks brand new and the quran hasn't been cracked open.

https://bsky.app/profile/aspenblocninja161.bsky.social/post/3ldr6fttslk2w

I'd say that Muslims would throw ADF off of the top of a building, but I think even they would realize that it would cause an earthquake.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

ADF in the near future.

Unfortunately this was the only version i could find online

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'd say that Muslims would throw ADF off of the top of a building, but I think even they would realize that it would cause an earthquake.

It would require a lot of effort to throw his fat cheese inflated ass.

 

[Vect]

Looks like Phil may be testing out a new identity.

I'm assuming this is because Andy Ngo committed the war crime of saying terrorists are bad?

 

[Surfherder]

Hopefully he blows himself up at a synagogue or something.

I hope he gets thrown off a building by his new brethren.

 

[Null]

Does he intend to wear a Hijab?

 

[Randall Fragg]

So far he's been gay, Democratic, jewish, Maoist, trans, anti-colonialist, bondage-walrus, Tattoo-freak, balless, cyclist, lesbian, radfem, anarchist, Hispanic, ANTIFA, anti-Zionist, Satanist, and now he's a Muslim.
I wonder if he'll run out of leftist identities to glom onto and horseshoe over to the far-right. I can't wait to see Phil as an elderly, blighted potato wheezing that he's converted from National Socialism to Tradpilled Catholicism.

 

[Bassomatic]

Hopefully he blows himself up at a synagogue or something.

I know he probably has pretty awful poops but he doesn't martyr himself by shitting his pants.

 

[Twrx]

So far he's been gay, Democratic, jewish, Maoist, trans, anti-colonialist, bondage-walrus, Tattoo-freak, balless, cyclist, lesbian, radfem, anarchist, Hispanic, ANTIFA, anti-Zionist, Satanist, and now he's a Muslim.
I wonder if he'll run out of leftist identities to glom onto and horseshoe over to the far-right. I can't wait to see Phil as an elderly, blighted potato wheezing that he's converted from National Socialism to Tradpilled Catholicism.

He was also pretty right wing when he was younger

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Looks like Phil may be testing out a new identity.
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The canteen looks brand new and the quran hasn't been cracked open.

https://bsky.app/profile/aspenblocninja161.bsky.social/post/3ldr6fttslk2w

This fucker will join a US designated Terrorist group to own the conservatives/zionists/Jews/Christians.



$5 says he gets arrested for attempting to attack the local Synagogue and gets slammed with terror charges.

 

[Bassomatic]

This fucker will join a US designated Terrorist group to own the conservatives/zionists/Jews/Christians.



$5 says he gets arrested for attempting to attack the local Synagogue and gets slammed with terror charges.

He doesn't care if he gets a no fly list as long he gets his tug boat.

 

[Ghostse]

Similarly I doubt he understands anything about Islam nor could he be bothered to actually observe its basic tenets. I don’t see him being able to pray 3-5 times a day

Not just pray but he has to bathe before praying. Imagine this nigga bathing more than once a week.

He's in good company.

You may not like it, but this what peak submiting to God's will for your life looks like.

 

[Strangolapreti]

The canteen looks brand new and the quran hasn't been cracked open.

How long before he realizes islam is a retarded cult about suppressing freedom in the name of "love" whose name literally translates into submission, invented by a pedophile that forbids alcohol?

 

[Monolith]

Does he intend to wear a Hijab?

He already does, more or less.

 

[clipartfan92]

Imagine this nigga bathing more than once a week.

That's being generous. Once a month, at best.