Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.6%

  • Total voters
    387
Don't ask how I know but that one's most definitely their delightful visit to the Hewing Hotel in the North Loop:
I poked around wrt The Hewing Hotel because nothing is ever simple with Nick Rekieta (except addiction).

This is the camp for homeless youth that Bob and Celeste support.
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Look at the contributors:
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Also, this came up with a basic word search (Hewing Hotel + Rekieta) but the link is broken so I have no idea what it's about.
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Notable that he knows what people want to hear, but doesn’t even have the psychopaths iq and cunning to also make it look believable.
The midwit psycho is truly the most interesting. Smart enough to know not to just try and take whatever he wants by force, not smart enough for long-term confidence games or patient enough to keep up relationships not based on abusing a power dynamic.
 
Nick had a girl talk shower call bench talk with K at the courthouse:

So Rekieta, after calling K a hobgoblin, sent a photo to Melton so that he could make fun of her during his stream.
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And now, he goes out of his way to talk to her because they "started off on the wrong foot," only to reiterate the same PR talking points he has been saying for a long time:
  • My kids have never been neglected or abused in any way.
  • He is not (and never was) an addict—it was just a "fun thing to do"—he never had a problem quitting.
  • Nick keeps talking about how his older kid is incredible, mature, and grounded, and how they have been leaning on him for emotional support.
    (I agree with K about this; this is a HUGE red flag. She correlates this to Instrumental Parentification.)
She mentions many times how the tone Nick was using was very clinical and deliberate.

And that when she responded to him, he looked away in a more dismissive tone.

It's very clear to me he is just trying to gaslight her, and that he very much cares about his public image.
 
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Malice is quite literally the intent to harm, and being that I am Harm, I would know.

This is like saying crayons and a box of crayons are different things. In a low I.Q. stupid person sense, it's "technically" correct, but when one is always packaged inside the other you look unbelievably stupid for drawing this distinction.

My kids have never been neglected or abused in any way.
Ah yes, the homeschooled iPad kids who hit each other in their secluded Minnesota mansion miles away from their peers. They're actually super-children who will be studied for how better they are than the average child. It turns out, socially isolating children in a crack den is the best way to raise them.
 
And now, he goes out of his way to talk to her because they "started off on the wrong foot," only to reiterate the same PR talking points he has been saying for a long time:
I feel K's pain. Been there. Done that. Too lazy to make the T-shirt.

Look, you just need to agree with me and suck my cock.
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It's all so tiring.

I swear, Nick's the only person I know who commits Freudian slips with his typos.
Glug, glug, glug.
 
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Wil Herren dropped part 2 of the interview:


EDIT: Brief summary:
• Rekieta and Kayla were seen passionately kissing each other during the court affairs. (Sorry, @Fapcop) (@0:19)
• The DA said to Nick after the hearing, "nothing on record." (@3:32)
• Apparently, K and a second person, a fan of Kino Casino, got footage of the cryptid Rekieta when he was walking out of the building. (Footage of the cryptid appearance @6:14)
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It's very clear to me he is just trying to gaslight her, and that he very much cares about his public image.
And yet he's too much of a brainless faggot to realize that every single thing he does to try to burnish his public image just makes him look even worse.
And now, he goes out of his way to talk to her because they "started off on the wrong foot," only to reiterate the same PR talking points he has been saying for a long time:
We definitely started off on the wrong foot with Nick. We took him seriously. This is how we should have done it.
 
Nick can only bully women and men he perceived to be less than him. Weak ass man.
Gamma male Nick's opinions on women entirely depend on their opinions on him.

This has been evident through his behavior. A women is nice to Nick; Nick is very complimentary. A woman has disdain for him? It's scorn and bullying time. Gotta put those whores in their place!!

His gammaness also explains why he abandoned LawTube once he realized he was not the head honcho and kingmaker he delusionally thought he was.
 

So Rekieta, after calling K a hobgoblin, sent a photo to Melton so that he could make fun of her during his stream.
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And now, he goes out of his way to talk to her because they "started off on the wrong foot," only to reiterate the same PR talking points he has been saying for a long time:
  • My kids have never been neglected or abused in any way.
  • He is not (and never was) an addict—it was just a "fun thing to do"—he never had a problem quitting.
  • Nick keeps talking about how his older kid is incredible, mature, and grounded, and how they have been leaning on him for emotional support.
    (I agree with K about this; this is a HUGE red flag. She correlates this to Instrumental Parentification.)
She mentions many times how the tone Nick was using was very clinical and deliberate.

And that when she responded to him, he looked away in a more dismissive tone.

It's very clear to me he is just trying to gaslight her, and that he very much cares about his public image.
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Of course he does. Why was his contract terminated from Rumble. It was exactly for being known as a drunk and swinger and drug addict and his language about sex on stream.

Nick wants it both ways he wants to be open about his degenerate lifestyle without criticisms or push back everyone must engage in lord balldo’s lifestyle. He sees it as a flex. He went on NLO talking about all the sex he gets from his side piece. It take a particular type of idiot to do this while calming to be trad and monogamous, the same thing he is trying to claim with his children not knowing about drugs. While his oldest is 16 as if they are all 4 year old.
 
Of course he does. Why was his contract terminated from Rumble. It was exactly for being known as a drunk and swinger and drug addict and his language about sex on stream
All evidence we have points to Nick having a 1 year contract. If we believe what Aaron says, rumble let it lapse and left him on read. To be fair, Nick didn't seem very proactive about maintaining what has been claimed to be an $800k deal, between rumble and locals.
 
All evidence we have points to Nick having a 1 year contract. If we believe what Aaron says, rumble let it lapse and left him on read. To be fair, Nick didn't seem very proactive about maintaining what has been claimed to be an $800k deal, between rumble and locals.
I think it's a hoot that this famous smugkieta is about us correctly realizing he didn't have shit from Rumble.

Where's your Rumble deal, faggot?
 
All evidence we have points to Nick having a 1 year contract. If we believe what Aaron says, rumble let it lapse and left him on read. To be fair, Nick didn't seem very proactive about maintaining what has been claimed to be an $800k deal, between rumble and locals.
I really wanna know what was going through Nick's head when he thought "$800k a year? Don't need that!"

Was he thinking his superchats were gonna be enough, or did he just stop thinking about everything that wasn't drugs or sex?
 
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