Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Monopolywheel]

Gambling streamers generally aren't gambling addicts, they are just collecting a paycheck from places like stake to advertise their site.
One of the unique and interesting things about Bossmanjack compared to other Gambling streamers is that he is unironically a massive idiot.
Real gambling addicts know what they are doing is unreasonable and embarrassing so they try to keep it a secret from others if possible and wouldn't stream themselves losing it all. Austin not only thinks he can win but that he DESERVES TO WIN. He thinks because he's got a deal with a site like Stake that they will rig the odds in his favour so that he will win big and the fact that they haven't means they are PERSONALLY out to get him. Which has resulted in many many glorious meltdowns.

Another thing I like about Austin is just his complete and utter lack of shame. Austin is not embarrassed that he is a gambling addict who has thrown eye watering amounts of money away. He is not embarrassed about having a crack addiction. He is not embarrassed that he is unemployed and lives with his parents despite almost being 30. He is not embarrassed that his only comeback against someone in an argument is to say he's fucking their mom. The fact the he has zero shame about any of these things makes Austin far more interesting to watch then any other gambling streamer.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Another thing I like about Austin is just his complete and utter lack of shame

You forgot to mention he has no shame about begging and threatening to kill himself if he doesn't get the donations he wants.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

I fully admit. I didn't really think BMJ was all that unique and special. Until yesterday.

I noticed on my YouTube feed that one of the BMJ clip channels have started clipping other degenerate gamblers.

Yeah it's night and day. I never realized how much personality BMJ really has until staring complete non-tent in the face.

Yeah really. BMJ may not have the worst gamba addiction in the world, if some of the stories posted here are to be believed, but he is unquestionably the GOAT in terms of streaming it.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I fully admit. I didn't really think BMJ was all that unique and special. Until yesterday.

I noticed on my YouTube feed that one of the BMJ clip channels have started clipping other degenerate gamblers.

Yeah it's night and day. I never realized how much personality BMJ really has until staring complete non-tent in the face.

I see people clipping degen The Goobr who apparently is in Canada and once blew through a $15,000 Scotiabank line of credit (Sure) and it just didn't make me believe it.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

I really miss our boy... Always had this guy on another tab while doing work.

The good o'l days.

I fully admit. I didn't really think BMJ was all that unique and special. Until yesterday.

I noticed on my YouTube feed that one of the BMJ clip channels have started clipping other degenerate gamblers.

Yeah it's night and day. I never realized how much personality BMJ really has until staring complete non-tent in the face.

He wasn't lying when he said he was the rawest mfer on kick, those were real tears bro!

Fascinating introspection on gambling addiction.

 

[AnOminous]

That’s quite an imagination you have

Nope, it's entirely true. At least the part about a grand jury not needing a unanimous verdict (they are not in the business of verdict anyway). A grand jury in Virginia can have between 7-11 jurors and only 4 are needed to present a true bill.

Source, the tard guide presented to anyone empaneled on a grand jury:

https://www.vacourts.gov/static/courts/circuit/handbook_grand_jurors.pdf

 

[Star Classic]

Exactly, Bossman besides his big talk is really an Incel.
A normal healthy guy in his late 20s should have a girl friend or wife and be having sex like a rabbit.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

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Incels outnumber sex havers these days. Esp If you're around 20. Not that that excuses the crack or gambling. Maybe If bossman had a gf and.was having sex he wouldn't be gambling and.or smoking crack.

 

[MadStan]

Nope, it's entirely true. At least the part about a grand jury not needing a unanimous verdict (they are not in the business of verdict anyway). A grand jury in Virginia can have between 7-11 jurors and only 4 are needed to present a true bill.

Source, the tard guide presented to anyone empaneled on a grand jury:

https://www.vacourts.gov/static/courts/circuit/handbook_grand_jurors.pdf

“ But not all is lost, if a handful of rats in Virginia lifted their fingers and someone competent enough to compromise the selection process would simply help, then we could get one closer to justice being served!”

Our BMJ will serve some time and be out early to mid 2025 I’m sure.

 

[smug comporon]

Why won't any of you rats lift a finger to help bossman and break him out? You know he's good to pay you back in 2 weeks, it's like nobody even cares.

 

[AnOminous]

Our BMJ will serve some time and be out early to mid 2025 I’m sure.

Well, for entertainment purposes I hope so.

From actually not wanting to see this nigga die, I hope he does a long term rehab.

 

[Kees H]

Why won't any of you rats lift a finger to help bossman and break him out? You know he's good to pay you back in 2 weeks, it's like nobody even cares.

Why are you asking other people to do it? Do it yourself you fucking ratatouille rat. Lift a fucking finger yourself. And what do you mean with "any of you" bro, it feel like you were trying to avoid the word "we", and that's fucking weird. Get in the bin bish, 5 pack.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Austin is one of very few cows that I have ever hoped gets their shit together. He won’t, and I guess that keeps me hanging on.

It's double tragic too because he has had opportunities that most people can only ever dream of having. This thread has been such a wild ride of his insanely good luck (gaining notoriety by just streaming himself being himself, getting free money in online casino deals and being given extra chances by the courts) battling and somehow losing out to his insanely bad luck (with gambling in general) and addictive personality.

 

[East_Clintwood]

“ But not all is lost, if a handful of rats in Virginia lifted their fingers and someone competent enough to compromise the selection process would simply help, then we could get one closer to justice being served!”

Just think of the movie it could make. Runaway Jury was popular and that was a story about some stockbrokers getting shot. Now imagine how much better it would have been if instead of some people who frankly deserved it, the victim was a poor innocent gamba fan.

 

[cans.wav]

Bros
What do you think Austin is going to get for Christmas dinner
It's so unfair that he can't have a home cooked meal and slap ratdad and his brother around some more

 

[AnOminous]

Why are you asking other people to do it? Do it yourself you fucking ratatouille rat. Lift a fucking finger yourself. And what do you mean with "any of you" bro, it feel like you were trying to avoid the word "we", and that's fucking weird. Get in the bin bish, 5 pack.

That dude is trying to make us feel a certain kind of way.

 

[break these cuffs]

Bros
What do you think Austin is going to get for Christmas dinner
It's so unfair that he can't have a home cooked meal and slap ratdad and his brother around some more

It's gonne be grim and I guarentee not nearly enough beef, cheese, or Buford. From before Thanksgiving:

This is a very common Holiday meal. I'll walk you through starting at the bottom left and spiral in.
The brown mush are sweat potatoes/yams depending on where you are from. Above that is a slice of processed turkey, similar to what you would get in a tv dinner. Under neath are instant stuffing, and maybe mashed potatoes with gravy if the jail is particularly generous. At the top is the condiment tray with salt and pepper. We have the vegetable of the day being corn in the top right (sometimes this can be carrots,or mixed vegetables). Under the corn is our bread rolls. These are pretty generic white bread in this tray but sometimes its just a hamburger bun or slices of sandwich bread. In the second condiment tray a pat of butter, and in the center is a slice of pie atop some cranberry sauce..



Grim isnt it? Dont do crime kids.

(Different jail, similar type thanksgiving tray, albeit I think put together with more care. No vegetable instead cranberry sauce and mixed fruit. and maybe cream under the pie)

 

[SandyCat]

Why won't any of you rats lift a finger to help bossman and break him out? You know he's good to pay you back in 2 weeks, it's like nobody even cares.

We would need a crew to get our boy out

Any volunteers for the following positions?
- Smart hacker guy with dark past
- Get away driver who is never on time
- Funny token black man
- Short and stretchy Asian man that can squeeze through small spaces. Can somehow perfectly understand English but can't speak it
- That one guy who had one fucking job who somehow messes it up throwing everything into disarray
- Attractive woman to not make it seem gay
- The unwilling fall guy that will inevitably betray everyone
- Double agent who we don't really know who's side he's really on
- The milf

 

[Stray Carpet Nug]

Bros
What do you think Austin is going to get for Christmas dinner
It's so unfair that he can't have a home cooked meal and slap ratdad and his brother around some more

I've never been to prison but I've served in the military in the US and it's like the prison pictures I've seen. Hope you enjoy shitty grits and powdered eggs for breakfast prepared with no love and passion.

 

[Max Caulfield]

- Get away driver who is never on time
- That one guy who had one fucking job who somehow messes it up throwing everything into disarray
- Attractive woman to not make it seem gay
- Double agent who we don't really know who's side he's really on
- The milf

Formally applying for these positions. Let me know how I need to modify my pfp.