Urine Therapy / Orin Therapy Megathread - or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Inject Urine Into My Bloodstream

[crowabunga]

There are too many children in these videos for natural selection to weed out piss fetishes from the population. If anything, these too stupid to not drink piss types are probably also too stupid to use contraception.

When I see people like these, or 400+ lb. monsters who somehow have young children, or rural trailer trash meth-clans popping out FAS-babies like mad, I'm almost disappointed at how durable the human body is (until you hit ~40 and any bad decisions really start catching up with you): these specimens are all too capable of propagating not only their genes but their lifestyles, and even disregarding questions of heritability and the swamp of drama that involves, the lifestyle alone is bad enough to see passed on to future generations, especially when those lifestyles can negativity impact children on a physical level and not "just" mentally.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Watch enough piss drinking videos, and sooner or later you may find yourself going: “Maybe there’s something to it!”

...don't fall down the piss-hole, @Fapcop !

Just like that dude who posted on the troon thread that he was going to "try out" Bambi Sleep, and stopped reporting back, remember when you gaze into the piss the piss gazes also into you.

 

[Big Nasty]

when you gaze into the piss the piss gazes also into you.

Absolutely pissening

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Can't talk right now. I'm drinking piss.

 

[Big Nasty]

("Goldfinger" theme begins playing)

"PISS....DRINKEEERR..."

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

("Goldfinger" theme begins playing)

"PISS....DRINKEEERR..."

What a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my bladder
But you're so supreme
I give my life
Not for honor, but for you (piss drinker)
In my time, there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you (piss drinker)
I'm still in a dream, piss drinker
Someday you go through the urine
Someday you feed on a pee frog
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new light

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

Not only can you drink, inject, or huff piss for “health benefits”, but in traditional Chinese medicine you can also boil eggs, crack the shells, and boil the eggs again in piss. Eating them “provides” you with health and good luck in the coming year! This may be more difficult for home practitioners if you don’t live in Dongyang, Zhejiang because you can only use young boy (preferably less than 10yo) piss because…

Make sure to be ready for virgin boy egg season this Spring, and put your order in to get them for the Pure Brightness Festival!

Piss egg preparation video with commentary in case you don’t speak Chinese and want to learn more and watch someone eat piss eggs for some ungodly reason