Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.6%

  • Total voters
    387
He is not even worth 100k now felony on his record defamation too. Its just going to be a hell of a fight to repair that mess I doubt its even possible
Nick is a useless faggot and he doesn't have shit. He mocked us for pointing out that no way was Rumble going to renew his contract where he sold them a law stream and gave them a coom stream.

I just posted his cope about that.

Guess who was right? Nick got jack shit. Nick didn't get dick. Nick got NOTHING.

As usual, the Farms were right. Go ahead, eat a single Dorito smugly, you dumb faggot. You lost.
 
Where does $800k come from? That's like Nick's lifetime super chat earnings after subtracting YouTube's cut. I don't think Rumble was that insane with their money.
Possibly dipshit himself.

For example:
So, he has a stream in which he said his best year was $750,000 (2022) IIRC and he said Rumble matched and raised. I can't recall but I think it's a 3-4 year deal, let's assume at $1M/yr.
Now, obviously, it's Nick... so we can just assume he's full of shit... but Cynthia was pretty good about watching the streams and summarizing what he says, so I would not be surprised if he did claim a figure in that range at some point.

My guess though is he overstated the figure they actually offered him, and we KNOW the contract was only one year.

The only thing that hasn't come true yet that was ugly denied while eating a single Dorito is the divorce, right?
I can't recall if that was a smug single Dorito denial or not. The one people always cite is where he straight up LIED about his contract being renewed so he could say "sorry Kiwifags."

He is not even worth 100k now felony on his record defamation too. Its just going to be a hell of a fight to repair that mess I doubt its even possible
His trajectory is Ralph.

TBH, I think the drug charge would have been survivable, if that's all it was. Gary Buechler did a stint in prison for drugs, and he does very good for himself running FNT/G+G.

In the entertainment industry, you can come back from drug and alcohol addiction.

What's absolutely destroyed Nick is the 8 year old testing positive for cocaine, and the fact that he's a completely amoral piece of shit that shows absolutely no remorse for his actions whatsoever and, unlike Gary, will probably never change.
 
Nick keeps talking about how his older kid is incredible, mature, and grounded, and how they have been leaning on him for emotional support.
(I agree with K about this; this is a HUGE red flag. She correlates this to Instrumental Parentification.)
As a kid I had to look after my Dad due to ill health. That this cunt is leaning on his kid because he can't control himself makes me sick, it's revolting.

I hope the lad grows up and has nothing to do with him. In a just world Nick would lose all his inheritance and it goes direct to the children.
 
What's absolutely destroyed Nick is the 8 year old testing positive for cocaine, and the fact that he's a completely amoral piece of shit that shows absolutely no remorse for his actions whatsoever and, unlike Gary, will probably never change.
That's what proved him to be absolute garbage. He's never presented any excuse or reason for it, although we actually all know that little girl tested positive for cocaine because this piece of shit exposed her to it, either on purpose or, almost as bad, accidentally. "It's just one of those things that happens when you're a dad."

He either did it on purpose or it was in fact the incident where he knew a little girl had OD'd on HIS cocaine, and chose not to take her to the hospital. You know "one of those things that happens when you're a dad," no it doesn't, that only happens when you're an absolute piece of shit.
I hope the lad grows up and has nothing to do with him. In a just world Nick would lose all his inheritance and it goes direct to the children.
His parents do actually know estate lawyers.

It's called a "generation-skipping trust." It was invented specifically for worthless shit monkeys like Nick.
 
Anyway, he'll be back soon. The schedules are adjusting again:
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Rekieta's "soonposting" is so funny to me. Since his "coming back, coming hard, and coming often" Local's post on Oct. 20, we've seen a total of 0 new YouTube/Rumble streams (the last one was on Aug. 29).

Here is a collection of some "soonposting" on Twitter (he has been "soonposting" on Locals since before this timeline, by the way):
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Rekieta's "soonposting" is so funny to me. Since his "coming back, coming hard, and coming often" Local's post on Oct. 20, we've seen a total of 0 new YouTube/Rumble streams (the last one was on Aug. 29).
He's a gay coward. He can't do anything. He's a complete pussy. He's an utter failure.

Come on, do something, you homo!

Imagine being owned this hard. Imagine being Nick. Imagine just having to suck dicks in silence because the Farms completely owns you.

Come on, send some more paypig chats to the child molester Patrick Melton!

Or just continue to seethe impotently in silence. Either way it's funny.
 
My guess is that it was 40% about his declining numbers and lackadaisical streaming schedule, 60% about Rumble's desire to get rid of larger contracts, and approximately 0% about content, because decision makers are unlikely to actually sit through one of Nick's shows and there wasn't a big scandal to grab their attention before the cokestream.

Anyway, he'll be back soon. The schedules are adjusting again:
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He´s been too busy to do anything for what, 10 months now? I don´t know how this man does it but I would recommend some stimulants to keep up pace or else he might not be able to do all those promised May streams.
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, the brilliant legal mind of Nicholas Robert Rekieta.

Don't say "don't bring drugs into the house." Don't be one of those responsible lawyers that advises people to not break the law.

Instead, tell people to get rid of the firearms first. That way they only get charged with a potential felony drug charge, but not a misdemeanor in addition to the drug charge.

Remember, there is a possibility this guy asked the state to do anti-drug PSAs to get less onerous probation terms. I can't imagine why the state wouldn't agree.

(No, and IDGAF if he's joking. His situation is beyond a retarded thing to joke about now).
 
Rekieta's "soonposting" is so funny to me. Since his "coming back, coming hard, and coming often" Local's post on Oct. 20, we've seen a total of 0 new YouTube/Rumble streams (the last one was on Aug. 29).

Here is a collection of some "soonposting" on Twitter (he has been "soonposting" on Locals since before this timeline, by the way):
His soonposting is pretty much the only thing keeping me around besides his legal troubles. It's so fucking funny watching him embarrass himself again and again for little conceivable gain; at any point he could just quit being a streamer or go on an indefinite hiatus, but there's this little glimmer of his former personality keeps making its way to the surface, only for him to punch himself into oblivion to destroy it.

The best part is the excuses. How convenient that someone died on the one day in months that Nick was definitely going to stream. Oh well there's always the January February March cooking and cope stream to look forward to. I hear this time he's making turducken!
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, the brilliant legal mind of Nicholas Robert Rekieta.

Don't say "don't bring drugs into the house." Don't be one of those responsible lawyers that advises people to not break the law.

Instead, tell people to get rid of the firearms first. That way they only get charged with a potential felony drug charge, but not a misdemeanor in addition to the drug charge.

Remember, there is a possibility this guy asked the state to do anti-drug PSAs to get less onerous probation terms. I can't imagine why the state wouldn't agree.

(No, and IDGAF if he's joking. His situation is beyond a retarded thing to joke about now).
Nick's not an addict, but in that situation he's going to prioritize the drugs

He's also constantly reminiscing about and talking positively about drugs. That's not addict behavior.
 
Don't say "don't bring drugs into the house." Don't be one of those responsible lawyers that advises people to not break the law.
He doesn't want to admit he's an addict and can't handle doing drugs, so he's still trying to act like doing drugs is cool because he can stop any time he wants because he has that kind of control (even though he torpedoed his career, marriage and scarred his kids for life because he couldn't stop). So he's giving "cool guy" advice.

It's actually really pathetic and there will be a relapse arc.
 
My guess is that it was 40% about his declining numbers and lackadaisical streaming schedule, 60% about Rumble's desire to get rid of larger contracts, and approximately 0% about content, because decision makers are unlikely to actually sit through one of Nick's shows and there wasn't a big scandal to grab their attention before the cokestream.

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He didn't say Christmas of which year Kiwi Child.
Stop maliciously interpreting what Nick says in the worst way!
He never lied even once, you just misunderstood!
 
Nick's not an addict, but in that situation he's going to prioritize the drugs
Imagine being Nick. Imagine being so retarded that you're literally a walking PSA about "this is what an addict looks like" and insisting you aren't one.

What a fucking idiot.
Stop maliciously interpreting what Nick says in the worst way!
He never lied even once, you just misunderstood!
It's always hilarious when the man who only doesn't have a lie coming out of his mouth is when a cock is going in insists he never lies. Sure thing, cockface.
 

I don't remember this being discussed in the thread. If it was, sorry about that. But Potentially Sean was apparently talking to some source (maybe the same one Aaron was talking to), and they gave him more details about Rekieta's proposal:
  • Nick offered to help the court get monetized and help them run a YouTube channel, streaming, and Zoom.
  • He was going to use his YouTube channel to promote sobriety.
  • Rekieta would donate part of his superchat money to his local D.A.R.E. program.
Also, he told Sean that:
  • Nick smelled like the back of a McDonald's, with an overpowering stench of tacky cologne, breath smelling heavily like winter-mint.
K told us that there was a second person during Nick's hearing. Is this person the "source"? If it was, there is no way he should've known those details, as K herself also did not know anything about this.

Funny and weird, if true.
 
Not to powerlevel too hard but I have seen this 'kids turned parent' in real life and it can get ugly, and never improves. Whichever kid ends up becoming the default 'parent' (the eldest in Rekieta's case) has far more responsibility than a kid should have, and tons of developmental issues can develop from this. First, the kid no longer respects the parents at all, and ends up resenting them often. The kid also becomes a moral authority for the entire house, as the parents offload more and more MORAL responsibility onto the kid. He has to not just be an elder brother to the other siblings, but also somehow monitor and judge the parents as well, and the parents now EXPECT the kid to be their conscience. The kid has to become far more mature than warrants, and this can lead to issues socializing with peers because they are much more mature than kids their age. They usually miss educational goals, end up not going to college to stay near the home and work, and to help the younger siblings due to the parents not caring. This can cause compounding issues with the other kids as well, as they see that the oldest sibling is the one really in charge at home and they no longer care for the rules the parents set. This can lead to very bad problems down the road when the oldest finally leaves the house and the younger ones don't have anyone left to be responsible.
This doesn't even touch on how it makes the parents WORSE in most cases. They have now offloaded responsibility to someone else, and now have no incentive to fix their lives or become better, as their is a external locus of morality for them. This can lead to further spiraling worse than another adult tard wrangling them, as they are going to rebel easier against their own kid telling them what to do instead of an outside stable adult.
People have said all this in the thread before but this is one of the worst outcomes possible for the kids. I wouldn't be surprised if the oldest tries to do things right for a few years and then just one day leaves and never speaks to Kayla or Nick ever again.
 
Nick offered to help the court system get monetized and help them run their YouTube channel, streaming, and Zoom.
Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me?
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Actually... yeah... you know what?

I'd kinda believe that too. Mr. Social Media Expert. It fits with everything we know.

See where we're at now? Even the stupidest shit imaginable seems at least halfway plausible.
 
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