Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
By the way I found the clip this guy was talking about:

The stripper pole story is there, but no mention of the sub being 18 that I could find on the stream (I could be mistaken). Link here at the 3:56:30 mark
Absolutely fantastic work digging up all of these Drexel clips. If you haven't found him explicitly mentioning T's age by now then I probably filled in the gaps myself over time. It might be out there, and I did try listening through some older streams I have recorded to find anything, but grinding through Nick and Drexel's inane coomerbabble at this point is just too nauseating. I assume it's just not out there, and I apologize for sending you and the others who have searched for it on a wild goose chase.

That said I feel vindicated enough to maintain that Drexel is a disgusting faggot, and catching up on him tripping on his feet while his hugbox peacocks and clowns themselves has been very funny.

I feel like there are enough pieces on the board now that there's only one of two explanations for Drexel's tale: Either there's a missing piece that cements his putrid relationship with the girl as real, or it's all bullshit and just representative of a lifestyle Drexel wishes he had and an image of how he wants the world to see him. The former paints him a disgusting cretin and the latter makes him an insane retard. Given those possibilities and his reaction alongside Nick's decline I'm willing to call him a hood certified lolcow and kick him back to the curb until his next scheduled bootyblasted Discord tangent.
 
Re: the BMW thing. I am 90% sure he was talking about motorcycles (as he is an avid rider). Dunno if that changes the thought process, but thought I'd mention it.
He has BMV touring bikes but also bought a sedan (5 series?) after the spat with Natalielawyerchick
 
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I explained the banning. Feel free to click my comment history. Nick has NO rules against pics - for which they were - from women who are all over social media. In fact, he claims that his only rules are no female nipples or genitalia on Locals. Plenty of evidence for that.
To be fair, I believe Nick's only two rules for his YouTube chat are no spamming and no posting dox. I do not have a Locals account, but I assume these rules are there too (someone else may be able to correct me). If you really only posted pictures, does that count as dox? Maybe he sees that as questionable; I don't really remember his standards. Can it really be if they're posting pictures of themselves (if these people did indeed do that)?

I don't know for sure what you posted or what you intended to post later, but my understanding is that his manual bannings are almost non-existent. Does this warrant one? Or has he maybe had enough of the needling and picked this as the excus

Well, first, Nick is on record saying that even phone numbers and addresses are not doxing. Remember phone books? Unless there's a clear threat it's all dumb. I'm not a lawyer, so whatever. Second, I'd never post addresses or phone numbers. Ever. In this case, CariMachet is VERY public bc of OccupyWallStreet and just weird anarchist shit. Xino is also VERY public under a different handle (MANY). You tell me, Kiwi. Edit: Clarity
Also, I explained my banning and posted the pics. I assume u can just click my user name to find it.
 
Absolutely fantastic work digging up all of these Drexel clips. If you haven't found him explicitly mentioning T's age by now then I probably filled in the gaps myself over time. It might be out there, and I did try listening through some older streams I have recorded to find anything, but grinding through Nick and Drexel's inane coomerbabble at this point is just too nauseating. I assume it's just not out there, and I apologize for sending you and the others who have searched for it on a wild goose chase.

That said I feel vindicated enough to maintain that Drexel is a disgusting faggot, and catching up on him tripping on his feet while his hugbox peacocks and clowns themselves has been very funny.

I feel like there are enough pieces on the board now that there's only one of two explanations for Drexel's tale: Either there's a missing piece that cements his putrid relationship with the girl as real, or it's all bullshit and just representative of a lifestyle Drexel wishes he had and an image of how he wants the world to see him. The former paints him a disgusting cretin and the latter makes him an insane retard. Given those possibilities and his reaction alongside Nick's decline I'm willing to call him a hood certified lolcow and kick him back to the curb until his next scheduled bootyblasted Discord tangent.
I'm curious how producer Tim will eventually take this. He seems to look up to Drexel as some redpill lady magnet messiah considering he cohosted Drex's channel trying to leech off the height of Nick's hype. I only watched a few of the migtown episodes and for the most part Tim agrees with everything Drex says like the obedient Canadian he is and doesn't contest to anything. The recent discord screencaps from him also don't hint at any suspicion.
 
Yeah its seems like a ridiculous price for something thats all ready on your phone, seriously some of those thing cost more than a house.
That said I do have a nice pocket watch, but its a family heirloom and it doesn't leave the house except weddings and funerals.
As an old fuck, I still like those cheap Casio digital watches. I own a few myself, including an F91W (which has a rather infamous reputation).

But expensive shit like Rolexes? Yeah, that shit is gay. Never understood the appeal, and it's not just because they are way out of my price range.

https://www.youtube.com/@RobertGouveiaEsq is based, and covers a lot of current topics without the degenerate 5-hour long diatribes.
Yeah, there's been a couple decent alternatives suggested in this thread. I like John H. Bryan and Steve Letto myself. I'll watch them if they are discussing an interesting subject. Different form factor that Rekieta's old long-form content, but still educational. There's times a sub 30 minute video is better.
 
Also, I explained my banning and posted the pics. I assume u can just click my user name to find it.
Explain to me, who are these people in his locals? Are they actually fans of the show at all or is the locals just something they joined like a private back pages hookup site? What is the average length of involvement of these people with the rekieta fan community if they were fans? Were they doing this pre locals or is this a new phenomenon?

What is your understanding of the thoughts from the general audience who liked the law part of rekieta law?
 
As an old fuck, I still like those cheap Casio digital watches. I own a few myself, including an F91W (which has a rather infamous reputation).

But expensive shit like Rolexes? Yeah, that shit is gay. Never understood the appeal, and it's not just because they are way out of my price range.
The F91W is very nice if you do blue collar work.

Don't have to worry about getting your phone dirty, lost, broken, etc. I've lost a few of them and I'm out $10 vs having to get a new screen or replacing a "smart" watch. The band suck ass but I'd rather get a plastic band stuck and break immediately vs a metal one breaking a wrist or peeling off the skin.

Expensive watches are for showing off and niggers. Same as BMWs and Mercedes.

I'll trust a man driving a 30 year old Toyota Corolla over someone driving a brand new Mercedes any day of the week.
 
I'm curious how producer Tim will eventually take this. He seems to look up to Drexel as some redpill lady magnet messiah considering he cohosted Drex's channel trying to leech off the height of Nick's hype. I only watched a few of the migtown episodes and for the most part Tim agrees with everything Drex says like the obedient Canadian he is and doesn't contest to anything. The recent discord screencaps from him also don't hint at any suspicion.
As I understand things, Migtown is either on hiatus, or over with.

If Tim were to say something, it would probably be dumb and Drexel-like along the lines of "Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum bix nood."

It seems clear to be by now that most people involved in this mess, as content creators, are gonna lash themselves to the mainmast and try to ride out the storm. It's unfortunate, but quite a few of them know they need Rekieta and Drex more than they need them.
 
That's more like it, you gotta remember Nicks a guy in his 40's with 5 kids to look after, what would be a great income for a 20 something streamer with no responsibilities, wife, kids, insurance since he's self employed, or mortgage doesn't look as good when you add (or subtract rather) the above financial obligations.
Hell the thought of having to possibly put 5 kids through College could drive anyone to drink.
He's only recently been doing that well, makes me wonder how the fuck he paid or was planning to pay for all that before his streaming took off.
Certainly would be a struggle for "a small law firm in Minnesota," I know his family had money, I guess that trust fund must have been more than I figured.
I guess I'd still rather not get cirrhosis of the liver, but at least he's getting paid well for sitting on his ass drinking.
Great work if you can find it. If my eyes were going to subjected to Sally78's nudes on a regular basis I'd at least want fairly compensating.
Doesn't he make a little money from Locals?

Anybody know how much?
 
Doesn't he make a little money from Locals?

Anybody know how much?
Last count I remember seeing (probably mid-January) was around 5900 members. If they're all in at the minimum tier to participate ($5 a month or $50 if you subscribe for a year) then that's $29.5k a month. That said, there's also a $10 tier and maybe more I don't know about, but it's a good ballpark.
 
Last count I remember seeing (probably mid-January) was around 5900 members. If they're all in at the minimum tier to participate ($5 a month or $50 if you subscribe for a year) then that's $29.5k a month. That said, there's also a $10 tier and maybe more I don't know about, but it's a good ballpark.
People have too much money and too many idle hours.
And by people I mean sad old fucks and welfare queens. Put them against the wall (uniornically)
 
The F91W is very nice if you do blue collar work.

Don't have to worry about getting your phone dirty, lost, broken, etc. I've lost a few of them and I'm out $10 vs having to get a new screen or replacing a "smart" watch. The band suck ass but I'd rather get a plastic band stuck and break immediately vs a metal one breaking a wrist or peeling off the skin.

Expensive watches are for showing off and niggers. Same as BMWs and Mercedes.

I'll trust a man driving a 30 year old Toyota Corolla over someone driving a brand new Mercedes any day of the week.
This is what ‘peak performance’ looks like.
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Back of the envelope:

Nick's income...

So, he has a stream in which he said his best year was $750,000 (2022) IIRC and he said Rumble matched and raised. I can't recall but I think it's a 3-4 year deal, let's assume at $1M/yr.

I believe he said sponsorships, rumblerants, superchats, and Localscoinwhatevers were cut out of the deal and he pockets that, so add that in. Easily $3K/mo = $36,000/yr.

Meanwhile, Locals is part of the deal only in this way: a certain number of streams/week in the contract. But I think he just pockets the money minus Local's cut... So, to your question...

Last I heard he was up to 7200 subs (someone here must know).
7200 subs x $5/mo = $36,000 x 12 for annual = $432,000 - 20% for Locals is $86,400 = $345,600/year

So... $1M/yr from contract + $36,000 (sponsorships and chat gifting) + $345,000 from Locals monthly subs =

TOTAL ANNUAL INCOME: $1,381,000 (give or take 20%)
 
Back of the envelope:

Nick's income...

So, he has a stream in which he said his best year was $750,000 (2022) IIRC and he said Rumble matched and raised. I can't recall but I think it's a 3-4 year deal, let's assume at $1M/yr.

I believe he said sponsorships, rumblerants, superchats, and Localscoinwhatevers were cut out of the deal and he pockets that, so add that in. Easily $3K/mo = $36,000/yr.

Meanwhile, Locals is part of the deal only in this way: a certain number of streams/week in the contract. But I think he just pockets the money minus Local's cut... So, to your question...

Last I heard he was up to 7200 subs (someone here must know).
7200 subs x $5/mo = $36,000 x 12 for annual = $432,000 - 20% for Locals is $86,400 = $345,600/year

So... $1M/yr from contract + $36,000 (sponsorships and chat gifting) + $345,000 from Locals monthly subs =

TOTAL ANNUAL INCOME: $1,381,000 (give or take 20%)
Thanks. Nice job

All that pearl-clutching for nothing.......🤣🤣🤣

People have too much money and too many idle hours.
And by people I mean sad old fucks and welfare queens. Put them against the wall (uniornically)

How much does Ralph make?
 
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