Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Bucephalus]

So she's not unemployed because she's lazy, she's unemployed because she wants to imitate a fictional character. That just feels even more sad.

In her defense, that tweet was just part of a larger thread about what the V3 characters would do if they gave up their Ultimates. I don't think she is basing her entire personality off of a meme from two days ago.

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[Schizoid Wife]

Zoey should honestly get on with the sleepmaxxing trend.

Edit: Zoey shares some useful medical advice
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Also, bisacodyl is a laxative, so it looks like Zoey's bulimia is as bad as ever

More things that nobody needed to hear about, part... I can't keep track of how many times she's done this.

In her defense, that tweet was just part of a larger thread about what the V3 characters would do if they gave up their Ultimates. I don't think she is basing her entire personality off of a meme from two days ago.
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I wasn't being serious, but it does kind of sound like an excuse she would make up for not having a job.

 

[Bucephalus]

 

[WelperHelper99]

So she's not unemployed because she's lazy, she's unemployed because she wants to imitate a fictional character. That just feels even more sad.

If she's going to imitate Anime charecters as her role model, pick one that gets shit done. Like Krillin. Does all the work, actually gets the girl, though he's still bald lol.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

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I can't even grasp how eating watermelon is supposed to be difficult.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

So she's not unemployed because she's lazy, she's unemployed because she wants to imitate a fictional character

If it makes you feel any better. Danburst, the pedo brony she tried and suceeded to convince shes Null, wants to be a NEET because 4chan MLP pedophiles convinced him that living off of parents and government aid is based.

Example of the 4chan MLP phenotype: @DiamondTiara (yes, this kind of person Danburst talks to)

Could be worse I guess idk.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Example of the 4chan MLP phenotype: @DiamondTiara

Isn't he an old man from France? That demographic basically gets paid not to work

 

[Kerry]

she should stream herself eating a watermelon. i really want to know what is so difficult about eating one.

you could make an argument for cutting one, but eating?

 

[Jotch]

I can't even grasp how eating watermelon is supposed to be difficult.

It's really hard to eat the green part

 

[Schizoid Wife]

New stories, Zoey thought something outside was burning


So Zoey is just stupid and doesn't realize she can just cut the watermelon. Ironic, considering her legs are pretty familiar with that,

 

[Smokeski]

Lmao zoey is constipated.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Lmao zoey is constipated.

That would be really funny but I don't think it's that. People with certain eating disorders use laxatives as a means of purging.

 

[Smokeski]

That would be really funny but I don't think it's that. People with certain eating disorders use laxatives as a means of purging.

Then thats pretty sad.

 

[DickMain]

That would be really funny but I don't think it's that. People with certain eating disorders use laxatives as a means of purging.

I really wish she'd stop doing that.

 

[Bucephalus]

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE
SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME

 

[A.P. Hill]

Zoey went back to her xKiwifarmjoshx account to intimidate some random person and make fun of Nik's sodomy roleplay.

We're so close to getting an "enjoy prison, stalker"

 

[Trombonista]

If she's going to imitate Anime charecters as her role model, pick one that gets shit done. Like Krillin. Does all the work, actually gets the girl, though he's still bald lol.

He shaves his head.

 

[Axiom.]

I think she should do the same.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

use a fork retard

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I think she should do the same.

#BaldForBieber