💤 Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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I can only assume the copious amounts of toilet paper were to soak up his sweat due to wearing layers including a turtleneck. Fucking disgusting.
 
I can only assume the copious amounts of toilet paper were to soak up his sweat due to wearing layers including a turtleneck. Fucking disgusting.

I think he was actually trying to disguise any curves or anything about his body that signified gender, plus that weird puffed out lips face expression and his freakish voice.

I think he is actually trying to turn into a klurf irl.
 
I think he was actually trying to disguise any curves or anything about his body that signified gender, plus that weird puffed out lips face expression and his freakish voice.

I think he is actually trying to turn into a klurf irl.
I didn't even think of that, and it is Dave after all. I can't even be surprised at the lengths he'll go to.
 
Daisy Kay
*Zinny grins smugly as she piddles into the toilet, every drop going into the bowl perfectly. Her little pussy lips part as the jet of piss comes gushing out. She sways her head back and forth, whipping her ponytail. "This is how big girls go potty. Maybe some day you'll learn how too!" she says nice and loud. Daisy blushes, feeling like he has to pee just from watching the girl going.*
Could be wrong, but is this picture an illustration of this moment? Maybe the file called something like 'zinny secret time' (ugh)?
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We already know he's a pedophile and you can't tell ages with klurfs but according to the logs, this character is supposed to be about 7 or 8 years old.
 
We already know he's a pedophile and you can't tell ages with klurfs but according to the logs, this character is supposed to be about 7 or 8 years old.
Gonna get some real stimulating fucking blog posts about me letting you host this.
 
Could be wrong, but is this picture an illustration of this moment? Maybe the file called something like 'zinny secret time' (ugh)?
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We already know he's a pedophile and you can't tell ages with klurfs but according to the logs, this character is supposed to be about 7 or 8 years old.
If she's 7-8 years old why does she have tits

Also, I too look that jovial when I'm taking a whiz and I hold onto the fucking seat like I'm on a roller coaster
 
Could be wrong, but is this picture an illustration of this moment? Maybe the file called something like 'zinny secret time' (ugh)?
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We already know he's a pedophile and you can't tell ages with klurfs but according to the logs, this character is supposed to be about 7 or 8 years old.



I can't get over how he draws vaginas, they're like front butts.
 
So Shmorky wanted people to believe he's biologically female, then? Like he was pretending he had a feminine body so he could then subsequently pretend to dislike having a feminine body?

@Mandarys_Milan did he ever explain why the wig needed to be made of yarn? Seriously why yarn??? Is he trying to replicate the blobby, blunt-ended cartoonishness of Klurf hair? Oh god that's the reason isn't it.
 
Shmorky attempting to look and sound like a Klurf is pretty fucking insane. Other creators of original concepts and characters don't do that, you don't see Miyamoto attempting to surgically enlarge his nose and talking in a weird Italian falsetto to attempt to be Mario but maybe that's because he's not a crazy person
 
So Shmorky wanted people to believe he's biologically female, then? Like he was pretending he had a feminine body so he could then subsequently pretend to dislike having a feminine body?

@Mandarys_Milan did he ever explain why the wig needed to be made of yarn? Seriously why yarn??? Is he trying to replicate the blobby, blunt-ended cartoonishness of Klurf hair? Oh god that's the reason isn't it.
And for a sub-question about that stupid wig. When exactly did he start wearing it? And more importantly, did anyone tell him how stupid it looked in real life?
 
Dawksing is such a... passe faux passe... we here at SA Forums prefer a world without people saying "tranny" or "jap".
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I can't believe that not only did I waste my time making this, but that nobody else made this joke before.
 
I see a lot of people trying to rationalize and apply logic to Shmorkys behaviors. You have to take a step back and understand he is mentally ill and does insane things. He was wearing ski masks to exercise his face. These are not the thoughts and actions of someone who has it together folks.

What I am getting at is that is unwell as his brain is, trying to puzzle out all the little fiddly bits that make him so crazy. As if they even have a reason can only lead to madness. I am pretty sure this is exactly how the troon support network started out, from a few well meaning people with the feels trying to understand people like Dave and losing their minds and eventually souls in the process.

I am not totally serious about him driving you crazy but still keep a clinical detachment and remember these are the actions of someone with multiple untreated psychological problems and should be judged and mocked accordingly.
 
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