Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[A Cat]

What if a parent comes round and asks for a cup of tea, but she wants one too?

Let’s be real, no one other than Staph herself is willingly ingesting anything at Stephanie’s hovel.

 

[often puzzled]

And she does have real dishes; I even looked back in the thread to confirm:

Love how she didn’t bother to break up the brick of noodles, but am more amused by the CLASSIC grandma plate. Staph literally just stole 40 year old plates from her parents’ cabinets to furnish her apartment, lol.

https://twitter.com/anarchoenby77/status/1550220847360737286?s=20&t=eDqwd2VVo-PtDf5v7UuwMw

I remembered the very enjoyable Corelle sperging that followed. If she's eating exclusively out of mugs, it's because she's lazy. I'm also getting the impression that she eats, sleeps, and sloths on the couch and rarely sprawls anywhere else, and I suppose that a mug could be easier for that.

A competent therapist would tell her that it would be helpful for both her physical and mental health to eat at the table and sleep in her bed, but she prefers having a therapist who she can pretend cosigns her rapey fanfiction, so here we are.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I predict that Staph will bring their wedding day forward. It was supposed to be a five year wait (?), I'm seeing it happen next year.

I fucking knew it lol.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I'm also a mug autist and enjoy eating certain foods out of them. It's a weird habit I picked up somewhere as a kid. Soup? Ice cream? Cereal? Into the mug it goes. I don't drink hot coffee, but I need justification for buying so many seasonal Hello Kitty mugs because they bring me joy. Staph is impervious to pleasure, so I think everyone is right that, in her case, it's about being slovenly and lazy.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

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I fucking knew it lol.

If she doesn't livestream it, I'll be sorely disappointed. I think we all want to see what a wedding between a god and a mortal looks like.

 

[AfghanBlue]

So the wedding is on!

I'm sure it will be a big life change, lol

Let’s be real, no one other than Staph herself is willingly ingesting anything at Stephanie’s hovel.

Even if you're somewhere the actual mug looks clean, have you seen the state some people let their dish sponges get in? Careful treading is in order.

she does have real dishes; I even looked back in the thread to confirm:

Did. Any gap of time is large enough to make a neckbeard pile of moldy pasta and cereal bowls and decide to "go minimalist"

I've got a sneaking feeling that there's a reason she's abandoned her bed tbh. Maybe it's soiled in some big way, or small way that has mushroomed through delayed action..

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Wait hold the fuck on, she claimed that Lolki was going to make her wait five years to get married. Is she now claiming that he moved that up? So entranced by the salmon slappers that he simply couldn't wait?

I went to check. On June 12, 2024, she posted that they were officially gonna get hitched in 5 years.

 

[Aunt Carol]

So entranced by the salmon slappers that he simply couldn't wait?

...Are they going to get married at the same time as Trump's inauguration? Like, as a counter-spell or to steal away 3 viewers (all kiwis) of the live news footage to watch Stephanie's wedding stream instead?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Wait hold the fuck on, she claimed that Lolki was going to make her wait five years to get married. Is she now claiming that he moved that up? So entranced by the salmon slappers that he simply couldn't wait?

I went to check. On June 12, 2024, she posted that they were officially gonna get hitched in 5 years.

As if staph was gonna wait five years for anything, even if it was actually nothing real.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As if staph was gonna wait five years for anything, even if it was actually nothing real.

Man, if any other woman planning to get married in five years got the unilateral news from her man that it was going to be next month, if that didn't cause a huge fight there would be some frantic calls being made and burlap being hot-glued to votive candle holders at all hours of the night. I guess since it's Sunday she can't really call around and see who can make them a cake on short notice, but still.

Plus this isn't just a dude, but an ancient god, so the pressure's really on Stephanie for this to go off without a hitch. They might not say it out loud, but you know the eternal in-laws from the spirit realm are going to be comparing her to Loki's previous two wives, and Stephanie's not going to beat them with her looks, bless her.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Update on the wedding:

'We're doing nine days of devotional acts first.' I wonder what that involves? Probably deviant things. I wonder what Jeff thinks to the wedding? Is polygamous marriage legal in the astral realm?


Of all the things to be proud of in a whole year... A tattoo.


In reply to a 'show off your pets' thread. I love Siggy's little smiling face.


The OP sounds just as retarded as Staph.


Are there German themed Christmas markets in the US? She should get her ass off the couch to one. She would love stuffing her face with all the food.

 

[Vandy2]

I've got a sneaking feeling that there's a reason she's abandoned her bed tbh. Maybe it's soiled in some big way, or small way that has mushroomed through delayed action..

I would put money on it being piled with clothes (washed or unwashed). Does Gyro's building even have laundry? I bet even if Mama Friggly did Gyro's laundry its probably thrown on the bed instead of put away.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I hope she puts on a clean t-shirt and washes that nasty hair for her fucking wedding, of all things.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I know this is probably just a coincidence and Stapphy being oblivious to the world at large, but considering that some psycho just drove a truck through a German Christmas Market (again) this comes across as a little tonedeaf.

 

[Aunt Carol]

t some psycho just drove a truck through a German Christmas Market (again)

Well, she didn't say what her hands were doing while she watched videos of Christmas markets.

Remember she claims to masturbate to Dahmer's victim photos, although not to Palestinian war dead (too brown).

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

I've been lonely, sure, but I've never been "hey social media, these are the descriptions of what i eat out of what dish, i need to share this because i realized no living soul has ever willingly spent enough meaningful amount of time with me to learn these things" lonely

 

[AfghanBlue]

I've been lonely, sure, but I've never been "hey social media, these are the descriptions of what i eat out of what dish, i need to share this because i realized no living soul has ever willingly spent enough meaningful amount of time with me to learn these things" lonely

It's the three mug life, for Staph

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Are there German themed Christmas markets in the US? She should get her ass off the couch to one. She would love stuffing her face with all the food.

There's a few in PA and there's one in NYC, apparently.

 

[JaneThough]

Update on the wedding:
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'We're doing nine days of devotional acts first.' I wonder what that involves? Probably deviant things. I wonder what Jeff thinks to the wedding? Is polygamous marriage legal in the astral realm?

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Of all the things to be proud of in a whole year... A tattoo.

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In reply to a 'show off your pets' thread. I love Siggy's little smiling face.

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The OP sounds just as retarded as Staph.

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Are there German themed Christmas markets in the US? She should get her ass off the couch to one. She would love stuffing her face with all the food.

There are many, especially in upstate NY. Plus the Union Sq market in NYC which is massive.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

New blog post:

Spoiler: Text

I must give my praises to Loki once again. He helped me out of a bad situation that was negatively impacting my mental health.

My downstairs neighbors have been taking advantage of my kindness and generosity. It all came to a head one night when one of them came to my door in the wee hours of the morning, asking me for money.

I began to text my old friend who returns here occasionally to work with a friend and neighbor of hers as an advocate. Loki worked through her to get them to leave me alone.

Loki also encouraged me to stand up to them in other ways. You see, they had a guest who had overstayed his welcome. He was not allowed to be on the premises, especially when he was using it for unsavory activities. It’s not the substances that perturbed me, but how they seemed to drive him manic. His banging on the walls, screaming, and paranoia were becoming unbearable.

The solution was very Lokean in fashion: make noise back. I guess it was a good thing that I had bought a Bluetooth speaker!

In all seriousness, Loki has been exceedingly busy as of late. He seems to be making mischief by stirring people into conspiratorial frenzies over secret Vatican portals and New Jersey drones. He’s also thumbing his nose in the face of science by revealing a few mysteries of the multiverse.

But his main goal seems to be showing us that our realm is in trouble and we need to fix it, this time in the form of a rogue glacier.

All the while, the imminent threat of the new presidential administration looms large. Last time I checked, Trump was talking about annexing Greenland.

Yes, my friends, it seems that we’re entering into an age of chaos. We will just have to hold on for the ride.

It’s not the substances that perturbed me, but how they seemed to drive him manic. His banging on the walls, screaming, and paranoia were becoming unbearable.

So a man is having a mental health crisis and she decides - remember, she was a social worker - to be a childish edgelord by blasting music and potentially distress him further. She doesn't give a shit about people's mental health if they're inconveniencing her. Also seems like Lolki has a lot of autistic projects going on.


The new pfp abomination on her blog.


There is absolutely nothing normal or genuine about her online, it's all a performance. She hides (badly) away on NSFW accounts and says degenerate shit, then is all goodness, love and light on her main to cover it up. It's all phoney. She's not ballsy enough to put her face to her deviant shit, because she knows she will get dragged for it, and she knows it would be bad for her trans org. There's no need to have a 'twisted perspective' of her, because she admits and boasts about all the degenerate shit she likes.


I wouldn't say its a full half of why she's cringe. 'Stalked and harassed' lol.


She's really jonesing for someone to call her out, isn't she? Why the hell is she dropping her old user names that, if you Google, would lead someone here? I guess she's craving some bullying.


A reminder that only a few days ago, Staph felt smug over not simping for Luigi:

I admit that I feel a sense of satisfaction at everyone who simped for Luigi what's-his-name finding out that he's a fascist. You can hate me for the murderers I love, but at least neither of them were fascists.

Where did she get the idea he was a fascist from anyway, and when did she decide that it was unproblematic to have a crush on him?


LOL at her replying to a comment about not trusting someone with imaginary friends, only for her to class herself as a 'ultra religious zealot who ever did good things.'

Edit to add:

Yes, that is meant to be her and Loki, going by the alt text. Didn't she originally want to commission someone to draw a picture of them together? She must have got impatient (or artists didn't want to draw her) and resorted to AI using Picrew.
(Staph's reading comprehension is rubbing off on me .)