The spirit of Legal Vices warns Nick that he will be visited by three spirits:
The ghost of lolcow past, who shows his transformer being stolen, his pleasant life with his family before he started streaming, and the time he realized how much he resented his parents not talking about their sex life.
The ghost of lolcow present, who shows him how everyone around him hates him, including his kids, shows him people he thinks are on his side like Melton and Dax shit talking him in private and also shows him the homes of Kiwi Farmers enjoying time with their family being sober.
The ghost of lolcow yet to come, who shows both Kayla and April in a happy throuple with
@Fapcop, after a while Nick demands to be shown his future self and is eventually taken to a Denny's where an old, even more disheveled Rekieta works as a waiter primarily serving female cops.
Nick wakes up, thinks about how FUNNY and WEIRD it all was, and forgets about it before starting his day with a line of cocaine and a shot of whiskey.

Merry Christmas!