Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

I 2x sped through Aaron's Rumble-only show on Friday and his YT birthday stream this morning.
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- He seemed to back away from his deep throat source (a bit) saying "I don't know what to believe."

Just a minor point of clarification: from the overall context of the superchat question asked about "more charges" and the answers given, it's fairly clear that he was only referring to the Stearns County cybercrime investigation and whatever his multiple "sources" have had to say in that regard. The separate topic of his/Sean's/MemeJosh's much-vaunted "source" about spurned Kandiyohi County plea offers never came up at all, so Aaron may still continue to take his/her word as gospel, for god-knows-what reason. I just sure hope he/Sean/MemeJosh know what they're doing, because even if the "source" is genuinely well-intentioned, the fact remains that Aaron himself described the "source" as merely passing along things that Nick had to say in DMs. Why anyone would take seriously even a reliable narrator's truthful retelling of DMs from a well-known lying liar who lies is still bewildering.

But anyway, for everyone's varying interpretations, here's the specific clip in question since the usual clippers very, very understandably didn't want to slog through a 7-hour birthday extravaganza to pluck it out just yet:

 

[Ah ha']

The best part about Christmas this year is knowing that Nick Rekieta is always reading this thread.
The more speculation and plausible conclusions in here about Kayla working against him, the more it worms its way into his head. After all what drives a narcissistic jerk more than the paranoia he is losing his power?

Am I right Nick? please like and subscribe.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

It would be fully understandable if Nick's eldest looked upon him the way Zeus looked upon Kronos.

 

[Max Caulfield]

No because I've never done cocaine.

Just like a cop at Denny's.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

This also feeds back into what Will Herren's source K saw in the courtroom, with Nick and Kayla making out in court. This was for the judge's and prosecution's benefit

Isolated from the rest of your theory, I am totally confident that this part of it is true. They are 100% putting on a show.

Also, in general, swingers go way overboard with public displays of affection towards their spouse/“primary” whenever they’re around people who disapprove of the “lifestyle.”

 

[Watching Rekieta]

It would be fully understandable if Nick's eldest looked upon him the way Zeus looked upon Kronos.

Even more understandable if he started investigating all the people his whore mom might have slept with because there is no way any kid would ever want to say "I'm related to Nick Rekieta. At 42, my 'dad' has no accomplishments, no prospects for any accomplishments. He has no career, no aptitude for any career and has never held a steady job. He doesn't do anything except complain about driving me to my events. He's supposedley married to my mom but also has a girlfriend. Both my mom and dad's girlfriend have even less ambition and accomplishments than him. The only reason he's not living in a box on the sidewalk is that my grandparents think it's okay for him to do nothing but drink and do drugs. He thinks I'm the adult in the house because everyone older than me is facing felony drug charges."

In his hostage video, he's blinking in morse code, "if you're one of the many people that fucked my mom 17 years ago, please, please, please let me know. I'm just looking for hope and a name change. I will pay you money."

 

[stupid frog]

Nick, not being able to do drugs in the open is ruining the holidays for you. Have a lil...

 

[MeltyTW]

It would be fully understandable if Nick's eldest looked upon him the way Zeus looked upon Kronos.

with his balldo infused limpdick uranus might be a more accurate comparison to nick.

In his hostage video, he's blinking in morse code, "if you're one of the many people that fucked my mom 17 years ago, please, please, please let me know. I'm just looking for hope and a name change. I will pay you money."

itd be smarter to induce his dad to overdose to inherit the money. hes already the man of the house so he might as well, nick is an old useless fuck who doesnt do shit anyway so really itd be a mercy killing.

 

[Vibralldo]

itd be smarter to induce his dad to overdose to inherit the money. hes already the man of the house so he might as well, nick is an old useless fuck who doesnt do shit anyway so really itd be a mercy killing.

Twist ending:
Nick is innocent and was subtlety manipulated over the course of years. Subliminally introduced to swinging and cocaine against his will so he'd rot and die, allowing the true mastermind to inherit all the money:

Nick's daughter that tested positive for cocaine!

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

My wish for this Christmas is to have Nick fire up a Christmas Day stream, drink his most expensive whiskey, and to disappear for a 45 minute fuck and snort break again. Just for old times sake. He can delete the VOD as soon as the stream is over, and we promise we will not record it and reupload it to YouTube with a different watermark, (of course this fundamentally changes the content as we learnt from Nicks own legal paperwork. Which he definitely did not write down himself and send to his legal team to copypasta).

C'mon Nick. Just think of those sweet Christmas Supers you'll receive. Maybe you'll just get 1. And you can read it 9 times in a row to pretend many people are donating to you again, you know, just like old days.

Merry Christmas frens on the farms. Our LOTY is getting his comb over stuck down on his head and his one key of coke outta the safe as we speak.

Or did his daughter run off with it again, thinking it was sherbert? I forget.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Get the 2nd house sold. This puts real money into a bank account that is under Kayla's and Nick's control, so money that can be accessed in a divorce settlement. This also forces a more favorable situation in a divorce as there is now only 1 house in the family, so it is more likely Kayla gets to stay there due to kids and Nick has to vacate.

Point against:

I'd Aaron wanted to whisk Kayla away and get the money, he could have bo8ght the second house, then Kayal dovorce him and get half back.

Even if Bob and Celeste wanted to fuck with the divorce with legal wrangling, I'm sure she and her family could croudfund her defense, just think of the people who would donate just to felt Rackets. Not to mention Kayla might be able to find some young attorney looking to make a name for themselves, and wanting to take a smug fuck like him down a notch.

And since you mentioned LowT, his ex-fiancee from two decades ago, Emily, is a family law attorney in neighboring Wisconsin. I don't know if she's licensed to practice law in MN, but if she was and took the case, it would really prove we're living in a simulation!

'I'll crowdfund my legal case' is a poor primary strategy element.

 

[ShinyStar]

Point against:

I'd Aaron wanted to whisk Kayla away and get the money, he could have bo8ght the second house, then Kayal dovorce him and get half back.

The problem with your point is that they wanted April to have her name on the deed as well as Aaron. So one scenario is that he has to come up with enough money to pay April half of what he put into the house, and then is stuck, living with Nick's ex-wife, next to the dysfunction and chaos of the Rekietas when he and April divorce. The other scenario is that he sells the Crack Shack (probably for less than he bought it for, and having to pay realtor fees), splits half of that with April, has to go and buy a new house with whatever he comes away with from that sell and cross his fingers that Kayla - after months, if not years of a messy divorce from Nick - is able to come to him with half of what he paid for the first house and didn't spend it all on lawyers fees. In the meantime, he's lost custody of his children because his first wife went to the courts about his involvement with the Qover and got sole custody (which she was threatening to do at that time). Your point makes no sense and ends up with Aaron loosing custody of his kids and all the money he has to give to April in the divorce, whereas right now, he has all his money, his kids, and a stable home Kayla could flee to.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Bewildering how every so often this thread circles back to theorizing about what sort of devious and Machiavellian plots Kayla could contrive as if she's ever had one thought rattle around in her empty fucking head. She's spent her entire life being willfully helpless, getting her last two brain cells cooked from drugs isn't going to get her turned around.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Bewildering how every so often this thread circles back to theorizing about what sort of devious and Machiavellian plots Kayla could contrive as if she's ever had one thought rattle around in her empty fucking head. She's spent her entire life being willfully helpless, getting her last two brain cells cooked from drugs isn't going to get her turned around.

I generally agree that Kayla's family is looking out for he more than she herself.

As for thr theory-crafting, it happens. In a lull of content it will be more prominent.

 

[not william stenchever]

getting her last two brain cells cooked from drugs isn't going to get her turned around.

All we have for a dubious hope is that @Fapcop giving her a good dicking might possibly inspire an original thought in her head.

 

[Burt Macklin]

More on the unfolding drama between Francis White, Nick’s lawyer, and Brian Lewis, the attorney who wrote the appeal.

Why is he feuding with his boss or former boss on Facebook? These are things to say in private, not on a public platform.

Looks likely that he's researching a domestic violence case. The open document references Winkowski:

Appears every lawyer in small town Minnesota went to "JD's R US" for their law degree, where you only need a pulse and a pencil to get accepted. I hope Winkowski sees his retarded attorney putting their shit on Internet blast.

So, atp, we have 3 people with source(s): Aaron, Sean, and Meme Copium. Meanwhile, Nick is playing coy.

It's all indeed funny and weird because, until Sean's stream, I always assumed this was an Internet connection. That is, Nick was communicating with this source via DMs.

My question: Sean's source says he knows Nick's smell, or is he joking? This would indicate a person close enough to smell him. This would indicate a lawyer, someone who works for the lawyer, a court employee, or someone inside the Balldobunker, correct?

Considering that everyone that knows him personally grows to hate him, it could be anybody.

Schizo theory: the source is Kayla herself.

Maybe Kayla, but her case is lost if she has an RO against Aaron, and then goes and talks to him, no?

All arrows point to Coomelot for me. The tryhard hillbilly faggot does anything for attention (ever since his slow decline after his Gamestop videos). He knows "Nick's smell" from Vegas. He doesn't openly nose-guard for Nick (strategically plays both sides) which has always made me raise an eyebrow to him.

Coomelot is the one who revealed Vegas hookers, spending $20K a month on blow, only proving he knows some dirt. I could see him telling Aaron shit and taking Kayla's side behind the scenes. Just my hunch.

Today
- He said that it's good April has gone dark for her own "mental health".
- He seemed to back away from his deep throat source (a bit) saying "I don't know what to believe."
- He's still confident that there will be ramifications for the access to his accounts.

This guy proves more and more to be a complete joke. The fucking idiot first says "it would be a year of gayops" and "I trust my source," then pivots to "I don't know what to believe."

Maybe just shut the fuck up and do a show with good content? So sick of his "My life is part of the show" bullshit. No it's not. Especially if you don't know "what to believe." Just STFU.

Said it before, he's Nick inverted. Pains me to say, but Nick is the best thing to ever happen to this faggot. Aaron's show sucked, continues to suck, but Nick brought him amazing content to get eyes on his show, only for more to see how sad, pathetic he is. Never realized how fucking boring Aaron was til Casino called his faggot ass out for being fucking boring at broadcasting "a major leak."

While Nick is the biggest liar of all, one thing I do believe Nick on: Aaron is as big a liar as Nick. Aaron will say anything to look like the hero, "have a source," or whatever to stay relevant. The amount of times he's gotten things wrong, gone back and forth, or just looked like a fucking idiot speaks for itself.

I know we're in a content lull, but one thing I continuously question w/Aaron :
If he knew Nick was so bad the night of his shitty standup, why did he hang out with him again? Aaron (just like April) saw dollar signs with Nick (too bad they were too retarded to see Nick was on a downward spiral). It's easy for Aaron to say "Oh he was so bad and fucked up the night I met him." Usually normal sane people don't hang out with such a person ever again, unless they see something they can get out of it. Aaron was forced out of the polycule, but you can't convince me had he not been, he would've have stayed milking Nick for views/money (again, not realizing Nick was already going downhill).

ET : Double posted video

 

[john marston]

Merry Christmas, Kiwi Nerds! In the spirit of the Holiday, I will not be shit-talking Rekieta until after Christmas! Enjoy Christmas everyone!

 

[Strix454]

People don't need to make Nick into a hero to shit on Aaron. By the time Aaron met Nick, Nick was already a total failure and people should really stop pretending otherwise. Nick was already down to a mersh-sized audience by the time he met Aaron. He wasn't some celebrity that Aaron was going to get a big boost from and Aaron never even tried to get a boost from Nick. But the legend of Nick as a big star at the end of 2023 just never dies.

Aaron's efforts to promote his dabbleverse show were all aimed around Geno Bisconte at that time and trying to get into compound media. And the sucking up he did the Geno back then was really something to see. When Aaron is sucking up to someone for audience, the money flows out of Aaron's pocket. That is the way he works. With Nick, the money was always flowing out of Nick's pocket.

Its not that difficult to see what Aaron saw in Nick. It was the promise of free partying, free drinks, free coke and free sex with Nick's wife. Those were Aaron's motives. Aaron is a not a complicated guy and Aaron is exactly the sort of guy who would hang out with a crazy person if that crazy person was handing out enough free sex, free booze and free drugs.

As well, saying that Arron was forced out of the polycule gives Nick a whole lot more credit in the situation than he deserves. The Polycule ended because Aaron was unwilling to buy Nick's other house and move in next to Nick. Nick and April kept trying to ultimatum Aaron into buying the house and Aaron kept stalling them off. Then they got to the final ultimatum (the pawverbs crisis) and Aaron walked away.

And no matter how many times Aaron walking away is presented as a 5-D chess move by Nick or some sort of big win for Nick, it wasn't. The smart move in that situation was Aaron not moving into a house next to Nick.

That still makes Aaron a dumb cuck. Just not a dumb enough cuck to buy a house from Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick was already down to a mersh-sized audience by the time he met Aaron. He wasn't some celebrity that Aaron was going to get a big boost from and Aaron never even tried to get a boost from Nick.

If anything, the only way he was ever going to get a boost from Nick was if Nick burned out so hard he turned into a total freakshow and any carnival barker who could sell tickets to see the show made out. Which is what actually happened.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Lol I decided "Ok what the fuck is pawverbs?" and came across this about the author...



Bitch has got the undiagnosed tism. Now I see why Kayla was such a big fan.