DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SlushFiend]

Hope everyone is enjoying their holidays!

 

[Crooked 16th]

How many times is he going to start Dino Crisis during a marathon? this is like the 4th time

 

[Iron Father]

NGL I have a strong feeling some dents may be saving up to dump money on Phillip for Christmas. Would be incredibly funny if I was wrong however.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Is DSP really playing on a keyboard and mouse while using a TV screen? What the fuck is this frankenstein's monster of a setup now, PC Gamer Burnell too good for a monitor, or does he need a super special 2k RGB monitor 'donated' to him before he does that?

A monitor/actual gaming TV is the first thing Phil should have bought, and would actually be useful. I'm surprised he hasn't yet.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

I think it's hilarious how he acts completely normal even though he's been openly drinking on stream. Almost like he gets drunk every night? Zero difference in speech/behavior.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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i just dont understand it. there are titty streamers that dont make as much as phil.
what the fuck is it about him that makes retards throw their money at him?

 

[Smokeski]

i just dont understand it. there are titty streamers that dont make as much as phil.
what the fuck is it about him that makes retards throw their money at him?

@Cucktry Roads do you have that joon clip handy?

 

[UsedUp]

i just dont understand it. there are titty streamers that dont make as much as phil.
what the fuck is it about him that makes retards throw their money at him?

They are social outcasts and too retarded to understand how dsp scams them out of their money and are %100 homosexual to pay man to eat in front of them.

 

[ATandTism]

i just dont understand it. there are titty streamers that dont make as much as phil.
what the fuck is it about him that makes retards throw their money at him?

Sad lonely retards donate to a fellow sad lonely retard who then donates their donations to a gatcha game and local booze store.

'A fool and his money are easily parted.'

 

[Cucktry Roads]

@Cucktry Roads do you have that joon clip handy?

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100 from Lisa Lou (Known OIC alt) 50 gifted youtube memberships from emil (some theories that current year emil is OIC). $62 in SC from Hawaiian shirt connoisseur Perry the white (European)

 

[johnkimble123]

i just dont understand it. there are titty streamers that dont make as much as phil.
what the fuck is it about him that makes retards throw their money at him?

King of the retards has only mastered one skill, developing parasocial relationships with other retards and convincing them that him getting money helps them

 

[Corpun]

The dents kept telling him to get a monitor and he was pretty adamant that he had to use a TV screen because his eyes are shit and he had a billion reasons for why it would be a bad idea.

I'd love to ask Mr. Burnell how a monitor at most a foot away from your face is worse for your shitty eyesight than a TV across your cramped 'office', but I'm sure a ban followed by a obnoxiously pretentious pigsplaination would follow that question.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I'm surprised he hasn't yet.

Are you really though? Are ya really?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

A monitor/actual gaming TV is the first thing Phil should have bought, and would actually be useful. I'm surprised he hasn't yet.

If they had flashing RGB lights on the side, it'd be his first purchase

 

[Iron Father]

Not to moralfag here but DSP using rhetoric like "tis the season for giving" and hardcore begging has (so far) raised over $700 for his own pockets while devouring slop food like a ghetto mukbanger.

Meanwhile Almighty_Tevin has raised over $5000 for charity, and has done so for years without ever bragging.

But detractors are the ones who, if "Thanos snapped" out of existence, would make the world better according to DSP.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I hope he chokes on whatever he doordashes for Christmas dinner.

 

[neger psykolog]

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You know how people say DSP plays shit like sanic to get in autistic people? He totally should've pivoted his streams to like "common sense financial shit" where if he reaches the goal he puts some money on some stock or some bullshit.

The only people more autistic than sanic fans are financial responsibility faggots (look at the Destiny stream where he's beside himself at how DSP is the "buyers market for cars")

Then instead of papavers paying him $20 to play some autistic Minecraft shit he might get some investment banker paying him $20,000 to read some stupid autistic stock market shit.

The best part is: he'd still fuck it all up

Edit: also financial planning autism shit gets way higher paying ads

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

GUYS, THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AT THE COMEDIC GENIUS OF DSP?!

I can't tell if this is worse than his Bob Ross or his Colonel Sanders.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

PigNigga is at $770, doing a horrible Santa Claus impression while playing Stellar Blade. He’s also wearing a Santa outfit.

Bonus Faggotry: He’s talking about testicles nonstop while avoiding the TnA on screen at all costs.

I used to argue he’s not gay. But this PigNig is gay.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

This is just as sad as I thought it would be