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'Twas the Month Before MAGA​

Not a Bill will be passed without approval from the louse

The Senate reviews all Trump’s nominees with care

To oppose the unqualified, they don’t openly dare

We will have a budget, though we really came close

Trump demanded the debt ceiling be raised; he would boast

The money he’d give to the wealthy in a tax cut

The poor and middle class would get nothing. Say what?

Trump’s outsourced policy-making to Citizen Musk

The richest man in the world cares nothing about us

Cuts are coming to Social Security and Medicare

The rich will get richer while other cupboards are bare

Trump wants to make Canada the 51st state

He may take over the Panama Canal by next year on this date

He’s threatened to expand the war in the Mideast

If everyone doesn’t bow down to his whims, even the least

He wants to buy Greenland, though they’d never think to sell

He thought Finland was in Russia; his brain doesn’t work well

The brown and Black nations he doesn’t like much

“Shithole countries,” he called them; he’d prefer they were Dutch

It’s a month before MAGA, and it may not end well

Mass deportations will lead to shortages with nothing to sell

The fruits and vegetables you’ve come to expect will be there

Were picked largely by migrants you didn’t know were there

Construction will slow down, and roofs won’t get fixed

Essential workers won’t be part of the mix

When you check into a hotel, you’ll learn I suppose

There’ll be no housekeeping; the restaurant will be closed

The Department of Education will soon be shutting down

One Department of several he’ll close with a frown

The vaccines you’re used to will soon be no more

Polio, Mumps, and Rubella will be back with a roar

On January 20th, he’ll be back in the Oval

Accompanied by the wealthiest men he could cajole

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Americans knew we had something to dread

White nationalism had resided in the White House before

This time, they took over and barred the front door

On Bannon, on Miller, on Hegseth, on Gabbard

On Kennedy Jr, the way forward will be haggard

It’s a month before MAGA has its turn in the light

How long before they notice the reality of their plight

It was never about you and improving your lot

You’ll pay more for groceries, cars, and homes you ain’t got

Trump’s tariffs will be announced with great fanfare and a roar

The result is for everything, you will pay more

They’ll come for your healthcare; its survival isn’t sure

School shootings are ignored, thoughts and prayers they won’t cure

It’s a month before MAGA, and all through the land

White supremacists are happy because they’ve got their man.
 
Biden the red-nosed pedo
And his son who has no clothes
And if you ever saw him
You could see how much he blows
Laptop has pics of Malia
(Her credit card and everything!)
"Who the fuck cares, you bigot?
Biden is our golden king!"

Then elections, they happened
People came to say
"Biden, get your ass out of here!
We will vote for Trump today."

And all the people loved him
(He even won the popular vote!)
Biden the red-nosed pedo
Please go die, you gi-ant scrooooote!
 
This would be impossible to take seriously under the best circumstances but given the fact that entirety of the MSM was complicit in hiding that Joe Biden was a puddin' head while the left nodded along in total agreement that the mush brain in chief was not completely mentally incapacitated.
Huh. Apparently the author recently tried to kill himself.
Not surprised this person failed at suicide but I encourage them to try again and really apply themselves this time.
 
It really scares them they won't have their illegal migrant slaves to do housekeeping, farm labor and construction work. Rather rich hearing them whine about billionaires while openly condoning exploiting workers and debasing working class wages. Ironically these so-called champions of the working class have more in common with Scrooge than Cratchit.

I will gladly go without guacamole if it means farm workers are paid a fair wage that lets them own a home and raise a family on their earnings.
 
It really scares them they won't have their illegal migrant slaves to do housekeeping, farm labor and construction work. Rather rich hearing them whine about billionaires while openly condoning exploiting workers and debasing working class wages. Ironically these so-called champions of the working class have more in common with Scrooge than Cratchit.

I will gladly go without guacamole if it means farm workers are paid a fair wage that lets them own a home and raise a family on their earnings.
They don't even got shit in common with scrooge, scrooge acted the way he did due to life long trauma as shown in the ghost of christmas past segment. His way of coping with shit was literally walling himself off from others and acting nasty to keep them away. If scrooge was actually a real shitbag he wouldn't have shown any kind of regret and would be 100% irredeemable.
 
He's such a failure he couldn't even kill himself properly.

Seriously pathetic. Teenage girls know how to do this correctly, you gimp.
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Cool story bro.
Needs more dragons.
Ahhh the tolerant compassionate left; insisting we have a permanent slave class to keep their avocados, housekeeping and labouring cheap. So progressive.
Funniest thing when they whine about "we need illegals to pick our crops and to pay slave wages to look after our kids" is they don't even realize seasonal workers like crop pickers already have their own work visa system.
Its not Venezuelan gangs, Haitian dog eaters, and Cartel fent smugglers picking crops.
 
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