🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,033
Jon agreed to Alex's challenge of bare knuckle fighting but wants no rules or referees. While it would be kino and Jon would wreck him, Alex will obviously weasel his way out of it.
We need to crowd fund a ticket for Jon to show up at the gates of the monkey king's palace to challenge him to trial by combat. We will also need to crowdfund a wheelbarrow of burritos to keep Ogrina distracted and prevent her from sitting on Jon crushing him into jelly.
 
All three gathered in completely different and seemingly increasingly lucky ways, too.
Luke - Fishtank fan, was already in contact with production
Alex B - original casting, a specimen so retarded that they took the risk to get him despite anyone from that casting potentially having been exposed to the show
Burt - last minute grab they seemingly just stumbled across online
burt is the craziest one, easily the most bizarre and fascinating person to be on the show so far and apparently they just randomly added him in at the last minute
 
Mizzy hired a Santa and set up a pay banner for options.

In an unexpected twist, Mizzy ended up being G's real protégé.

1735001380722.png
 
He's actually good so Jet's seething ego won't allow that to happen. Xavier keeps dropping hints on his discord that the Wiggers wouldn't let him do much.
You worded that so it could mean either the wiggers didn't want to get mogged by that editor or that they were shafting Xavier out of more screen time.

Two very different meanings.
 
La'Ron has dropped a two-for-one diss track targeting Alex B and Duanye.

ron big fish.jpg [x / a]

preservetube archive

Yeah.
Hey, this right here?
We'll call this the no discrimination diss
Cuz both you motherfuckers finna get hit

Prince on this bitch with the mothafuckin flames
Ain't gon sing on this thang but I blow like mary jane

And he must got a pussy, yea he must got a clit
Cause he actin like a bitch and he still on my dick

Yea I know that I'm that nigga, ain't I fly how I stride
You a fan ass bitch and you know you can't deny

He see I lead the pack, now it hurt his damn pride
Now he wanna diss me, pussy boy come and try it

This gon be a easy hit for a Jacksonville bitch
Carry this shit like a baby on my hip

Long titty dumb bitch fuck around and get clipped
Imma boss, you a worker and here's your final tip

This is chess not checkers, yes I am better
You can never check me cause I am the checker

Belt to yo ass, yes this is real leather
Don't care how hard you ball, bitch I will still wreck ya

Just started running shit and I still left ya...
That's why you really mad.

I'm the big fish
You a dumb tit, dumb bitch
Bout to get fried
Here's your lunch tick, you done bitch

Yo, I ain't worried bout no white boy they be sniffin snow
All up on live I see that coke up in your nose

Both of you can click up, I call you Oreo
And I still split you bitches right down the middle

Y'all don't want no smoke
Better stick to vapes bitch, you'a get choked

Screaming Free Willy since you married to a whale
This some freakshow shit but it won't sell, ewww...

You can be the Cobra, bitch I am Jehovah
Don't care about your green, you still fucking on Fiona

Bitch I am the Prince, don't make me say it again
Don't make me pull up while you smoking nic and load it again
Get it?
Nickelodeon. If I gotta spin the block get low again.
Cause I'mma come back and get him, him, and him
I ain't never get banned, Sam, Adult Swim

I'm the big fish
You a meth head, dumb bitch
Smoking all them rocks
You can never be this lit

Haha, two bodies one take, nigga.

Guess they mad I'm the shit and I'm on a roll
Simp ass bitches, here's ya tissue

Y'all both wanna fuck me that's your issue
But I wouldn't touch you with a dead man's shoe

Till I'm cold and blue you bitches won't have a clue
Even if you did it first you'll always be number two

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
No, it's the motherfuckin Prince jacking bitches for they fame

Damn... Somebody call a coroner. It's a motherfucking murder scene. Hah. Welcome to the Blood Games, bitch.

Bitch I am the Prince, don't make me say it again
Don't make me pull up while you smoking nic and load it again-Get it?
Nickelodeon. If I gotta spin the block get low again.
Cause I'mma come back and get him, him, and him
I ain't never get banned, Sam, Adult Swim
 
Last edited:
Alex’s delusional yapping makes me legitimately MATI, the tweaker just makes shit up and lives in his own version of reality while doing fucking nothing to back it up. I would pay to have someone humble him and his disgusting wife, I don’t even need it streamed for entertainment I just want to know somebody put him in his place.
 
thoughts?

i would, but i think there's literally too much content
The first chunk of the OP is pretty much fine, aside from exact dollar/token amounts. I don't think it needs to be a comprehensive breakdown of everything that's happened. Before season 3 started, I went through the thread and made note of where discussion began for each day, it provides touchstones where to jump to in the thread for rereading or when looking for something in particular. I'll be doing s3 after Christmas.

Midnight was usually in the middle of the action, so these are instead the first post of a fish being active in the morning.
S1 April 18, 2023
Day 1 (thread start)
Day 2 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16184496
Day 3 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16194812
Day 4 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16204157
Day 5 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16209146
Day 6 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16213278
Day 7 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16220532
Day 8 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16229522
Day 9 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16239020
Day 10 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16249808
Day 11 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16258565
Day 12 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16267423
Day 13 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16273844
Day 14 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16280685
Day 15 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16288996
Day 16 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16296610
Day 17 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16305179
Day 18 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16313068
Days 19-21 Kiwifarms dropped, never to return :(
Day 22 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16314989
Days 23-24 KF down
Day 25 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16316149
Day 26 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16318447
Day 27 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16319911
Day 28 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16322639
Day 29 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16325219
Day 30 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16328107
Day 31 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16329604
Day 32 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16332847
Day 33 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16335241
Day 34 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16337711
Day 35 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16340067
Day 36 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16342544
Day 37 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16345924
Day 38 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16347988
Day 39 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16350859
Day 40 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16353750
Day 41 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16356312
Day 42 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16359235

S2 December 18, 2023
Day 1 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17367947
Day 2 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17371360
Day 3 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17377164
Day 4 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17383540
Day 5 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17388694
Day 6 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17393440
Day 7 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17399353
Day 8 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17403253
Day 9 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17409534
Day 10 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17414125
Day 11 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17418170
Day 12 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17422457
Day 13 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17429528
Day 14 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17433591
Day 15 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17437079
Day 16 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17443157
Day 17 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17449614
Day 18 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17455090
Day 19 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17461304
Day 20 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17465662
Day 21 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17472127
Day 22 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17477398
Day 23 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17483827
Day 24 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17489603
Day 25 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17496227
Day 26 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17502782
Day 27 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17509109
Day 28 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17513454
Day 29 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17520325
Day 30 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17525033
Day 31 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17530130
Day 32 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17538965
Day 33 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17544433
Day 34 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17550968
Day 35 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17556716
Day 36 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17563197
Day 37 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17571374
Day 38 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17579066
Day 39 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17585214
Day 40 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17593023
Day 41 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17599458

S2.5 June 25, 2024
Day 1 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18679368
Day 2 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18686137
Day 3 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18694500
Day 4 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18704357
Day 5 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18712915
Day 6 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18725049
Day 7 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18734313
Day 8 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18741361
Day 9 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18748942
Day 10 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18760776
Day 11 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18764916
Day 12 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18772335
Day 13 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18780524
 
Back