🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I have been writing a paper on Fishtank in my free time as a hobby. It is currently around 150k words long. It is an analysis on what content is, the ups and downs of the show, what causes these ups and downs, and a look at seasons one and two (primarily two) and how they unfolded.

I thought it would be a fun challenge to build a overly complex theory surrounding the idea of content in relation to Fishtank. Ideally, I should post it here before the next season starts.

No, I have never been diagnosed with autism.

Maybe, just maybe, Jet will read it too and he'll take your opinions to heart.

Oh who am I kidding, he has overpriced shoes to buy and galaxy gas to huff.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Mizzy's interview with the Ogress is live on Youtube now. She did them a BIG favor not airing this and Alex demanded she post it, lol. Ogress said that Mizzy was trying to kiss him, and wanted him. She's so fucking crazy.

Mizzy just wanted Sam to choke her out, you can tell Mizzy has a type and it's not little cracked out monkey man.

 

[fartbucket]

At least we know Alex has ham for Christmas.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

At least we know Alex has ham for Christmas.

That isn't a ham, it's at best a cut for future gelatin. There's next to no muscle there.

 

[Plasticise]

 

[ElseWorld712]

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Jet didn't specify which holiday so lets say that he is aiming for Jan but maybe after Easter. I speak a bit of Wigger.

 

[bookers]

Mizzy's interview with the Ogress is live on Youtube now. She did them a BIG favor not airing this and Alex demanded she post it, lol. Ogress said that Mizzy was trying to kiss him, and wanted him. She's so fucking crazy.

Mizzy just wanted Sam to choke her out, you can tell Mizzy has a type and it's not little cracked out monkey man.

can someone with more patience than me do any summarizing on this?
i couldn't even last a minute watching it

 

[anliteralidiot]

can someone with more patience than me do any summarizing on this?
i couldn't even last a minute watching it

I tried watching, all I heard was angry oinking.

 

[Big Green]

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What do you guys think a day in the life of Jet is like? I’m sure the show can be tough to run while it’s going, but otherwise what are all of them doing during the day that these episodes are still not out. There comes a time where theres no reasonable assumption other than they’re all lazy burnouts who work maybe one day out of the week. Then again at a pace of 8 hours every week I still think they should be done.

 

[Aidan]

What do you guys think a day in the life of Jet is like? I’m sure the show can be tough to run while it’s going, but otherwise what are all of them doing during the day that these episodes are still not out. There comes a time where theres no reasonable assumption other than they’re all lazy burnouts who work maybe one day out of the week. Then again at a pace of 8 hours every week I still think they should be done.

Jet isn't editing the eps so it's not really relevant, he's announcing it probably to take the heat. There's no genuine excuse, they're lazy. Any competent production would have dropped people like this within a year easy, it's kind of impressive. I'm not sure where the problem lies but I assume it's with Steinful since he's the one who implicitly admitted he's still working on the edits and that the next episode isn't ready yet but is going to be longer than normal. AB has been active all throughout S3 probably writing for S3 eps by now. Obviously they're still putting the episodes together, not merely adding finishing touches.

Anyway, Sam and Jet hope for a rich investor to help them expand and blow up so mention it to your rich uncle this Christmas.

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I think a day in the life of Jet involves a lot of nothing and then when a deadline finally hits he rushes to get it done.

 

[Expertjogger]

On a recent OneSonic stream (ip2 streamer that helped Letty on her Sam pepper event streams) said he offered CK a place to stay in NYC at the mold mansion streamer house. He appears to not realize how psycho she is, hopefully he gets her set up with an actual streaming setup and she turns into the new Goocheese!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Sam Hyde's Fishtank needs a rewrite.
I wrote it the first week of season one, and there have now been almost 4 more. I genuinely dont have the time to keep up with it and have been trying to hand it off since season 1 ended.

thoughts?

i would, but i think there's literally too much content

 

[foam rolla]

Imagine having all of Alex's money and not even being able to land a woman who's a 1/10.

 

[Aidan]

Imagine having all of Alex's money and not even being able to land a woman who's a 1/10.

That's the best part, he doesn't have money. No sane woman would live with Alex anyway, he had to get an exotic animal to live with him instead.

 

[millais]

Imagine having all of Alex's money and not even being able to land a woman who's a 1/10.

The drugs really fried his brain. In the old mid-2000s photos, he is seen hanging out with non-hamplanet women.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Imagine having all of Alex's money and not even being able to land a woman who's a 1/10.

if you think that junkie retard has money, I have a bridge to sell you

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

"You can't talk worth a damn, I swear on my dad's life if we ever meet there's gonna be a monkey storm!"
"I can't pwonounce Wetawd but I'm also not mawwied to a ugwy, fat cunt. Shout out Nick Flentez."

^But for a good 15 minutes.

I was going to say this would be the Lolcow Ali vs Foreman but we already had Boogie vs Wings.

Maybe this would be the lolcow Tyson vs Jake Paul? Too bad the cow would probably stop Alex from actually fighting Jon

 

[Aidan]

This is late but did Jon ever acknowledge Nick Flentes and Destiny? I don't even know if that was real by the way since I didn't check.

 

[Marche]

He appears to not realize how psycho she is,

This is a guy who let Alice stay at his place, CK isn't as bad tbh.
CK should go full degen ip2 though.

 

[BullfrogBill]

thoughts?

i would, but i think there's literally too much content

I don't think the OP really needs updated at all. It explains what the show is just fine and that's really all you need to know going into the thread as the rest unfolds in real time.