Having Lunch with the Gunch - SRMC #62
-For the third time, Anisa opens up with a shitty episode 69 joke, only for Ian to tell her to stop saying that
-They have a wide cam of a bowl with green shit so that they're dog can become a 'Gunch'
-Anisa has an autistic fixation on the Gunches
-Dane forgot what a Gunch is so these retards have to explain it again for him
-Ian says that his dog probably won't eat the green slop, so he'll eat it instead
-They were only going to have viewers call in and replace Dane in the call so they could ask questions about the Gunch, but they were scared of people saying slurs
-Ian starts eating the green slop and gives the dog a chew toy instead
-Ian mentions Scizor (it's a Pokemon) and Anisa's mind immediately jumps to lesbians scissoring
-Ian then starts sperging about Rock Paper Scissors and how he hates people who always choose rock and that the wants to see them suffer
-Anisa says that Ian loves enveloping things which is why he loves rock climbing
-They start talking about fast food drinks (it's really fucking boring)
-Ian and Anisa get angry over various reddit posts about a Wendy's smoothie that turns green
-Ian is beginning to hate AI
-Dane says that the toys in Toy Story are all asexual because they don't have genitals (thank you for the exciting input, ginger fag)
-Anisa continues with her lesbian fixation and starts talking about some Hollywood whores who may or may not be lesbians
-Next 20 minutes are just them talking about trendy Millenial words and phrases (it's also fucking boring)
-Anisa keeps fucking around with her hair to try and look like Zooey Deschanel in
New Girl (she doesn't even come close)
-Anisa says that people on Tiktok are extremely self-centered
-They go back to complaining about redditors (while they're not wrong that redditors are lame and gay, these three retards are basically indistinguishable from your average pseudo intellectual redditor)
-Anisa claims that the 'Millenial Accent' is based on Jim Carrey and Fred
-Anisa says that they want to avoid the podcasts growing too fast because they could gain 'bad' fans
-Ian scrolls through Youtube and often finds tons of podcasts with similar viewership that, unlike them, don't play it safe (aka podcasts that are actually interesting)
-Ian reads a fan comment which suggests that Anisa should start voice acting as teenage boys
-Anisa exclaims that she would love to do voice acting and that she has friends who are active in the voice acting community (such as Brizzy voices)
-Anisa provided voice work for the upcoming game
Mewgenics
-Dane suggests Anisa send a voice reel to Zach Hadel so that she could be on his TV show,
Smiling Friends (lol, good look with that)
-Ian and Anisa say that they love their commenters because of how smart and reasonable they are (no, shit, you love them with how heavily curated they are).
-Anisa claims that people who support billionaires such as Musk are authoritarian
-Right before they end the podcasts they start sucking Luigi's dick again
This was better than last week's episode just by virtue of them not spending the whole episode sperging about Luigi, and I do wonder if the discussion about voice acting will lead to Anisa trying to LARP as one just like all her other failed professions. Also as a bonus here's Ian tard raging at something he saw on his phone.
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